2/2 Nalthar 2026/08/13(Thu)22:23 No. 1130936 ID: bb0461
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Meanwhile Slime was in the vents. "You know, I think splitting so fast might have affected my short term memory. I do not know what I was supposed to do in here."

E) follow the bright and cold branch up
F) follow the loud and dark branch down

C: airtight container should work. We haven't demonstrated any super strength or corrosive properties.

E. Dark and loud is probably the engines, don't want to go mess with that.

>>1130935
Clearly, the memory wiping was intentional on the part of the other slime (evil slime) so it could do something the animals wouldn't agree with while we (good slime) have the alibi of first-contacting with the humans. Thus, to figure out what the evil slime is trying to do, we must think of something that would be repugnant to the animals, such as... blowing up the research base! Yes, that's what evil slime is trying to do! C: Ask Guy what the most explosive area on the base is, and set up a trap there!

>>1130938
This is a stationary artic base. Why would it have engines? Plus, a bright and cold passage way up is probably outside.

>>1130936
Let's try to think why we would split up. The only reasonable explanation would be that we needed one half to distract everybody, (comms slime) while the other half (vent slime) does some sort of subterfuge. Thus, vent slime should go deeper into the base by choosing option F.

A) As a viscous, fluid-like slime, you are likely affected by the basic laws of physics and thermodynamics. High temperature will likely make you more like a liquid (flowing uncontrollably, but also much faster), but could also kill your offshoot if it pasteurizes or sterilizes you. Low temperature will likely make yoy more like a solid (sluggish, or possibly freeze). Humans can wear full hazmat suits since you prpbably can't cut or stab things.

B) Could be achieved if you get heated up and effectively forced into a puddle-like form, or tricked to pass through a sieve or mesh-like opening to split into a ton of small fragments. Could also have it enter a pipework that loops a lot.

C) Keep broadcasting so the offshoot hears the message from you and is given proper directions, or tell the humans to try diplomacy with it / that 'slime prime' asked to wait.

E) Seems like it could be a refridgerated. sciency area. Probably more people there too.

F) Could be some empty engimeerimg area, boiler room or such.

As such my votes are A) Fire extinguishers, liquid nitrogen and hazmat suits, C) Keep the message on repeat but make it clear its from slime prime, or to backtrack to comms.

For offshoot, go to E). Probably more interestimg stuff there.

>>1130939
An artic base needs heating - lots of it. It's probably a boiler room, power generator or some other kind of basement machine that produces heat. And possibly has drones working there.

Cool and bright is either outside, or a well-lit area that needs cooling (freezer closet, science lab).

>>1130938
Ideally the container is big enough, can't be opened from inside with force (i.e. no corks, bottlecaps or screw-lids) and is airtight. A gas tank or mason jar, for example.

As for getting the slime into such a container, maybe a water-washing vacuum cleaner? It should suck up the slime and safely deposit it into a liquid container (and the centrifuge effect inside will confuse it).

A) Janitor with a hazmat suit and a wet (uses a water container instead of a paper bag) vacuumm cleaner.

C) A wizard did it.
F)

1/2 Nalthar 2026/09/01(Tue)05:28 No. 1131560 ID: bb0461
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Slime went down into the safe warm. Warmer and warmer, until it was way too hot. Slime shot out of the next opening and found itself in a little control room with a big window.

Slime looked out over a huge and icy cavern. Rows and rows of seeds in all sorts of shapes, all frozen safe in their little cubbies. "Score" Slime grinned.

But it wasn't grinning a minute later when it took a step into the cold cold storage hall. Turned out a slime stepping on ice had the same effect as when a human licked a cold pole. Slime retreated back into the control room after agonizingly peeling itself off the floor.

A) Quietly shanghai the first human to come by as a transport
B) Loudly sabotage the heat sink
C) Who needs plants anyway? We've got animals outside

2/2 Nalthar 2026/09/01(Tue)05:28 No. 1131561 ID: bb0461
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Meanwhile "So if you get the slime sealed up it'll be helpless." Slime said over the intercom "It'll probably go somewhere warm, we can trap it there."

