Opeeen da box!

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)21:30 No. 33123 ID: cd08c0
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>>33090
> How about we just dismember her until she's an eyeless torso?
Hope has already proven she doesn't need arms to attack. She has all the power she can imagine, limited only by control. By that point she'll probably start breathing fire or something. No, the only way to end this is to kill her outright or seal her away.

>>33092
> You could always rip her head off. That should end things fairly quickly.
No doubt, but she'll fight back until the end. Ripping a god's head off isn't exactly easy.
Sigurd would have to weaken her further. One way or another, her head will be the last to go.

> Also, do we have anything that Xom would like to trade for?
Sigurd barely knows Xom. She has no idea what he would--OW.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)21:31 No. 33124 ID: cd08c0
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>>33106
> Opeeen da box!
Right, enough of this. One ending is as good as any other.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)21:31 No. 33126 ID: cd08c0
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. . .

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)21:32 No. 33127 ID: cd08c0
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Okay. Apparently it's more difficult to open than she'd thought. Sigurd will have to...
what?

"Hey there, sweet thing! Need some help?"

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)21:32 No. 33128 ID: cd08c0
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"Lemmie get that for ya."

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)21:32 No. 33129 ID: cd08c0
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The box is open now. It seems to be empty, save for a light.

>>33129
1. Thank Xom.
2. Obtain light.
3. Save world.
4. ???
5. PROFIT!

GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!

>>33129
IN WITH THE DEMON

LOCK IT SHUT

THEN

HURL IT INTO THE FUCKING SUN

ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)22:33 No. 33161 ID: cd08c0
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>>33129
> Obtain light.
As soon as Sigurd tries to grasp hold of it, it vanishes.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)22:34 No. 33162 ID: cd08c0
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>>33135
> ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT
> IN WITH THE DEMON
> LOCK IT SHUT
Sigurd could not agree more.
We have gone long past the point of caring.

"How stupid! What do you think you're doing?! You can't change the future! You're not special! Do you think you're a hero?!"

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)22:34 No. 33163 ID: cd08c0
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. . .

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)22:35 No. 33166 ID: cd08c0
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"I'm a better one than you."

>>33166

Check on George, dammit!

>>33166
Not quite as satisfying as ripping her apart but...
FUCK YEAH
SUCK IT DOWN BITCH

...

Well... now wh-
OH FUCK
GO TO GEORGE NOW
PLEASE LET HIM BE ALIVE D:

Check up on your MOST TRUSTED FRIEND. Lets hope he is still okay...

Proper Viking Funeral for George.

Gram can help maybe.

>>33170
DUCT TAPE

WE STILL HAVE THE TAPE

WE CAN PUT HIM TOGETHER, RIGHT? RIGHT?






RIGHT?

>>33173
...speaking of the Duct Tape, duct tape that lock shut on your way down.

Can never be too careful~

Maybe we should lock this chest now, maybe? I mean... theoretically it's still unlocked, right?

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)23:27 No. 33189 ID: cd08c0
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. . .

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)23:27 No. 33190 ID: cd08c0
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Kara's DRUNK status is now MODERATELY DRUNK.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)23:27 No. 33191 ID: cd08c0
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> George

So what did we learn from this adventure?

Maybe we learned that things aren't always what they seem, if you just view them from the proper side. Maybe we learned that people who try to do evil can still be better than people who try to do good.
Maybe we learned something about moderation or friendship, or how getting hammered doesn't solve problems, or something about the nature of what it is to be human. Something like that.

Kara doesn't know. And Kara doesn't care. This whole quest was just some excuse to break a lot of crap and screw around with some metaphysical bullshit tacked on the end.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)23:28 No. 33192 ID: cd08c0
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... but even if Hope was evil. Even if hope denies reality, or tempts you with a carrot before poking you in the eye with a stick.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)23:28 No. 33193 ID: cd08c0
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Even then...

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)23:28 No. 33194 ID: cd08c0
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... it's still a nice thing to have.

>>33194

Hug George.

How can we do anything else?

>>33194
OH GOD

FIRST AID

DON'T DIE ON ME GEORGE!

>>33194
Manlytears.jpg

HUG GEORGE

>>33194

Hug George.

Manly tears.

Suggestion 2009/08/22(Sat)23:34 No. 33201 ID: bde1b8
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Hold him close.

End Kara Quest.

>>33194
>Kaya
OH GOD I TEARED UP

HUG GEORGE
BAW
FIRST AID FOR EVERY ONE

Use the crystal. Spend all the worlds magic to heal him.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/23(Sun)00:20 No. 33214 ID: cd08c0
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> Hug George
Gladly.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/23(Sun)00:20 No. 33215 ID: cd08c0
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>>33201
> End Kara Quest.
But there's so much left to do! What about the crystal? What about Xom? What about the giant robot? Shouldn't there be a dramatic escape sequence, while the building falls down?

. . .

Yeah, you know what?

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/23(Sun)00:21 No. 33216 ID: cd08c0
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Fuck it.

Suggestion 2009/08/23(Sun)00:27 No. 33218 ID: bde1b8
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>>33216
*salute*

Fucking D'AWWWW :3

>>33216
GOOD END

Epilogue?

>>33216
This has been epic. Thank you, Reka. <3

Suggestion 2009/08/23(Sun)00:31 No. 33223 ID: fdc826
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>>33216

I cannot put into words how awesome this has been. Reka, you win the internet.

Clap.
Clap.
Clap.
Bravo. Brav-Fucking-O.

>>33216
Thanks for the ride, Reka. It was fantastic.

And thanks for Rastin the Epic Troll.

>>33231
Oh Shi-!

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/23(Sun)01:15 No. 33234 ID: cd08c0
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>>33221
> Epilogue?

>>33234
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>>33234

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