Absurdity DeVoid 2026/07/17(Fri)14:51 No. 1129429 ID: 24d173
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A) No, I didn't.

B) The hero did that.

C) I had to do it to ensure the safety of my hero.

B, I don't know, the hero told me she'd only take the construct if a lucky coin was flipped. We can do another test on this construct without luck and with a different hero next time.

(We told the truth, the hero did tell us she would only take the construct if we flipped the coin. We're just Leaving the description vague enough to imply that it might have been her that flipped it, or it could have been us. We never said who was the one who flipped the coin. That way, Von will hopefully assume that the hero flipped the coin and won't ask us to give her our coin to make sure we don't do it again.)

>I think this will cut into time that we can be doing other important things, like meeting with Chirpins next time.

You weren't supposed to say that part out loud!!!!! Ah well, next time I'll specify.

Actually, don’t mention anything about the coin. Just say the hero did that (technically true) and we can do the test again with a different hero if she wishes.

B) the hero manipulates luck, or claims to at least.
If you are going to say that affected the data we apologize but we only had so many heroes to choose from

A plz
By A I mean AAAAAAHHHH!

Serious answer: yeah seems important. Listen to her story

A) then C)

>>1129413
This

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/07/17(Fri)23:53 No. 1129441 ID: 24d173
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Possible answers to the question that was asked:

A) Of course they can.

B) No, they can't.

C) I don't know.

D) Other suggestions.

A) things change all the time

Is there a cheap food stand around here?

Wait no

...yeah let's eat somewhere decent instead.

Silence 2026/07/17(Fri)15:01 No. 1129430 ID: 6d1406
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>>1129363
>>1129366
Let's meet in the cafeteria.

Of course J- 637. I'll see you there in a bit.

You go to the Cafeteria. You sit down, and wait, you wait... it takes a few hours, no doubt Hannibal had some work to get done once he landed. But you're fine with waiting, you're gonna get answers, because soon, this all ends.

You footsteps, and look over and see Hannibal enter, from your memories he was a bit thinner, seems time has made him a bit portlier.

Hello Fox, or should I be calling you something else?

Hello Mr. Silver.

Hm, seems you finally got them back, alright... where do you want to start?

Is that going to be a problem? You don't want to earn the ire of Kowalski-Wayne while you're still under contract with them.

Is there anything Hannibal needs you to know, that he couldn't tell because of the locked memories?

What's the plan here? You thought it was just pay off the debt and dip, but with how you and he were ...hired he might have something more ambitious in mind?

Is Ava a high ranking KW exec now, or a skilled mech pilot that we will have to fight as the final boss?

How has he been? Seems like working for the company instead of contracting heists for the ITA put a little meat on his bones.

>>1129430
Why were they lost? Why is he not listed as a handler?

Silicon 2026/07/17(Fri)13:08 No. 1129425 ID: 360d4d
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You decide to cut past the insinuations.
"Is that why you don't trust me? You think I'm crazy?", you ask.
Shyama shakes his head and says lightly: "Not at all. I trust that you want to help us, Disq. I trust that you mean well. What I'm worried about is that we might disagree on what that help would look like."
You have to admit there is a certain pervasive uneasiness that comes up whenever you think about giving these people the keys to advanced technology that they ask for. So maybe he has a point there.
Well. You don't have to admit it out loud.
"You seem to be wracked by an immense amount of guilt and shame. In fact, you have told me so. And guilt and shame are a kind of mental poison, Disq," he says delicately, "They often promote unwise and self-destructive behaviour."
"Wh- Huh?"
He continues: "Those feelings are important, because they clearly trouble you, but given the stakes of the situation and the small time window we have to work with, I would like you to focus your attention on the future. What life would you like to live when all this is done?"

You're flabbergasted. What do you even say to that?

Although you've forgotten a lot of it, it seems clear that your primary concern for about 2 millennia has been the safety of people in this new timeline. The most honest answer you can give is that you want to live to see a safe world, free from man-made disasters.

You'd like the world of the future to be protected from dangers, like uh... you. Maybe dying? You'd like to see the world outside of that one room before you decide. There's also something important you need to do first. If you don't remember what that is, there might not be any life to live after this is done.

