>>22466
Just pretend to sleep, he'll definitely freak out if you struggle.

Struggle by yelling "RAPE!" really loud.

>>22466
Pretend you're asleep. If you resist he'll stop, he's a softie.

>>22466
PRETEND TO SLEEP! If you make any indication that you might be waking up, he'll get scared and stop.

>>22466
Definitely keep pretending to sleep.

Got you this far, didn't it? Keep going, I guess.

This does seem the path we are bound for.

Asleep. Subtle and sneaky. He'll think you'll never know, until you pretend to wake up.

So um... does he feel... you know... big? how large would you say it is? We need to know... for um... science. of course.

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)22:02 No. 22476 ID: fb5d8e
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He's big big big!! Ahh! Okay okay-- I'm gonna continue preteding to be asleep! Aah--
AAHH?!?!

>"Janine, I-I'm really sorry, bu-but could you sleep somewhere else?"

..?!?!?!!?!!WHAAATTTT??!?!!?WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!?!!

>>22476
Don't worry Janine.

Everything's fine. These things can take time, so be patient. You'll have him soon. If you rush it, things will come down around your ears.

>>22476
Huuu... So close and yet so far~

>>22476
Quick! Freak out a bit. Pretend you were having a nightmare.

>>22476
You just inspire feelings he isn't ready for yet.
Be patient.

>>22476
Don't freak out.

Accept it calmly, and cheerfully wonder when we are going home. Make no indication you noticed what happened.

Let him stew with it in his head for a while. Maybe give us back to him for the way back, we might get him to feel less freaked out by it.

Make a sleepy face and tell him he's a great pillow!

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)22:23 No. 22487 ID: fb5d8e
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Ah-ah-ah okay!!!

>"Hmm? O-oh, hello, big bro. I was sleeping. Y-you make a very good pillow. Uhm. When are we going home~?"
>"Let's go right now."

See, he cant wait to ravage you.

Girl we have got to work on your bluffing skills. Start by telling him you were having the strangest dream, but you can't really remember what it was about at all.
Oh man! You should totally hold his hand on the ay home or onto the way to the bike or whatever. That'll be soooooo romantic. omg.

(I can't believe that whole thing just happened, was he really that big, omg! You are sooooo lucky. It must have been you that got him all hot like that, what else could bit be, you know? Omg.

>>22487

dose bedroom eyes

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)22:37 No. 22498 ID: fb5d8e
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Chapter 9:
“If it be poison'd, 'tis the lesser sin
That mine eye loves it and doth first begin.”

>>22498

Uh-oh, someone's gonna be up 'till 5 AM with Reaver again!

>>22498

He's a fucking robot, I swear to Xom.

>>22500
Actually, my studies have shown that Reaver is a Psychic Alien Robot from the future, who uses his evil mind-control rays to enslave a small army of korean artists, who work in paralell to complete the required art on time.

>>22498
I am convinced that reaver is made up of a Artificial Intelligence that creates these quests to learn human emotion.

Janet!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)22:48 No. 22506 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Janine! Are you in bed yet?"
>"H-- Y-yes, mom!! I'm sleeping! D-Don't come check!"

..Hmm? What's this?

>>22504
I pity whoever has to compile that data then.

>>22502
>>22504
He's a spirit possessing the internet.
He lives on Fame, Trolling, and HYEEEK HYEEEK HYEEEK.
But if he gets too much fame, he mitoses and must share territory.

Hey how's it goin'.

Sit around eating ice cream some more, fatty.

>>22506

Why hello there ma'am! Don't mind us, we're just some additional background thought. Tired from that barbeque today, eh?

Open the doorOpen the doorOpen the doorOpen the doorOpen the doorOpen the doorOpen the doorOpen the doorOpen the doorOpen the doorOpen the doorOpen the doorOpen the doorOpen the doorOpen the doorOpen the doorOpen the doorOpen the doorOpen the doorOpen the doorOpen the doorOpen the doorOpen the doorOpen the doorOpen the door

>>22506
Hey, sup. You know, you have some cute kids. you should spend sme more time with them. Let them know you love them. Especially the older one. Dont be afraid to be physical. You're their mother they have to put up with it. Have a bit of fun embarresing them from time to time, you know? like, you should totally go give your son a big kiss right now.

>>22498
My guess is reaver is a college student probably in his early twenties who has middle to upper class parents and realized he had nothing to do over the summer so he began creating these quests.

