Trashy Vampire Romance Novel/Characters

The cast and characters of Trashy Vampire Romance Novel, arranged approximately by order of hotness.

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Player Characters

Ricardo Castro

He did, in fact, go cry to his mommy.

Pascal's ward and local swashbuckling PC. Technically a part of house Bathory, though that claim is not likely to be legitimized any time soon.

Non-Player Characters

The Cradle

The worst.

House Bathory

Constatin Bathory

Also pictured: Cecil's titties.

Pascal's sire, also the worst.

Pascal Cosovei

He's a rat

One of Constantin's decorative wards, currently disowned by his house. Ricardo's sire.

Renard

Part Two: Torture

One of Constantin's wards, previously Pascal's family's horsegroom when they were alive.

House Babenburg

Cecil Babenburg

Going full Jack Horner with all these pies.

Rex

Funnel Cakes Rule

A Babenburg ward turned in the 1950s. Currently teamed up with Jonquil to hunt down Pascal.

Jonquil

Proud parent.

A Babenburg ward, currently teamed up with Rex to hunt down Pascal.

The Norse-Gaels

Gallowglass Horde

Kel Gallowglass

Do you have any idea how hard it is to choose a single picture of this woman

Most valuable raider 804 AD - 1021 AD, assumed general of the Horde.

Basilia de Issoire

Bees?

One of Kel's wards, currently acting as her aide-de-camp. She sometimes goes by her training name of Mignon.

70th Infantry Squadron

Lamb Gallowglass

Feral

One of Kel's wards, termed to be the "runt of the litter". She has Kel's specific permission to kill any non-covenmate vampire she fights, if she can manage it.

Rack Gallowglass

When you gonna get your act together? I ain't your mama!

One of Kel's wards, possessing an affinity for shapeshifting. Rack appears to be very outgoing, if not more than a little insidious. She sparred against Ricardo when he first arrived in Las Vegas.

Sirloin Gallowglass

Never second choice.

One of Kel's wards, and the top of her class. Seems to be deaf, and communicates via a dialect of VSL. Apparently has a wicked sense of humour.

Strip Gallowglass

FUCK, SHIT, AND OTHER SUCH EXPLETIVES!!

One of Kel's wards, originally from the 65th squadron but held back on account of her "behavioral issues".

Higuchis

Minoru Higuchi

Bitch.

One of Naotoro's wards, a professional matchmaker and Bunji's husband.

Naotoro Higuchi

True Romance

One of Soutaro's wards and Minoru's sire. Currently has only appeared in Matchmaker, Matchmaker!.

Soutaro Higuchi

Pictured: left.

Naotoro's sire. Currently has only appeared in Matchmaker, Matchmaker!.

Noroi Higuchi

Bitch.

One of Rantoro's wards. Currently has only appeared in Matchmaker, Matchmaker!.

Rantoro Higuchi

The third nakodo in the 800s, Noroi's sire.

Kozakuras

Bunji Kozakura

Whipped.

Minoru's husband, has a power-type affinity and terrible fashion sense.

Americans

Brooklyn Den

Theodore

Photos taken seconds before disaster.

Also known as Teddy; Pascal's ex-lover of 20+ years.

Humans

Living

Andy

Call your mom.

Ricardo's mother.

Dead

Jacket Guy

What's the worst that could happen?

A human met and subsequently eaten by Ricardo during his first supervised hunt.

Evan

It stands for Otaku Convention.

AKA: Glasses Guy. An awkward guy met at a bar who was quickly eaten by Pascal and dumped in the river after Ricardo's first supervised hunt.