Maybe you'd just like a world where being evil doesn't automatically save the world. Ever.

>>1129423
>very nearly too late, because they are already here
Ah. I think I know what you were supposed to do, BEFORE people arrived. You were supposed to prevent them from getting access to the ship's tech, either because the tech itself is dangerous, or because it would turn the cold war hot and lead to nuclear annihilation. You could do this either by dying and scuttling the ship, or by traveling somewhere else... but I think the intent was the former. You put it off because you couldn't quite do it, due to self-preservation instinct or an aversion to damaging your friend's body.
Alternatively, you were meant to prevent them from getting to a specific part of the ship, to prevent them from seeing or doing something in particular, and you didn't need to destroy the entire thing or yourself. Like I guess preventing them from getting the time travel tech specifically. Maybe it doesn't matter if they get access to the rest of the tech.

Also you probably know the language because you were monitoring the civilization, and that's what kept you going for thousands of years. You had to see the outcome of your actions. To know it was worth it.

>>1129425
Tell him you would like to be an advisor of some sort. Your knowledge of potential futures and potential pasts means you know a lot of different mistakes that can be made, and some successes. Also, you would like to save as many lives as possible. You have a lot to make up for.

Hmm. If you could give a powerful *defensive* technology to both sides, so that nuclear weapons couldn't be used, would

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Curt 2026/07/17(Fri)03:18 No. 1129408 ID: 3b309f
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: Remember when we could fit inside vents?
: We were eight years old.
: And we still got stuck that one time.
: Being stuck in that was almost, but not exactly, what it's like to be eaten by a large snake.
: Never tell me the similarity between anything and being eaten by a snake.
: They should really make those bigger. It's a detecting hazard.
: They did. Maintenance hallways.

Curt 2026/07/17(Fri)03:23 No. 1129411 ID: 3b309f
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>: That looked like a cult construct. What do we know about those?

: She's definitely back there...
: Saw something big moving.
: What was it?
: Red glow, bulky.
: Angular?
: Geometric, even. And multiple glowing spots. "Cult" construct.
: Brewed up dozens of the things back when they got a full head of steam.



: What do we know about that?
: Bloodletter constructs officially don't exist.
: Unofficially...

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I mean... you *could* ask about it. Is that a good idea, or is the Unofficial Company Protocol Guide just offering the safest option that would please the investors? You sure can't go in there without it tearing you to shreds.

...right?

>>1129374
Pent up? Nah Gabe just has that effect on him.

Toxoglossa 2026/07/17(Fri)01:53 No. 1129400 ID: d10be1
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The changeling leans forward and plants his hands on the wall to balance himself.

“Ahh~!”

“That good, huh?” Gabe busies himself with more licks and caresses, making sure to support Cole’s balls and run his tongue across each one. Something tastes… different than what he remembers, a slight tang, almost citrusy. Having not gone down on Kol much in the last month, it could be something chalked up to something he ate, or a different kind of soap... Still, all of this is very weird…

Argus’s training takes over as the mouse focuses entirely on his partner’s pleasure; listening to each gasp and feeling a little flicker of pride as he’s rewarded with the taste of more pre-cum. All of the little red flags in his mind melt away as he puts all of his effort into tending to the cock in front of him.

Gabe’s own dick strains against its tight fey-cloth prison, aching for attention. In the past, the mouse would have eagerly jerked himself off right there and then, but he forces himself to wait: knowing it will be all the better to let his partner cum first.

He opens his mouth and takes the fey’s shaft inside, bobbing lightly on the head. He keeps his pace modest, letting his tongue cup the underside of the shaft and expertly sucking as the sensation builds higher.

Lesson to be learned from this:
1) Gabe needs training in not getting bamboozled by Fey, or retaining his common sense when lewdness happens.
2) Gabe's skills as a service bottom may in fact be a form of art equivalent to Miki's baking if this ends up causing the changeling to break their disguise (or entrances any royal agents watching).
3) Changeling coum is lemony/orange flavored.

