Absurdity DeVoid 2026/05/25(Mon)18:06 No. 1127173 ID: 5911f1
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A) I don't need to hit you, you just need to do your quest.

B) I will report you for what you did.

C) Slap her.

A. Just bring out the flying construct and ask her to leave. Let her know If she wants to take her aggression out, it'll be healthier if she takes it out on on this construct and not a civilian.

But before her partner leaves, tell whoever is requesting to slap them instead of her that they should be the one to slap her. Let them know that as her partner, you recommend that they need to be more courageous and be assertive to punish her if she tries to pull something like what she did again. Otherwise, if they continue to let her do what she wants without punishing her and just give the excuse that she's suffered enough, she might eventually get into worse trouble than just a simple slap.

For the bird, give him a hug. But for the cat find the biggest gauntlet in the guild and give her the mother of all bitch slaps with it.

How about she stabs her own hand, and then you do one of those blood oath handshakes and swear never to bother each other again.

>>1127173
I don't particularly feel like slapping her, so unless she wants to give our stab wound a little booboo kiss, I think we'll just go with (A)

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/05/27(Wed)16:49 No. 1127254 ID: 26d536
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A) Your description implies that you are male.

B) You are female?

C) You are male?

>>1127254
A) This is the closest I can get to "Whatever, just go do your quest"

C. this is just what we think, not what the job description thinks.

A) if the thing said that they were then why would you assume otherwise?

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/05/28(Thu)21:16 No. 1127283 ID: e7fc90
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A) (Lie) This thing is alive.

B) You can't fight to kill every time. Sometimes you have to compromise.

C) Just imagine that thing is alive.

A. I mean it's not a lie that the thing is alive, the villagers say it's alive on the description

And even if it's not alive, it is absorbing things, it could be that this thing has also absorbed living things, which means if this thing is dealt with, it'll have dead things in it.

>>1127283
B) I will not lie, but it could be alive, possibly.

Well we don't know that it can't be killed, that's for you to find out.

If you kill this thing you will have one less entity to compete with.

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/05/31(Sun)09:37 No. 1127376 ID: e7fc90
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A) Make it.

B) Don't bother with it.

C) Maybe we should do that, but later.

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/05/31(Sun)13:33 No. 1127378 ID: e7fc90
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This was supposed to be before the previous update. My bad.

>>1127376
B) We said we wouldn't, so I guess we shouldn't.

B. Mention that one of the symbols on the heroes temperament was that she was easy to anger, and we should have paid more attention to that, especially with how suspiciously overly friendly she was being.

B) better to just avoid her

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/06/01(Mon)21:25 No. 1127461 ID: 1b2443
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A) Ask why Hero 1 didn't go to give an offering along with Hero 2.

B) Ask Hero 1 if he has any proof to support his statement.

C) Ask Hero 2 if he has any way to defend his honor.

B) Yeah, you say you were there, but where's the proof?

>>1127461
B) I suppose this is how one should start.

huh, I thought the issue was going to be about the quest description being tampered with, with the crest being removed. This seems like a totally different issue. I'd like to ask about that

So B

Depending how things go, we might need to bring in the quest giver

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/06/06(Sat)22:33 No. 1127707 ID: 8c8f62
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A) Is it possible that a hero can give a quest to another hero?

B) Is it possible that this is just a big misunderstanding?

C) Is it possible for two quest givers to give the same quest to other heroes?

D) Is it possible that a mistake has been made during the quest assignment?

One thing just occurred to me. Is the ghost that they have been dealing with is the same one that we sent cat to capture? If that is the case can this conversation be postponed until she is brought it for questioning? She can answer questions about this discussion and clarify some things.

regardless of anything else there should be paperwork. if hero 1 isn't lying then it sounds like there is someone pretending to be a quest giver. or a quest giver who isn't following the rules.

>>1127748
certainly sounding like it. I think if we want to get to the bottom of this, then C might be our answer.

If two different quest givers offering the same quest to different heores isn't allowed, then Hero 1 may have been tricked, especially if his quest giver was nowhere to be found, and everyone says that quest giver doesn't work at this location.

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/06/09(Tue)17:25 No. 1127873 ID: 08af3f
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A) The quest giver was the same for both of the heroes.

B) Somebody sabotaged the guild.

C) There was a mistake that caused this problem.

Well, if only one quest giver can give a quest to multiple heroes and two quest givers can't give the same quest to their own hero, then it stands to reason that hero 2's quest giver gave this quest they were responsible to assign a hero to to both the hog hammerer and hero 2, while being sneaky with hog hammerer.

If I were to guess why, the drowned spirit is a very difficult monster to deal with, labeled as a high danger. Probably something only a legendary or mastered rank hero can deal with on their own. Lower ranked heroes would need to partner with another hero to stand a chance. For one reason or another, I guess the quest giver was desperate to get a partner for hero 2, and decided to pull this malicious stunt on hog hammerer to do so.

With all the evidence points to the option A). The pig was correct this is a huge conspiracy.

B) It still sounds like there is an imposter, that or someone is copying quests

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/06/16(Tue)14:10 No. 1128147 ID: 78767a
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A) End the hearing.

B) No, we are still not done here.

A) we did all that we could.

>>1128147
A) I'm not quite sure what else I could do, here.

A) Sorry Hog Hammerer, we know you did nothing wrong. We'll help you get good quests to restore your reputation.

Based off of them immediately smiling over us bringing up the possibility of an imposter, it's clear they are both in on this.

But, after that incident with that damn cat, I feel we need to know our place and not confront our boss over this, as a monster, we don't have a lot of sway and can't do much. We'd probably get in trouble.

But if they are both going to lie, we might as well make them stew in this lie until it becomes too hot for them to handle.

A. BUT, give the idea of setting up a quest for a hero to investigate and hunt down this imposter. An imposter causing chaos like this in this respectable guild needs to be punished as it damages the reputation and TRUST towards our heroes!

They'll have no choice but to agree since Hog Hammerer is here if they want to make this so called lie believable to him, and have it snowball into something they can't control later.