>>22511
She wasn't there, you idiot.

>>22506
Hmmm, the queens mother? What might you be doing this fine evening?

>>22506
Hello, 'Mom'. We are the orb of infinite psyche. We are a stream of endless fractured thought, and we help people make decisions and solve problems. Do you have any goals in life we can help you with?

>>22506
It's so warm in here, the kids wouldn't be bothered if you took your robe off.

>>22516

Well that's harsh dickweed.

I may have done internet dumbness but that's no excuse for internet rudeness.

Pay no heed to any unsavory comments, we're getting interference from that seedy motel down the block.

>>22506
Hey, I am computer savvy, right?

I Think I could maybe find out more about the trip my son took last week. I get the feeling that I should know as much about it as possible.

We're that little bauble your son sometimes wears. What might we call you, oh vision of loveliness?

Janet!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)23:06 No. 22525 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh my, hello, everyone.
My name is Janet, I am 46 years old, and proud mother of two wonderful children. My hobbies are reading and watching tv with some good company.

I really shouldn't disturb the kids right now. They were gone pretty much the entire day, so they must be very tired.

Let's see what's on TV, hm?
What kind of movies do you like?

>>22525
We don't watch movies. Most of our 'entertainment' comes from helping people accomplish thier goals. We live through others, you might say, Janet.

OH oh lets watch a romantic comedy.

>>22525
Oh, you know. Comedy, romance, drama.
Family Movies...

THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY!
Or anything related.

>>22520
Just kidding!

(Sorry, got a bit into it there. Take no offense.)

>>22525
Thisss one likess thosse sssilly movies about sssea monsterss.

>>22518
We are also ancient in age, and limited in power. We have no physical interaction with the world.

Our purpose is to provide help to those that bear us. What we help with is up to you, but keep in mind we can only suggest actions for one to take.

>>22525
No offence we have very little interest in television we are more interested in talking to people and offering them advice do you have anything that requires our assistance.

>>22525

Yeah, how about something that's not a romantic comedy.

I like Western.

>>22533
that an i kinda like the old mystery movies on bbc..

>>22531

D'oh, how can I stay mad at that face?

>>22525

Seriously, lady. You named your kid a number? Not even the right number?

>>22525
Lets check BBC maybe torchwood or doctor who is on.

Hey, have you ever seen "Say It Isn't So"?
How about "Closer Than the Boy Next Door"?

Tell me, Matron of the house.

Now that your husband's no longer of interest, I guess you could say that Fiftyeight is the number one man in your life?
Am I correct?

>>22525
.... What are you wearing under that robe misssss? *gulp* It isss intriguing the way you humanss live.

>>22541

I agree. I think a woman of your refined tastes would enjoy them.

>>22525
How 'bout some John Carpenter? Not Halloween though, that shit was boring. They Live! is exceptional though.

Hm.. romance movie? I doubt you're the sort to keep 'stuff' the kids might find.

You wanna know a great old movie?

Duck Soup.

>>22527
Could you have put it more succinctly how pathetic the average tger's life is?

Janet!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)23:21 No. 22549 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh, a romantic comedy sounds nice. Looks like There's Something About Marie will be running again tonight. I don't really have the mind for those complicated movies. I prefer books if I need to think.
I'll watch some Weakest Link while waiting for it to start.

Oh, are you silly? Fiddy has been the number one boy in my life since he was born. He might be a little down right now, but I am sure he will grow up to be a splendid man.
And don't worry about his name too much. It might be a little weird first, but everyone always gets used to it quickly.

>>22549
Like how you got used to an apparently mystic trinket?

So um... hows work? Any prospective boyfriends? Any problems thatneed being delt with at all?

>>22549
Ah, thiss misss iss quite pretty. And thiss one wass wondering if you could give uss a kisss?

>>22549

Could...could you take your glasses off? Just for a moment? I'd like to see your beautiful eyes better.

>>22549
Must say for someone at the age of 46 you certianly know how to keep up your appearance.

Let's watch one of the "adult" movies since the kdis are occupied. When was the last time we had the place to ourselves anyway?

>>22549
You know, I've been thinking - Fiddy and Janine are becoming pretty good friends, and Fiddy needs a change of pace. You mentioned a camping trip earlier, and it'd be a good chance to give Fiddy some responsibility. Why not have him and Janine go camping? It'd be fun, and they can visit Sunshine Fields again - after all, didn't they love being there the first time?