Gabe, remember the basics of CQC (Close Quarters Cumming). Utilize all the tools at your disposal, such as your tail. Pay heed to the front and backside for vulnerabilities to target with precision and grace to leave your mark staggered. Strike decisively when you can finish off your target to ensure a positive outcome.

>>1129417
To be fair to Gabe, the main reasons Casey and Kol saw through Gaybe's disguise is because Gaybe got his disguise slightly wrong, and he was on the complete opposite side of the city that he was supposed to be in, completely neglecting the job he was supposed be doing. Instant major red flags.

>>1129399
B. We're in position, let's just play this by the book.

Use C as a distraction for D.

C! Let's have some fun

>>1129403
this

C) + D) let's see if humans taste like chicken.

Butt priestess wants the religion district to be less grimy and more synchronized or something. Maybe you could just move.

>>1129252
Well.
A lot of these prayers are old and moldy.
No wonder the new ones arent getting through.

He needs a good clean cock, not a big dirty dick.
That way every new prayer has a better chance of being seen...
And
People will have to donate more often rather than being a one pray and done

We all know where this is going.

We are going to make the priest of each shrine talk things out, solve their differences with sexy results, and form a syncretic religion.

This will, of course, eventually cause a schism between the dick-in-butt and the dickbutt shrines that will lead to a long and horrid war, but that won't be a problem for another 100 years!

...For you to solve, heroes are iconic, and thus eternal. Natch!

>>1129252
This makes me wonder if there is a forgotten Big belly womb and Pussy shrine that was lost and perhaps why the rat king is several rats a multitude born from one or several pussies that would be important for balance and creation.

Also funny that a dragon is of but and a Goblin of dick bit of a reversal.
Perhaps we need butt priestess covered in cum with a thong with filled condoms tied to it and let her get tailed with dicks asshoöe and oussy filled with cum so she can birth the big dick dragon and the butt Goblin in a time loop scenario of the Guardian spirits

As a dick priest, they likely know more abput male individuals than most. Ask if they know what the RAT KING looks like. Are they a single rat that's nefarious, or like, a bunch of rats that got stuck together somehow?

Also, what was the Magical Crystals purpose before it got destroyed?

Also worth asking if they got/know anything that can help with the Huge Dick Dragon part of your quest.

remember to touch his ears with your good hand, not the one with glass in it. you dont want to glass his ear

>>1129343
I can get on board with this, plus think of the stress relief, i mean with a day like today it'll probably help you get settled in with your new people nicely aswell

ask cheeser if he knows any tricks

I know you have a thing about hospitals but you should really submit to as much medical attention as you can put up with because you for sure have a concussion.

>>1129390
no hopital

You could use a bath, I forgets the last time you got an opportunity. Hopefully the briefing doesn't need charts.

It's called parallel work and it's efficient. If she briefs you after you bath you're doing work in sequence and you're losing valuable time that you could be using to put plans in motion. Let her brief you while you bathe

>>1111277
They make a good point boss, it's efficient, and you demonstrate your trust in her.

(Caught up on DiveQuest at last! First time contributing to one of these, I hope I'm doing it right.)

A bigger deal to consider with being connected with a deity is that it is unfathomable in thinking and morality. And that there is a possibility it is influencing you without you realizing it (think marionette happily dancing its jig).

What if this being manipulates you, or worse, demands outright, that you commit a supernatural atrocity? Something that aligns with your goals but you as a person would vehemently oppose?

What if the deity decides that you need to be offed like Red Fang was?

We've seen firsthand that a deity is able to inflict punishments worse than death (arguably). What if your protector of the weak decides it smite 'the strong' on a scale of nations?

Let's not forget some truly outstanding coincidences that occurred around Muschio.

Such as him accidentally burning down an entire town via an unlikely domino effect of events.

Or how a person he buried alive is now one of his most trusted allies.

Divinity hanging over Muschio might be literally manifesting these coincidences.

It's also possible that most visions are the divinity doing the equivalent of 'Look what I did!' to Muschio.

oh hello. you look like you were expecting us

GOOD GRAVY WE'RE NAKED!

and there appears to be someone sitting behind us!

...

