Kaktus 2014/04/15(Tue)07:36 No. 570822 ID: 65a774
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>[Scan all targets in area]
[Hostile Unique Elite Creature: Undead Captain Erik the fair haired.]
[Hostile Unique Elite Creature: Undead Captain Erik the fair haired.]
[Hostile Unique Elite Creature: Undead Captain Erik the fair haired.]
[Hostile Unique Elite Creature: Undead Captain Erik the fair haired.]
[Hostile Unique Elite Creature: Undead Captain Erik the fair haired.]
…
[…+31]
>[Check corruption level]
[2% and rising slowly!]

>You could go over to the entrance and just throw the keystone as far as you can into the storm... Varius won't be able to find it.
I’m pretty sure his undead minions can find it out there… after all, I can’t really throw it that far…
>It's obvious by now that time is warped within this place.
I… are you sure? That does sound a bit… but maybe you’re right. Weird stuff has been happening in here.
>Since this place warps time, it's not a stretch to think it'd warp space as well. Have you tried drawing a map of it on paper?
I tried but… the rooms and corridors didn’t really… fit. I’m guessing that’s what you meant with it warping space, huh?
>The time warping may also explain what you're seeing here and why you've been seeing undead that look exactly the same: They're temporal duplicates.
They are what? You mean… like they are the same guy from different times or something?

>You've been using colored chalk to mark the way around here, right? I'd like you to use it to make a mark in the dried blood on the armor of the closest one. If I'm right that mark will appear on the future versions of him.
…doesn’t seem to have any effect.
>I have a suspicion that "hollow disk thingy" you mentioned earlier is a teleportation gate of some sort. Can you tell us anything more about it? How excited was Varius to find it?
Varius was… well, excited is putting it mildly. I’ve no idea what that thing actually is or do, sadly.
>The only other option I can think of is to wait near the exit and leave when the rate of time passing in here is roughly the same as outside. That'll be when the storm is weakest.
I’ve already tried that. The storm just keep going at the same rate at all times. There’s no way I can survive out there without some kind of… magical barrier or something!

Wait, someone is still alive? Wait… Daniel?
Huh? Who are… me?
…that’s odd, I can’t remember meeting myself like… actually, I can now… what is going on?
Don’t ask me?

Insert Talking to yourself_

Ok so you appear to have a duplicate with red eyes instead of blue so I'm guessing he might be undead. BUT, if he is identical to you mentally then maybe you two could team up.

[scan both Daniels]

Huh, Daniel, meet dead-Daniel.

See if your alternate also carries a keystone. Maybe that's what Varius is after- why collect all the other keys when you can just warp time and space until you have a bunch of duplicates of the one you have?

>[Why do you persist?]
Hope.

[Scan both Daniels]

Well, looks like this is a future Daniel, and judging by the red eyes I think he's undead. Looks like he didn't make it out before Varius caught up to him. Don't take it that this is your future, though. He's a possible future you, or a future you from a parallel timeline.

Ask him what his story is, starting from when Varius hired him to check if it differs from what yours is so far. Also ask how long it's been since he arrived and if he still has the cyan keystone.

Ask him everything that he remembers happening after the point the cyan keystone entered this place. What didn't work to escape from here? What did Varius do? Does he know what the doorway with the runes on it does? Was the door to the Greater Elemental Rune vault opened? And why did he sound surprised that someone was still alive?

Gesture at all the undead Eriks and ask Future Daniel if he has any idea what or how this is.

Okay, so these undead are most likely not temporal duplicates. I really don't have a decent idea what they are. Maybe they're from parallel universes or from multiple parallel past or future timelines. Perhaps this place brings together multiple timelines, including possible futures, and moves back and forth along them. I don't know. It's all very confusing and timey-wimey.

You should know our corruption level is 2% and rising slowly. We might have a wraith messing with us. I'd suggest finding a mirror or other reflective surface soon; Preferably one you can take with you. Reflections can see through illusions like the ones wraiths make.

Kaktus 2014/04/15(Tue)10:39 No. 570864 ID: 65a774
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>[scan both Daniels]
[“The Sacrifice” Status: Confused]
[“The Sacrifice” belongs to future player Teal (Defeated)!]

