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>>1126555 You have a wand? What's it do? I guess your sword and shield aren't inventory items, huh. >>1126557 Yeah smash it! ...would people be upset or honored if you smashed the entire stock of the warehouse? Let's start from the bottom up and head to the butt shrine.
Smoke the pot
Do like the table smash boob meme on the pots oh wait that's just a pot shaped guy oops!
Hmmm... I'm being flattered. I mean, I get that my boobs are a nice sight for people who see two giant sphinx butts all day long. Still - the only people allowed in and out of this town are heroes. The only business that can survive are ones with heroes as customers. The whole town's economy now depends on a steady flow of heroes spending their loot. They've learned how to flatter heroes. The whole pot smashing thing is probably a loss leader to get you into their store. They're gonna be pissed when they find out we don't have any starting money. Unless their whole thing is getting you to run up a big tab when you're setting out so they take all your loot on the way back? I wonder if they're deliberately letting monsters through in order to get heroes coming to them again? ...better find out how much we owe the inn for one night before anything else. Could be like a thousand gold a night if this is their deal.
>>1126557 Do our part to keep the pottery economy alive! Smashy smashy! He'll probably sell the shards if you use your heroic honkers to crush them. If it is a scam, dont worry. I spy another money making opportunity. Grass farm Perfect for spin attacks and uprooting our local currency. Im guessing boob shaped ruupies. Sweater puupies.
First, fill the pot with your milk and then break it. That milkshake will bring all the boys to the yard.
>>1126557 Ah, the consequences of fame and fate. Some people might think we'd enjoy having crowds of stickfolk (and one gnome-looking guy) fawning over us, but... Eh, why not? We're the Hero with Huge Boobs. Let's milk 'em. Do a fancy stunt with the pot. Rest it on our chest to Boobie Bounce it into the air, and hit it with our sword as it comes down to send it flying off into the distance. And while everyone's watching it fly, we can make our way to the conveniently-placed Butt Shrine to learn about the road ahead. We've got to plan our journey before we can prepare for it!
>spin around and shatter the pots and the guys with your boobis >Do a fancy stunt with the pot. *groan* You just got up and now you're supposed to do effort? Ugh.......
Okay fine... SUPER... ULTRA... MILKY...
...Boobie Smash. Shopkeeper: "OMG! She did it! She did the thing!" "Oh wow!" "What an honor!" "I don't believe it!"
Some Dumb Dipshit: "Oooh, mine! Smash my pot next! I put a bomb in it!" Rando Guy: "And mine! Smash mine! I hid money inside!" Itty Bitty Titty Committee: "I wish I had huge boobs like those! I would smash this whole town!" But you had already left...
>Go to Butt Shrine first. You head south and make your way to the giant stone ass at the bottom of town. The shrine is being attended by some kind of wyrm woman with an insanely fat bottom and tiny toes.
DEFEND THE SHRINE
Now that's a woman who won't turn down some footcare.
Inquire how you can learn the technique Badonk Bonk so you can break certain rocks and walls that may block you path
>>1126880 She's got a cute tail. And I mean her actual tail, not just her butt.
Slap that ass hard. No not hers, the really big one behind her. C'mon it'll be funny.
>>1126880 Enquire as to the nature of the challenges and powers that the booty shrine can bestow upon you! Attempt to gather info on potential subquests! Do your best not to visibly enjoy the sight of her delicate tiny tootsietoes!
Ask about what you need to do: * You need to see the three sages, and you expect the temple of ass would know about the ass sage and how to get to her. Any other information on the other sages would be appreciated. * Titmouse got pregnant with vermin. You're looking for an abortion clinic that can sacrifice the embryos for power or something. Really, neither of you want psychopaths for children anyway... * Any side quests that the temple of ass needs done? You can't guarantee anything but it's always helpful to ask.
We should spend a bit of time getting to know each other first before we dive into asking about the Big Butt Goblin. Bit of girl talk. I mean Titmouse - love her to death but all she ever talks about is the quest and my sacred duty. Would be good to just shoot the shit with someone, maybe bond over how hard it is when your calling in life is to have huge secondary sexual characteristics you never asked for.
The Shrine Priestess fixes you with a haughty, contemptuous glare. Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "Well well well, if it isn't the Hero With Huge Boobs herself come to grace us measly bottom-heavy peons with her presence!" Boobie Bunny: "Uhh..." Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "Pray, tell us, what can a mere priestess of ass do to serve the hero whose mighty mammaries are destined to save the whole world?" (You sense that the Shrine Priestess may have a quest for you!) >Any side quests that the temple of ass needs done? Boobie Bunny: "Just poking around looking for side quests, I guess?" Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "Oh? And just what gives you the impression our humble Butt Shrine has any quests worthy of a glorious knight of nipples such as—" Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "H-hey!"