"I always thought the snowblowers having a reverse function was pointless, but seems its not." said Site Admin "Well you just sit tight. We'll be down to collect you in just a bit, then we'll take care of your friend."

"Me?" Slime asked "Wh-what did I-"

"You're a dangerous slime too, right? We can talk once you're secured. Don't try to leave, we're blocking the vent system right now. See you soon." Site Admin closed the line.

"Wh- bu- I'm a nice slime!" whined Slime "Everyone loves me."

"Aw, they'll come around." Guy gave a Slime a sloppy pat on the head. "so what's the plan now? Busting out?"

G) Make a break for the ship
H) Surrender and hope to negotiate
I) _____________

BG

>>1131560
Huh, why was that hot place next to a cold place...?
Oh... it was a heating duct. We were in the vents. I'm guessing the cold bright direction was a different exit from the vents, towards an air conditioned area? Or just an area that was less insulated from outside.

>slime can't walk on ice
Uh oh, we found a vulnerability! One that can be solved with clothing though.
A. Totally don't get captured or anything.

>>1131561
H. But also think about how you can modify your own body to produce acids or hardened tools to escape confinement. You could always turn into a gorilla and ape out.

For 'evil' slime:
A) Seems like the best option of the three (not counting meta-knowledge that the humans are actively searching for you). Just smuggle yourself on someone.

B) Is a very bad idea, as it could lead getting harmed (explosion/heat) or it working too well and freezing/overheating everything and leading to a lot of creatures and plants dying.

C) Is a bad idea because the outside is also likely cold/frozen.

D) Throw/toss slime globs at the plants (if not enclosed) like spitballs or snowballs to remotely slime the plants.

E) Commendeer some warm clothes and proceed into cold storage witH extra insulation. There's bound to be a warm uniform around for a place like this.

For 'Good' slime:
G) and H) - do both! Split yourself (with instructions this time). One of you heads back to the ship (Guy can help), the other surrenders peacefully.

I) Set up the classic 'bucket over door' prank but with slime.

A) and G) We are not going down without a fight!

For the ice trap, can you split yourself in two? Leave the trapped part behind while letting the bigger part of youself to be free. As for the other scenatrio surrender and hope to negotiate.

BG. Time it so the break allows the other slime to escape.

1/5 Nalthar 2026/09/10(Thu)04:44 No. 1131873 ID: bb0461
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Slime had a great idea. Scooping off a piece of itself it spun around and around and then hurled the piece to a control panel.

2/5 Nalthar 2026/09/10(Thu)04:44 No. 1131874 ID: bb0461
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"Euuugh what?"

3/5 Nalthar 2026/09/10(Thu)04:45 No. 1131875 ID: bb0461
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"What the fuck!" Slime tugged but it was stuck tight to the icy surface.

"You thought it was a good idea when you were me!" Slime called.

"Yeah well that was two seconds ago!" Slime groped around the controls until it found a convenient button labeled 'specimen release'. "Now I'm over here and you'd better get me back!"

Luckily at that moment a nice insulated parka walked in.

A) Ratatouille him (Ratatouille was never made in this timeline so he'll never see it coming)
B) Hold him at knife point (not a real knife but he doesn't need to know that)
C) __________

4/5 Nalthar 2026/09/10(Thu)04:45 No. 1131876 ID: bb0461
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Meanwhile "So you got it? Just sit there and look cute and get them to like, surrender or something." said Slime, scooting out the door with Guy.

"Yep yep!" said Slime in the chair"And I'll get Captain Crow on the horn to back me up."

Slime and guy hurried down the hall. They could already hear other humans running closer. With nowhere else to go they hid in the barracks.

Not having much time, Slime opened the first closet and grabbed the first useful thing it saw.

