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Glow Charming
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Music fades out.
Before long you find yourself on the living-room couch.
You sit there awkwardly.
Very awkwardly.
Like holy shit you are the most awkward person in the world right now.
Never before has someone's charisma score taken such a major nose-dive.
Not that charisma is one of your stats.
But if it was? Hoo boy.
Not good.
So I guess you want to know what happened.
I'M NOT AWKWARD YOU'RE AWKWARD! WE'RE BOTH AWKWARD! AWKWARD SOUNDS LIKE A SOUND A BIRD WOULD MAKE! AWKWARD! AWKWARD!
You have officially killed the word 'awkward'. It's dead now.
They will have to invent a new, more powerful word to describe you in this moment.
Until that happens all you can do is prop up the word-corpse with an expletive.
You're so fucking awkward.
I guess you want to talk about Zesmirl.
HAHAHA WHAT NOOOO I'M JUST HERE TO HANG OUT AND NOT FOR ANY OTHER REASON.
Oh, okay then. Let's silently play video games then.
Haha! Yep! Video games! Love those!
Okay as fun as it is to tease you I'm worried you're gonna break a blood vessel or something.
Why would you think that?
*Hsssss.* Let's just get this over with.
So... uh... yeah. I met with Zesmirl. Big surprise, huh?
....
You'd be even less surprised to learn that we broke things off.
Music: Somber Moment (Daatra version)
Our lives are going in wildly different directions, and there's just no way it'd work out without one of us being unhappy.
Oh... I'm sorry.
Yeah. That was the hardest thing I've ever had to do. It really sucked.
Yeah, I... imagine so.
You'd have been a slobbering mess trying to do what I did.
Yeah, I'd need more ice-cream than the town has to survive something like that.
*Hsshss...*
But yeah. All told, it went about as well as it could, I guess. We're gonna still be friends.
It hurts like hell, but at the same time it's not that bad, you know?
I dunno. I guess part of me is relieved. Now I can find a mate that isn't hundreds of kilometers away.
Heehee, you're so confident lately.
Yeah, well. Maybe all your nonsense is finally starting to get to me.
Making me think I'm worth something.
That's because you are.
You'll see. There'll be a long line of potential fluffy suitors.
They'll have to pass the fluff test. The softer, the better.
And they'll have to be good at video games. I ain't dating no punk-ass who can't beat world 4 of 'Jump, Man!'.
Haha, yeah! Nothing but the best for Gods-Gamer Daatra!
And hey, I'm really proud of you, big sis.
Ah, um... thanks.
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