...is this one of those dreams were you find yourself forced to give a speech or something in front of your old class only to find out once you're in front of everyone you somehow forgot to dress yourself today and nobody (including yourself) just haven't noticed until just this second? This kind of feels like that.

Silv? Is that you? Or... No, you look different.

>>1129304
Damn
Youre right.
.its ...
Kinda liberating though.

Oh hey!
New friend.
Hello lady!
Whatchadooooin?

>>1129290
Are we in heaven, cause you look like a goddess?
Not a pickup line, I mean that literally.

Are those Debra’s ears? Seems a bit too short to be her. Probably some kid. Yell through the door and tell the brat to go away, the place is quarantined

>>1129369
Aww... open the door.

can't leave em out in the rain

"[Your mom's name] is on vacay or something. If it's urgent, pay me twenty bucks."

>>1129369
It's just some kid, no harm in opening the door to get a better look at them. Also easier to be rude in person.

B, e

Eb

What other factions are out there interested in dragons? Sure they know what to look out for?

A, E

Discuss getting a bigger hot water tank, or a tankless water heater so you never have this issue ever again.
B,e

E, B

[13/14] Stingpie 2026/07/14(Tue)21:36 No. 1129332 ID: 35d66b
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You use the flat side to pick up whatever is in there.

[14/14] Stingpie 2026/07/14(Tue)21:36 No. 1129333 ID: 35d66b
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Upon closer inspection, it appears to be your finger. You are even more confused than you were before.

As you try to formulate any type of plan, you hear a knock from the inner wall, followed by a thud on the floor.

>>1129333
...guess that's not being reattached.
Anyway, go check on the thud.

Oh, crud. Keep your hand close, don't lose sight of it.

Let's move very slowly and soundlessly to where the sound came from.
It sounds like someone was throw against the wall, and we don't want to alert the perpetrator.

Finger's a loss right? best slip it into the wood bin before anyone sees it.

want to hang onto the hand though. do any of the cabinets open? maybe there's a bag in one.

the thud can wait a bit

Let's go on that private tour.

Ask her if she wants to have a cock and balls again

>>1129350
We are trying to be subtle here...

Go on tour, continuing our tiny modifications as we go.

tell her the tour sounds lovely and ask her to lead the way.

Just remember to ask a lot of questions so she has to focus on you just as much as the tour and to keep your subtle manipulations going on her whenever she looks your way or talks to you. Once the manipulations start getting her noticeably aroused start acting like you're getting more comfortable around her and become a little more clingy. As in moments when you can't think what to talk about walk close enough for your shoulders to touch or even try and hold her hand if you think she wouldn't mind. If she tells a joke or a happy story give her a quick hug when expressing your own joy. And every time the two of you touch make the subtle pleasure rise slightly for when your touch last longer then a moment or in instances where the contact is brief give her a sharp and large amount of pleasure but make it so quick it could easily be dismissed as a trick of her mind.

Other than that go through the tour and show genuine interest in both what she's talking about and in her, be friendly and kind and show you're starting to open up to her yourself and trust her more, and never leave her side to keep the manipulations up even if she tries to distance herself from you to make it seem like she is getting hella worked up around you.

Oh and on a side note, if she ever makes any remarks or jokes about dating, hanging out, or just being around you give a small jolt of pleasure to her only slightly more noticeable then what you're doing to her normally to "encourage" these thoughts and a much sharper and stronger jolt if she ever mentions anything about sex or making out to you, while you yourself will always take such questions or remarks as her just being friendly and opening up to you to keep up the air of innocents you're trying to build up.

I’m liking what I’m hearing! Let’s also use our subtle rewards system for any time she interacts with her new flower. We’ve given her an object that she associates with us~ That object should quickly become her favorite thing, and if she gets pleasant tingles from looking at and/or touching it, that’ll certainly speed the progress along~ Gives us an extra hook to wiggle into her heart. “Ohhhh~ Why do I feel like this when I pay attention to the flower?? Do I feel the same way about… him??? *looks at us and the feeling intensifies* M-Maybe…” Every little detail counts~

>>1128969
The problem isn't that she's above your challenge rating, it's that she's a racist nutjob. Ah, well.