Her feet are so small! Literally they're the same size as your hands! They must ache terribly from the strain of supporting so much weight. Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "HEY! What are you doing down there? Excuse me!"
Give the feet a kiss or nibble
>>1126880 Hey, dragon shrine maiden. Nice horns. She looks like she's not too busy. Anything we could do to help her? Like a foot massage? To make a long story short, the Emergency Backup Prophecy is happening. We're headed to the Slime Swamp and Goblin Hole first, so is there anything she can tell us about that route? We want to be ready if there are any more corrosive slimes in it. Or tentacles. Are there tentacle slimes in the swamp? Come to think of it, the Rat King showed his handsome face in this town recently. That must have been quite an event. What was it like for the townsfolk when his army came through? And maybe just talk about the dragon lady, too. Why did she decide to work at this shrine? We may be at the center of the prophecy, but we aren't exactly an expert on our own religion. It would be nice to hear another priestess tell us about her views. One who's not quite as zealous as little Titmouse, bless her feet. Heart. Bless her heart.
Her feet aren’t tiny, they are actually kinda pretty long. Notice she’s a digitigrade? Her foot begins around where that dewclaw is at. If she wasn’t standing on her tippy toes, you’d notice Err I mean Give the feet a kiss or nibble
>>1126926 >>1126931 Well, that was a bit awkward. I stand by what I said. Offer the grumpy priestess a foot massage to help her relax. She sounds like she'd appreciate a chance to complain about things. We know what that's like. Also: >>1126927 >>1126928 >>1126929 >>1126930 Give the feet a kiss or nibble.
praise the hard working feet
I apologize, my phone glitched out and I tripleposted but also dont regret a thing
>They must ache terribly from the strain of supporting so much weight Now that I think about it Suggest that she rests her heels on the floor, it’ll feel much more comfortable that way.
>>1126926 Just casually offer a foot massage.
Oh! I'm sorry to be so bold. Some people say I have a lot of front. (Tee-hee!) But... gurl! You have blisters! Callouses! Bunyons! I know, after a few hours carrying these things around, my feet are always in agony! Maybe I should take you to the spa and give you a good, long, thorough pedicure... for hours... and hours... and hours.... What do you say?
Hey, whatever kind of religious grudge there is between boobies and butts, we aren't holding it, lady. You're very pretty, so how about we just talk to each other as equals, and not act out some old animosity?
>>1126926 Ohmuhgawd They so tiny! . Givethefeetakissornibble ...and glance up her robe. You may never get another chance.
Also, you've... you've got a... there's something on your forehead. It's.. it's a... it's a... no, not your hat, it's... it's... OK, just bend down and let me get my handkerchief, I'll wipe it off...
>>1126962 Look up her skirt +1! Then tell her you’re actually considering seeking out the butt goblin first! And you figured you’d go to her for some sage advice~ That ought to earn you some favor~
... She's beautiful. Beyond that fat ass she's been blessed with, and her elegant legs, the Shrine Priestess just has this look about her. Compliment her scale care routine, get whatever task she needs a hand with, and make her fight to keep that sneer going.
>Give the feet a kiss or nibble You held back with Titmouse, but these trotters are too tasty to pass up! Nom!
Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "YIPES!" The bottom-heavy shrine priestess loses her balance and falls backward onto her well-padded posterior.
BOOM! Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "Wh-what the hell is wrong with you, you freak?"
I had the munchies that only feet could satisfy
>>1127309 Now's your chance! Massage time.
If tasting your feet is wrong I don't wanna be right
Oh no! I have committed a sin on the sacred grounds of the Butt Shrine! What's the punishment for that? Is it a spanking? I bet it's a spanking, isn't it?
"Okay good, you're not one of the Rat King's Infiltrators. We learned about them the hard way. I'm going to need to bite you in the feet every time we meet. Make sure you do the same to anyone suspicious, it's the only way to catch them!"
>>1127318 You are cooking with this idea, if it works then we can nibble our friends feet too... But this also means we one day have to bite some gross feet...
>>1127319 Yeah. And, it might work on more people, The rat kings rats are ticklish so... nibbles, nuzzles.,all, kinda tests, Hey, its not technically lying when its plausible, right bunny?
Definitely look up her skirt, now that she’s splayed out like this~