Robots.

DRIIIIIINKS!!!!

Make a quest about alcohol and getting drunk!

Maned wolf

Dragons?

Long snoots, undies and clothing damage
no foxes and no female leads still allows for cute wolf boys!

Ferrets. Fabulous flailing ferrets.

Deer!

Extremely handsome raven man on a quest to find the shiniest object

Mutant Martial Artists

PIRATES! On a quest for the letter F-- I mean X.

Cute bug girl- wait, wrong quest.

long contract documents

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Of course! Getting drunk! It’s a story arc all by itself. Comedy (dumb stuff!), drama (bad decisions!), mystery (blacking out!), it has it all. Gotta have booze.

Gotta have dudes, too. No ladies!

Ferrets and deer? Adorable thieves of toilet paper and garden veggies! Proper fox substitutes.

When we combine all of the above, the answer is obvious. Pirates! ‘Tis bad luck to bring a lady aboard, and ferrets and deer are of course criminals too!

Wait… are ferrets just foxes, but longer? And they’re cute- too cute!

Quick, the main man has to do something to assert his ferret-ness on this ship full of manly men that are NOT cute!

Do a mean scowl

arm wrestle match with the crew! no better way to show your manliness than to feel each others muscles up!

a Ferret is looong. Demonstrate your looongness.

EAT A LIVE RAT

Do a ferret war dance. In a very masculine way. Because you are not one of those pirates who cross-dressed and ran away to sea.

Rip his own face off! This is no ferret, it is an evil koala in a mask!

>>1115907
Longness is cuteness! (Remember long Dotti?) We need to move away from cuteness and towards coolness! Ferret is in the crow’s nest now, so how about he does a double backflip on the way down to meet his crew! Single backflip can still be cute, like when a corgi does it. TWO backflips is ALWAYS badass!

>>1115900
He could be a weasel!
Or a stoat, or a marten.
Martin the marten?

>>1115908 Seconded. Gore and viscera is classic of manliness via unsqueamishness. Well if you forget that long ago before agriculture (and post-agriculture) women were just as happy to butcher stuff as men were. Heck lady farmers today probably see it as routine. ...Should stop undermining myself...

>>1115900
Impress all your manly crewMEN with your masculine agility by performing a weasel wardance to raise morale.

Leap bodily from the crow’s nest and slow your fall with a knife tearing down the middle of the sail. Arrr, that’ll show them!

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>>1115902
>>1115937

Our BOLD and MANLY MAN leaps from the crow's nest to announce the latest prize to seek, just over the horizon. He scowls at his crew, because manly men are surly and grizzled!

Oh no he blep

What is the PRIZE he seeks?

1. The Holy Braille
2. Long Johns... they're Silver
3. The Elixir of Immorality
4. Dragon Bollocks
5. Other

Dragon deez nuts.

2) long johns for a long man

Long John they'll call you. Get those silver pants!

Long johns!

Dragon Bollocks! The Pirate Lords just need two more, they'll give you a seat on the Council if you can find them first!

>>1115968
The LONGEST of JOHNS

long johns... but maybe we'll get a two for one deal with the dragon bollocks

4

The Draconic Long Johns Of Immortality

>>1115968
The longjohns of silver.
To protect your nethers from werewolves!

The Holy Braille! The Holy Braille!

The captain is so macho he can lead an entire band of rowdy sea brigands in spite of being blind, you see?

And -and there is no cute creatures in this story because he can't see any of them. He just has to judge people by their personality, not looks, well that and body odour. It also makes things really easy to draw!

Dragon BallZ

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The Holy Braille!

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The Longest of Johns- complete with werewolf defense. No fear sailing under the full moon for this pirate!

What's this? One deer crewman is worried about his reputation with the LADIES. What if they hear he's part of the crew that raids underwear?

What?! Why would he worry about that? This is a ship full of TOUGH GUYS and the ladies would NEVER look at this deer and think he's anything but BRAVE and MANLY.

How does our hero decide to BOLSTER this very manly deer's reputation with the LADIES?

By giving him a cool nickname - John Doe!

You must flex. Only manly men flex. And he must flex with you.

learn to be suave with the ladies. practice flirting techniques. or lift weights

eyeshadow, a little gloss and- I mean uh, warpaint

With drinks of course! liquid courage all the way to boost his confidence!

Dude. We're after a lost artifact which is unowned. Doubt they'd care if you stole men's undies, so who would care about ones with no ownership at all? S'like shopping except no buying!

>>1116248
Yes!
Flex!
Remain shirtless at all times.
Èveryone gets a season ticket to the gunshow.

A name...
John doe works. Its probably his real name.
But if he wants to be extra manly he needs something dripping with testosterone.
Buck punchmeat!
Chad liftlots!
Crunch fizzlebeef!
Rip Manmeat!
Dirk thickrod!

Make him gay. Women feel more secure and confiding in men that don't lust after them.


Or give him a lot of money. It's the 17th or 18th century. Women can't get a job, they'll have to marry him if they want to eat.

Hire a prostitute and ruin her.

give him a nice comforting warm manly huggle uwu

Boast up those MANLY ANTLERS. Ladies love a strong deer with a large rack.