>>1128972
You might want to consider building some guard-rails. Nothing fancy, just stick some rusted weapons in the ground and tie a few ropes across each pommel.

Recall if the stairs are safe, or if it's better to wait for the pullies to be repaired.

Try to recall a favorite spot down below, and how a trip down the stairs will do ya good.

>>1128969
Aw, she's blushing. I think she likes us! I hope we can meet her again some time.

>>1128970
>"Don't men eat cod too?"
If another man looked at Brandubh that way, I bet he'd take it as a compliment. Lots of guys are into that sort of thing. It's not like we haven't considered it. With our friend. Not our brother. I think.

Come to think of it, how is our seafaring buddy doing? How did we meet, and how is our relationship now? Any interesting stories we can recall?

Deep breaths, don't worry about a thing for now.

Just focus on your memories.

Try to recall your family, who they are, what you have lived with them, what they taught you.

This will also help you recall common knowledge and etiquette. Family takes priority, of course, but it all ties together.

1 yes but itll cost you twice next time. today was a promotional special

Yessssssss more nighty special!

>>1129008
Mmmnh.
Its such a good promotion.
And! Its only important the nightie is on when the delivery is made.
Some easily sheddable outer clothes and you could pull that off with minimal risk.

Also, cute cute nighty.
Very daring.

Wait! This is a nun who pretends to be in favour of censorship, but is secretly sus.

If people like that can thrive in this church, it will become more and more nonesensical and harmful over time.
In 50 years it will be full of angry nuns lashing out at anything lewd other than themselves, young priests chocking themselves with their censor wands for fun, and gay fuschia bandit goats!

2) I'm sorry, but true happiness comes from things money can't buy: summoning a goddess just to tattletale on a naughty nun.

the outfit is one of the random possible surprises you get when you pay for expedited delivery, ma'am

Overcome your complete and totally unjustified revulsion and bow before him!

>>1129160
Hmm, definitely a madman. Won't even show his true face to his captives. Likely the deer is the only one who's seen it...

Bow and introduce yourself, and state that in defeat you are obligated to serve. What does your new master wish of you?

We have to get the fuck ou out of this fucked up rat utopia! Play along but stay alert all the time. Never forget where your allies are and look for any openings or flaws in the security.

So we are part of a puppet show, let's perform our roles to the best of our ability. Do what is asked of you, and if you can come closer to your friend, talk with them, and find out what they learned about this cage.

I have not come to kneel before you but to formally challenge you for the thorn!

>>1129026
Aw shit.
This is like the fox, chicken grain and boat puzzle.
But its fox rabbit, clothes and nudity.
...
..
Ok, its not really like that but you can still think logically.
Put rabbit out.
Or dotti out.

The important part is the door between them.
Then tell dotti to focus.
Get the illusions back.

Push dotti out. Dotti can be responsible for the laundry

Man, I missed that silly Lucha Liebre so much.

Push yourself out, shove Ginerva in. That way she can, um, mediate the fight. Yeah.

Spontaneous desire to wrestle the rabbit!

>>1129064
Noooo.
Serah is a sensible girl
Shed never do that...
Resist the temptation!

But have a really good, detailed think about it.
With diagrams.

And hope she doesnt pick up on your surging FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Because if she did?
Why, she might just start wrestling you right there.
And that would be awful
~Ooohhhh noooohhhhh~~♡

Yep, cute. Or gnarly, if you'd prefer. Perhaps even tubular.

So... what do Marnari keep as pets?
I'm also wondering if they contacted other aliens but rewrote the history books on that.

>>1129129
Oh hells yeah.
She a cutie.

Sorry youve got all this heavy stuff orbiting you baron.

yeah, she's pretty cute, in a different way than bro is cute. makes for a nice contrast

should probably get your coffee or whatever you came in here for and try not to dwell on the seething undercurrent of antihuman hatred that's seemingly simmering just under the surface of society and threatening to boil over, the barista and your bro don't hate you, and that's what really matters

Well shits happening, nothing really new there. Something is always going done somewhere you just happen to been caught in the crossfire this time. Grab your coffe, thank the cute one for said coffee, and I guess get to that thing you’re late for.