D) a snowsuit and hat, but unfortunately no face covering
E) some remote control quad-drones
F) Two hockey sticks, plus pucks
G) Boombox and tapes

5/5 Nalthar 2026/09/10(Thu)04:46 No. 1131877 ID: bb0461
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Meanwhile "Which is why you want the spring powerup, not the double hammer- Oh looks like its time."

Which Slime tactic?
J) Commanding
K) Sultry
L) UwU

AGL

>>1131875
B. Heck, it doesn't even have to be a knife. Just threaten to do horrible things to the human's body. You only have to touch them and you can fully modify them, after all. ...don't be surprised if this turns into a form of bribery.

>>1131876
D

>>1131877
uh
none of these are going to work, are they.
How about J, while becoming too big to get sucked up by whatever that thing is.

A) is nicer than B) and less 'The Thing'. Was 'The Thing' made in this timeline?

C) Ask them if they have any form of body dysmorphia or bodily they'd like permanently cured to their wishes (in a non-jerk genie way). I.e. bribe them with body modding.

D) If anyone asks, you're just someone with dwarfism and/or the standard uniform doesn't fit you. Or 'you have a condition'.

E) Are you light enough to ride the drone(s)? If yes, ride them majestically to freedom (or just hide on top of one while Guy pretends its for safely scouting for slime).

K) Sultry is clearly the way to go.

L) Maximum puppy dog eyes. Make them feel sad about capturing you.

M) Gamer enthusiast mode. Ask them about the powerups.

>>1131877
M) Become Kirby shaped. Poyo!

A
D
K

AFL... heheh.

1/5 Nalthar 2026/09/23(Wed)05:29 No. 1132296 ID: bb0461
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"Yes! This is gonna be fun" Slime schmorped down into little rat form and scampered out of sight as a human entered the room. Dressed in a nice warm parka and wielding a reversaled snowblower, and more importantly, with a lowered hood revealing a full head of curly hair.

"You rat!" yelled Slime-On-The-Wall "Don't you leave me- uh oh"

"Hey who's in here? There's a slime thing on the loose and we have to find it before it-" The human was interrupted by a squidgy green rat plopping on his head. Before he could react slimy limbs, more than a normal rat should have, grabbed his hair and yanked. The human found himself moving without his conscious control, taking on an awkward pose.

"Ha ha! Now who's got a semi-permeable membr-whoa!" The moment slime slacked on its control the human took a swipe, trying to get it off. "Hey now, none of that! I'm only borrowing you." Wrestling for control for several minutes, Slime settled on keeping the human in an arcade fighter style idle pose, constantly bouncing on his feet.

2/5 Nalthar 2026/09/23(Wed)05:30 No. 1132297 ID: bb0461
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Slime yanked the hood of the parka over itself and steered the human into the seed chamber. "Alright! I'm here to rescue you!"

"From a problem *you* caused!" groused Slime-Still-On-The-Wall "Now how are you going to... nonononononono!" Slime tried to peel itself off the wall but it was too late and schlorp, it vanished into the snowblower's storage container it for some reason had don't question it.

"Wha ha ha! And now for the seeds too!" Slime cried, already mad with power. It guided the human, who was honestly in a pretty horrific situation but Slime wasn't thinking about that yet, along the rows. Seed after exotic seed leaped through the air to accumulate inside the machine.

This went on for a while until the suction dropped and Slime blooped out of the nozzle, one last seed pod smacking it in the face and getting absorbed. "Ack! Hey there's no more room! So what's the plan now, genius?"

"Oh uh..." Slime brought the human into neutral and tried to remember. "Well you've got all the seed data. Do you wannna...

A) Breed plant folk to help us out?
B) Spit parasitic seeds into people to turn them into hybrids?
C) Grow frost resistant plants and take over the North?

3/5 Nalthar 2026/09/23(Wed)05:31 No. 1132298 ID: bb0461
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Meanwhile Slime peeked around the corner. "Well, here goes. How do I look" It turned around in it snowsuit and hat with the flaps. Guy gave Slime a thumbs up and lazy smile.