>Huh, Daniel, meet dead-Daniel.
Err… hello me?
Hello.
>Ask him what his story is, starting from when Varius hired him to check if it differs from what yours is so far.
-and then he asked me to make sure the stone fit the door.
That’s pretty much what happened to me too… wait, just to make sure I’ll-
A pickle with a top hat high on cheese dancing on a sexy naked mantis lady.
…well, I be damned, you are me!
>See if your alternate also carries a keystone.
No, I tried to throw it out the front entrance into the snow… it didn’t work out.
>Gesture at all the undead Eriks and ask Future Daniel if he has any idea what or how this is.
Don’t ask me. This whole place is messed up.
>Ask him everything that he remembers happening after the point the cyan keystone entered this place.
Well, as I said, I tried to hide the stone, failed and was caught by Varius. He wasn’t happy so he… um… I’m pretty sure he sacrificed me so his master should have the power to start some kind of cult on this side or something… I can’t really remember anything else until Varius was eaten alive by that thing he worship.
It ate him?
Apparently they’d won or something… the vault here had been open and they got whatever was in there which ensured that they won. Now the world is ending as the daemons are harvesting the few humans that are still free from… whatever they are doing to them. I thought this would be a perfect place to hide, what with all the weird time and space thingies that’s are happening here.
…so, if they get this stone… the world will end?
Apparently.
…shit.
…no pressure, I guess?

Insert Greet a scaly beast with several heads that regrows when you cut them off!_

Sooo what you're saying is, if you win you'll basically slaughter all humans?
Isn't that kind of short-sighted and all that? I mean, the slavery thing isn't much better but you're kind of justifying the opposing you thing we're doing.

>>570864
Okay, so, don't piss off Varius.

Maybe you could... swallow it and say that it disappeared when you put it into the gate?

Ok so this might be a stupid plan, but what if you die before you can be sacrificed? He doesn't have any other living people around and can't summon his master. But as I said, stupid plan, let's make that Plan Z or something.

Daniel, in the time period we came from before jumping to you we had run-ins with the Blood God's cult, so when we are now is before they're established. But in that same time period the cyan keystone also crossed our path. It was smuggled into Ängladal by a gang who were going to sell it to the cultists. Unfortunately we were just slightly too late and the cultists made off with it.

I don't know whether this bodes well for you escaping here. With all the time shenanigans the cultists could have delivered the keystone here before the cult exists. Or you escaped into the far past and the keystone made its way Ängladal as it did before... Though, that way it could be a way to make a time loop where the keystone never makes its way into the vault door. We'll have to find a way to get the keystone out of here first, though.

I assume when he says the daemons are harvesting the few remaining free humans he means mortals and not just humans. Ask what the daemons do when they harvested the mortals. They wouldn't be killing them, because that'd make no sense because daemons eat mortal emotions. Killing all mortals would just lead to the daemons rapidly starving to powerless insanity. So were the mortals kept alive? Changed somehow?

I'm a little confused about the part where future Daniel says he was sacrificed, then couldn't remember anything until Varius was eaten. Is he saying he was killed as the sacrifice, then Varius raised him as a bound intelligent undead and he only got control of himself again when Varius was killed? That last bit is odd 'cause I thought undead aren't unbound on their master's death unless their master set it as such beforehand.

Ask Undead Daniel what directions in this place he can remember. Which way to turn and color marks and all that. He might know routes that you haven't found yet.

Lets try this [Seize pawn "The Sacrifice" belonging to future player Teal (Defeated)] There ought to be no opposition to that since his player is defeated.

Okay, lets throw out some ideas to deal with the keystone. What about giving it to Undead Daniel and then he just keeps walking far into the depths of the labyrinth? With no need for food, water or sleep he could keep going indefinitely. Unfortunately I don't know if Undead Daniel will go "poof" once this timeline diverges too much from his, or if the Blood God could direct Varius to where the keystone is. Also, Living Daniel would still have to find a way to escape or face Varius' wrath.

Variant of that idea is Undead Daniel takes the keystone and tries to retrace his steps back to his future and hides it there, removing it from this timeline. It'd be effective if he could do it.

Another idea is to find our way to what we think is a tele-gate and see if we can somehow get it working. It's a long shot, though, and I'm not even sure if it is the kind of gate we want to activate. The way Varius was super excited, I worry it's some kind of portal to the daemon realm.

Even with no plan what we can do right now is get away from all these Eriks. They're creepy and I think they might be giving off the low-level corruption we're slowly soaking up.

>>570871
The keystone gives off a distinct magic signature that Varius could detect. Swallowing it would just end up with Daniel being disemboweled after being sacrificed to the Blood God.

