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== "The Agency" == | |||
=== Agent Smeth === | |||
The mysterious agent. | |||
=== Ms Belkresh === | |||
Agent Smeth's amiable secretary. | |||
=== Sources === | |||
They are reliable, but who or what are they? IT IS A MISTERY! | |||
== Team Members == | == Team Members == | ||
Revision as of 20:10, 16 January 2011
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A ceaseless success of sexual molestation, poorly organized mercenary hijinx and snacking.
"The Agency"
Agent Smeth
The mysterious agent.
Ms Belkresh
Agent Smeth's amiable secretary.
Sources
They are reliable, but who or what are they? IT IS A MISTERY!
Team Members
Sergeant Major Skalfak, B.E.
Leader and soldier. Sane. Competent and dangerous.
Doktor Vergewaltiger, G.D.
Medic. Sane.
Ka, D.A.K.
Mechanic. Not sane.
Lick, M.
Demolitions expert. Sane-ish. Hard of hearing.
Esasmus, B.D.D.
Sniper. Sane-ish. Very prone to distraction by the ladies.
Sister Van Misbruik, M.
Demonologist and sexual deviant.
Thor, A.U., Esquire
Machinegunner, underaged.
Hapless Victims
Prisoner 1
Walked out of the portal wearing a schoolgirl outfit and clutching a butterknife before being slapped stupid by Skalfak. Things went downhill for him from there. Also known as Ka's Personal Toy.
Prisoner 2
The game show contestant. Very telegenic. She is increasingly worried that these aren't just unconventional judges.