Down the hall Slime raced, keeping its head low and it almost got halfway to the front door when a suspicious human grabbed its shoulder. Before they could even get out a "Hey! Who are you?" the snowsuit flopped open. Out burst four drones piloted by little Slimes.

While the expected pandemonium broke out with a lot of running back and forth, Guy sauntered his way down the hall.

"Hey Sam. Lot going on today eh? I'm just going out for a smoke." Guy did his best guileless scratching of his head. The man at the door was rather distracted with what was going on behind Guy so just waved him through. "You lackadaisical bastard, get on outta here then."

As soon as the door was open the Slime drones whizzed out, leaving Guy in the doorway to just shrug sheepishly and shut it. He jogged after the flock of drones, towards the ridge the ship hid behind.

4/5 Nalthar 2026/09/23(Wed)05:32 No. 1132299 ID: bb0461
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Meanwhile Slime spun around in the com station chair. "Hewooooooo~ Oooooh what a big stah-wong lady! {Terrible slimy gekkering removed to protect your sanity} "

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"OwO what's that face for? I'm just a fwiendwy wittle foxxo! We can be pals!"

"..................... David, get Marcey (the site admin) in here." the human called back down the corridor in a very tired voice.

"You're losing em boss" said Captain Crow on the screen behind Slime.

"Shshshuuush! Don't tell them that!"

G) Turn up the charm
H) *pounces on you* UWU
I) okay okay, time to get sewiwous >:P

C, the north has fluffy animals!

G, But no no no no you are DOING it wrong! Turn up the charm by trilling! The most beautiful noise a fox can make! No gekkering. Trill and purr.

Also foxes can meow but save that if you really need to confuse them.

B - Spit a seed into Ratatouie'd guy, transform them into a Dubiously-Jolly Green Giant (with broccoli hair) and upgrade to 'giant-plant-human-biomech pilot'.

C - Those seeds were likely bored and lonely in that seed storage, let them grow and spread across the frozen north as a super-species of immortal plants! Turn the frozen deserts into a beautfiul snowy oasis of life!

D - Guy in parka being Ratatouie'd: You have a mouth and must scream, but can't because a rat slime is manipulating your brain matter, so scream internally. Which the slime rat can probably hear/feel.

J - Split into a multitude of adorable bunnies, kittens, puppies and other small charming animals, multiplying your charm. Then glomp the human in a totally-not-horrifying swarm/cuddle-pile of slime creatures.

On the subject of plantlife sliming, how is the underwater flora doing? Are we going to end up spreading/mutating bouyant sea-plants that float on the water surface, or develop underwater forests in the deep seas? And have we reached the Mariana Trench / largely unknowable abyssal sea life?

B) We need to spread our slime supremacy to all.

H) A cute pretend attack hiding a true attack behind the facade. Brilliant approach in taking and out this human with the I) approach.

C) Whoever controls the northpole, controls the toy-making. Whoever controls the toy-making controls the galaxy!

A) Grab and take him to dinner by candlelight.
The candles are slime bits on fire.

C & H to I. glomp to establish urself then get sewiwous!

>>1132340

this

>>1132325
Become Slimy Santa Claus. Fulfill wishes/toy requests for good humans, and give naughty humans some slimy coal.

1/2 Nalthar 2026/10/06(Tue)18:58 No. 1132671 ID: bb0461
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> On the subject of plantlife sliming, how is the underwater flora doing?
Slime infection check: still going. Back in the city, Slime is meeting with a delegation of whales and sharks and such that want to know what the heck's going on.

"Don't you think all this ice and snow needs green?" Slime asked Slime

"It already does" Slime grumbled "In the summer"

"Well now it can be all the year. And bigger! Greener! An emerald kingdom!"

"What about the delicate ecosystem?"

"They can come too" Slime shrugged "I can't be that hard."