Do you know why he's been so down lately? Is there anything that still cheers him up? We'd like to help, really.

>>22557
Yes. This.
Advancement in the plot, for christ sake.

You know... for your number one boy we havnt really seen you show it. Next time its convenient, give the boy a big hug. He's been trying really hard to come out of his shell lately. You should be proud.

>>22559
Plot advancement? Fuck that. This is TV watchan time with Janet. Grab your popcorn, sit down, shut up, and enjoy the movie like a good voice in the orb.

>>22557

Why not invite Liza along as well? Y'know, so they'd have someone to make sure they don't get into too much trouble.

>>22564
Sounds like a good idea.

A chance for the new family unit to get to know each other a bit better.

Build some trust and family bonds!

Give us back to Janine after you're done with TV.

Would you care to know what we're helping your son with?

He claims his life was boring. So... we're trying to make his life more interesting.

Any suggestions? It's proving to be quite a challenge.

>>22549
Janet... you know your son harbors ill feelings toward Marcus, correct?

Not that he would act upon them with violence, but it is quite obvious even to outside observers such as we voices that he does not like the man.

On the other hand, he seems to get along with that Liza girl quite well.

Relaaaaax, spread your legs a little.

Janet!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)00:00 No. 22570 ID: fb5d8e
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Well, I really can't blame the boy for harboring such feelings. It must have felt like Marcus simply abandoned them. Knowing Fiddy I think he's most of all angry for Marcus leaving while Janine is still so young, rather than thinking about his own relationship with his father.
He always cares so much for his little sister.

Liza, hm? Janny certainly likes the girl. I believe Fiddy isn't that interested in his stepfamily, but perhaps it would be good for him to be. Janny would be happy too.
Hmm.. Yes, I think a camping trip is a great idea. Liza can be the supervising adult while it will still feel like they are just the young ones together.

I should call Marcus about this first thing in the morning.

>>22569
Thatsss jusst vulgar! Assking the pretty one to do sssuch a thing!

>>22570

Excellent. The game is afoot.

>>22570
Yes, I'm sure that Liza will take good care of Fiddy.

>>22570
It sounds like you have a great plan on your hands.

Incidentally, Janet... Do heart health issues run in your or Marcus's family? If so, you might wish to make sure neither of your children are in danger of such complications.

>>22570
Oh the pretty one iss ssso wisse, with her beautiful eyesssss.

Janet

Janet do you think that it is bad for a woman to give another woman kisses

Or do you agree that it is okay

>>22569
Do not want

>>22570

Dandy. :3

Judging by the way you talk about Marcus, I take it you have no ill will towards him yourself?

>>22572
No, the game is a game. That you just lost. The Foot is a ninja clan foiled by mutant turtles.

>>22569
I apologies for our vulgar compatriat you have to understand it gets lonely when your nothing but a trincket trapped from the physical world and some of us cannot control ourselves.

Curses! Cockblocked again!

>>22581
Play double pong.
Use Janet's ovaries as the balls.

I like how Janet, a grown woman who has presumably never had a chorus of voices in her head and should be old enough to be freaked the fuck out about it, is completely blase about the orb.

IS FUNNY TO ME.

Also Janet <3

>>22634
Well she obviously experimented in her youth. I mean, who would name their kid Fiftyeight otherwise?
Although it could reasonably be a side effect of the orb itself.

>>21753
I love you Reaver.

>>22634
It could be that anyone who comes into contact with the orb has their mind calmed about the existence of such an object.

I mean, if the orb can put thoughts in someone's head or even subtly influence their opinions, it isn't much of a stretch to imagine that.

>>22634
>>22645
>>22655
So like, do you guys want Reaver to turn off the ORB's SEP field or what?
(+ points if you understand reference
[points are imaginary and cannot be redeemed for anything])

>>22700
I don't know, I think it could be fun to do that.

Or barring that, at least treat it more like an actual, explorable device, complete with it's own rules and history.

>>22709
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Intelligent_Items

And how!

>>22700
>>22709

I think you guys are missing the point really damn hard. The Orb is not the point in the least - it's used as a) a storytelling instrument to justify how our suggestions reach different people at different times, and b) a homage to other /quest/ threads and creators that have used the exact same device. Don't get so wrapped up in the Orb - it is not the point of this particular story.