Buckwheat 2026/01/31(Sat)21:39 No. 1120660 ID: 9db031
File 176992434399.gif - (94.33KB , 720x238 , 1.gif )

Before my adventure can start, let me tell you about myself.

I am [INSERT NAME], the skunk.

You could describe me as being:
( ) Masculine
( ) Feminine
( ) A skunk

My occupation here in the village is:
( ) The Candle Maker
( ) The Clothes Washer
( ) The Gardener
( ) The Tea brewer

>Chose a name, gender, and profession for your skunk. Then click next to continue.

Gelchi, the masculine clotheswasher

Eugene (Genie), The masculine gardener/tick devourer/wish granter

"The Skunk" as your name, masculine, clothes washer.

Bart, masculine gardener

Name: Skink
Gender: skunk
Occupation: chandler
Full title: Skink the skunk skunk chandler

Smelly, putrid, noxious, repugnant, stenchy, icky, malodorous, mephitic...

Buckwheat 2026/02/01(Sun)14:48 No. 1120699 ID: 9db031
File 176998611018.png - (10.37KB , 720x238 , 2.png )

You are Eugene the skunk, a masculine Clothes Washer!

You have a bit of a reputation for being the best clothes washer in all of the village. No stain can escape your powerful suds and washboard.

Sadly, despite your cleanliness and the lovely smelling results of your labors, most folk consider you stinky, malodorous, repugnant, and other slanderous names. You don’t let it discourage you though, and continue to strive for even higher standards of service.

2/2 Buckwheat 2026/02/01(Sun)14:48 No. 1120700 ID: 9db031
File 176998613406.png - (12.94KB , 720x238 , 3.png )

As you get dressed for the day, there’s a fierce knocking at your door. You don your cap and greet your visitor. It is one of the otter knights, holding a large sack. He goes out of his way to cough and gag at your sight.

Otter Knight: “How you manage to keep the garments you clean from smelling like this will always escape me.”

You sigh and ask how you can help the knight,

Otter Knight: “Her majesty has well, how we shall say, wine stains that need removal. A rather wild guest was at her castle it seems. There’s a large royal gathering tonight, so someone will return at sundown to retrieve them, along with fifty gold coins for the rush job. They had better come out smelling like the fairest flowers in the field for your sake.”

He drops the sack at your doorstep and runs off as fast he can.
Oh how you wish to have gotten up earlier now. Alas, today is your restocking day! You were going to get freshwater, lavender, and some other sweet smelling things to use for clothes washing. You have nothing at paw and must hurry!

What shall you do?
>Start hauling water
>Search the woods to gather flowers
>Search the market and barter

I doubt you get fair rates, but if it's gotta be fast you might be better off going to the market first.

'Wine stains'. Right.

Get everything for blood, urine, and semen removal, with some wine remover to keep your bases covered. If that doesn't work, you're going to need the big guns!

something tells you that 'wine' may have been rather coppery.

Go to the market to recruit urchins to gather flowers and herbs and water while you barter.