>>570876
That'd only delay Varius and the Blood God until another living person could be captured. So that plan is worse than Plan Z.

Will Undead Daniel be affected by the storm, and if not, can he take out the stone?

>>570890
...Dammit, why didn't I see it earlier? This could totally work. With Varius busy and out of the way for several hours Undead Daniel could walk right out of here with the keystone. We just need to find the way back to the entrance before Varius finishes what he's doing.

Unfortunately the downside to this plan is Living Daniel is still stuck here unless we find another way out for him.

Kaktus 2014/04/15(Tue)13:20 No. 570894 ID: 65a774
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>[Seize pawn "The Sacrifice" belonging to future player Teal (Defeated)]
[Error! You already own “The Sacrifice” in the future!]

>Sooo what you're saying is, if you win you'll basically slaughter all humans?
They aren’t killing them, they are… capturing them alive for… something.
>Maybe you could... swallow it and say that it disappeared when you put it into the gate?
They’ll gut you when they sacrifice you. There’s nowhere on your body you can hide that thing without them finding it.
It’s way too big to eat anyway…
>Ok so this might be a stupid plan, but what if you die before you can be sacrificed?
You’re not the only one they’ll sacrifice. Do you really think something as powerful as… that thing can gain a foothold in our world just because of one sacrifice?
>Is he saying he was killed as the sacrifice, then Varius raised him as a bound intelligent undead and he only got control of himself again when Varius was killed? That last bit is odd 'cause I thought undead aren't unbound on their master's death unless their master set it as such beforehand.
Hey, don’t ask me. I’m no master necromancer!

>Ask Undead Daniel what directions in this place he can remember.
Hmm… there’s isn’t a lot of interesting down here that you haven’t found already…
>Okay, let’s throw out some ideas to deal with the keystone. What about giving it to Undead Daniel and then he just keeps walking far into the depths of the labyrinth?
That… actually, that might work! If they never get a hold of this stone they’ll never be able to open the vault to the Rune!
It’s a good a plan as any, I guess.
>Variant of that idea is Undead Daniel takes the keystone and tries to retrace his steps back to his future and hides it there, removing it from this timeline. It'd be effective if he could do it.
I rather venture in further. If I go back to the entrance one of those Daemons are bound to find me.
>Will Undead Daniel be affected by the storm, and if not, can he take out the stone?
As I said, in the time I’m from the surface is crawling with Daemons… and I’m pretty sure I can’t exit through your time.
>Another idea is to find our way to what we think is a tele-gate and see if we can somehow get it working.
…err… do you know anything about ancient relics from the past?
…not really?
Case of point.

>What we can do right now is get away from all these Eriks. They're creepy and I think they might be giving off the low-level corruption we're slowly soaking up.
Right, take the stone and head further into the ruins. Hopefully they’ll never find you in there.
Don’t worry, I’ll make sure this stone never gets into their hands. Goodbye, Daniel.
Goodbye, Me… now, let’s head back before-
Ah, there you are, Daniel. How did it go with the stone?
Err… it’s stuck in the door. I can’t remove it from there.
Really? Hmm… so it’s supposed to be like that? Alright, good job, Daniel. Now come, I have a proposition for you.
…crap.

Kaktus 2014/04/15(Tue)13:35 No. 570896 ID: 65a774
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Was it good for you too?
What are you talking about? We didn’t do-
Fastest man in the world, baby.
I’m still wearing all my clothes…
You weren’t a second ago… just long enough for me to finish.
…What in Tartarus!? You got to be kidding!
I just did it again… twice.
…why does my butt feel sore?
Oh, one of them was a backdoor kind of deal.
I’M GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU FILTHY MAN!!
Whoop whoop whoop whoop!

[You are now the Flash, being pursued by and furious wonder woman (and probably the rest of the justice league after they hear about this…)! What do you do?]

Insert Faster than a speeding bullet… on crack!_

run back in time and join your past self for some fun.

No, run to the future where they have either already caught you or you've already escaped, to the future's future, and hide when they'll no longer be looking for you.

What's stopping you from killing them all? From how often it shows up in the comics kryptonite is as common as dirt.

Oh just change your costume a little bit and claim to be a new Flash.

>>570896
Go find that little piece of shit hedgehog and show him who's boss.

What, did you seriously think they had a chance in hell of catching you?