Slime looked down at the hapless guy it was piloting and loosened control. "Hey, bud. You play roleplaying games yeah? I mean who doesn't. You ever been a dryad?"

{name an interesting plant}

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Slime launched itself off the chair and splattered itself around the human's shoulders like a scarf. "Heyyyy It's okay. I know it can be intimidating being confronted with such concentrated sensual charm. But you're not so bad yourself! What's your name?" Slime tried a cute little trill, that came out like a fox with its nose in a puddle.

"DaviiiIIID!" the human was not seeming very receptive to Slime's obvious charms. The other human down the hall just shrugged, then a bossy human shoved past him.

"Ev" the bossy human sighed "Why'd you let it touch you?"

"... Just negotiate my release, please?" Ev said, standing very still

"Yeah!" Slime wiggled "Submit or I'll... snuggle her with my... phytotoxins. I'm very deadly UWU"

"Sure you are boss" Captain Crow called from the screen "But you know anytime you want an actual handsome talking expert to step in just say the w-CrAw!
Okay I'm here what's happening" said Slime-now-in-the-Ship "Wait you haven't gotten them to surrender yet?"

A sharp shock shook the base, followed by a continuous rumble of smaller tremors. Slime and Crow looked off screen at something. "Oh Shit! Captain drive us over there quick. Slime, you have to convince the humans to come with, like right now!"

It was Slime's time to shine, the pinnacle of their five minute career as a separate slime and negotiator.
Only the perfect line, the most cunning phrase would do

Slime said _________________

Carrion plants are pretty interesting plants.

"*sigh* We've got free dental insurance if you get on the ship."

Tell them to come with you, you're humanity too!

Manettia is an interesting plant.

As for the humans, calmly and patiently tell them that resistance is futile and that they should all prepare to be assimilated. It will be a painless and quick process afterwards, their life will improve afterwards.

For the dryad form plants, i offer the following:
- Crocus Sativus (produces Saffron, the most valuable spice in the world - they'll be rich!).
- Sandbox/Dynamite Tree (covered in poison spikes and produces fruit that violently explodes).
- Any number of orchid species (very many species and almost all are beautiful).
- Carnivorous plants (Venus Flytrap, Pitcher Plant, Sundew).
- Whatever the humans favorite fruit/vegetable is. So they can grow and eat their.... Produce... Whenever they want! No, it's not weird, you're weird.
- Audrey 2 (Man-eating alien plant from Little Shop of Horrors).
- Alraune (fictional plant-person who also happens to be sexy looking and lures others).
- Leshy (fictional ancient tree-man, or tiny little plant gremlin).
- Pumpkin (cosplay the headless horseman, right on time for the spooky season!).
- Any plant with prehensile, tentacle-like grasping vines (their lover is into that stuff).
- Gardenia (the most fragrant/best smelling plant in the world, might make anyone not allergic swoon!).
- Middlemists Red (rarest flower in the world).
- Ginseng (the 'root of immortality', many medicinal uses).

>>1132672
"Free, full-scope universal healthcare, trans/dysmorphia body modding, zero taxes or need to work a day job ever again if you board the ship."

>>1132672
"Anyone who boards will be inoculated/made immune to the affliction(s) and be able to return to their old lives."

venus flytrap or pumpkin

"you'll never be hungry, sick, get hungover, need to sleep, deal with debt, die, or need to work ever again! u can also be a furry or whatever u want! unlimited potential with no consequences"

Global slime fact check: how many cryptids (BIgfoot, Mothman, Jersey Devil, etc) or mythical/supernatural creatures, or extraterrestrial beings have we discovered / confirmed as real via the slime network? In case this planet has some quirky inhabitants that fall outside of slime science.

"This is a 'Noahs Ark' situation, we already got the animals, you don't want to be the ones left behind."

Planet cactus.

Way to convince them uust say if they are suffering from diabetes becoming a slime will cure them from it.