Has it occurred to you to you that the faster you go the more your mass increases, due to relativity? As the fastest man in the world, you're also the fattest, fatty. Which I suppose is appropriate, for a pervert you has to resort to rape to get any.

>What do you do?
Accidentally accelerate to c, achieve infinite mass, and explode. The coroner won't be sure to rule the cause of death as velocity obesity. Or he or she wouldn't, if the universe hadn't exploded.

Find Batman, he probably already knows and your best hope is to convince him not to join the angry mob before it's to late.

Do the worlds fastest suicide.

Just because you can.

give in to your murder lust. Kill all of the Justice League.

Kaktus 2014/04/16(Wed)08:18 No. 571016 ID: 65a774
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>Go find that little piece of shit hedgehog and show him who's boss.
Wrong universe, dude.
>Has it occurred to you to you that the faster you go the more your mass increases, due to relativity? As the fastest man in the world, you're also the fattest, fatty.
Err… I’m pretty sure that’s not how fatness works. I mean… Batman got more mass then the penguin and batman isn’t fat while the penguin is… like a ball. Note to self, use the penguin as a football next time you see him…
>Accidentally accelerate to c, achieve infinite mass, and explode.
The only thing that happens if I reach the c is that I go all timey wimey on you all.
>Do the world’s fastest suicide.
Meh, I’ve already come back from the dead twice this week… my insurance premium is high enough as it is!
>Find Batman, he probably already knows and your best hope is to convince him not to join the angry mob before it's to late.
How? You don’t find the Batman, that sexy beast of a man finds you.

>What's stopping you from killing them all? From how often it shows up in the comics kryptonite is as common as dirt.
>Give in to your murder lust. Kill all of the Justice League.
Hmm… superman is easy… I’ll just have to go down to the corner store and buy some kryptonite; they usually go for about 75 cent a Kilo… Green lantern and the Martian man hunter is easy too… I just need some yellow paint for the flashlight and a lighter / gas can combo for the alien. But… Wonder woman is going to be harder. Sure, I can probably hit her a few times at super speed before she reacts but after that… I rather not get my head cut off by her sword or strangled in that lasso she has. Of course, this is all a moot point because of batman. The author will bend over backwards to make sure he wins no matter what. Lucky bastard, gets both the looks, charm and the authors favor? I need a better plan for him… maybe some wine?
>Run back in time and join your past self for some fun.
…that’s it! I run back in time and murder them before they become heroes! A flawless plan! Let’s go, speed force! Wrooo-

Kaktus 2014/04/16(Wed)08:18 No. 571017 ID: 65a774
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>No, run to the future!
-oooom! …wait, this isn’t the past... is it the future? Dammit, I shouldn’t have stopped and preventing myself from saving Hitler from myself by killing myself… and why is it an utopia!? I mean, shouldn’t Darkseid or Brainiac have conquered the world by now? Oh, hey, look! It’s a plane! It’s a bird! It’s a flying super dick!

Kaktus 2014/04/16(Wed)08:18 No. 571018 ID: 65a774
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What’s up, supes?
You are not a registered citizen. The Justice Lords demands that you identify yourself and die!
…don’t you mean “or”?
I know what I said!

Insert At least this is a future where no 8 year old boy needs to lose his parent’s because some punk with a gun_

I'm pretty sure Flash is Justice Lord Superman's conscience. Also just rip the front of the suit and run off, you're still faster than him. On your way go find Batman and leave him a note reminding him his parents wouldn't be proud of him.

>Wonder woman is going to be harder
Her weakness is bondage. She loses her powers when tied up. And you're way faster than her, and she carries her own rope / whip with her. It's a no brainer, dude.

>The Justice Lords demands that you identify yourself and die!
...so if I don't identify myself, I don't die?

How on earth is Supes ruling the world like a tyrant? Where's the Bat we know he always has some Kryptonite on hand to stop Supes from doing this kind of thing. Vibrate your atoms at the correct frequency to phase through the wall and run to Gotham.

Kaktus 2014/04/16(Wed)10:03 No. 571036 ID: 65a774
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>Her weakness is bondage. She loses her powers when tied up. And you're way faster than her, and she carries her own rope / whip with her. It's a no brainer, dude.
The problem is that bondage is my weakness too, if you know what I mean. Bow chicka bow wow!

>...so if I don't identify myself, I don't die?
Err… I… um… that’s…
No one has ever asked that before?
No but… breaking all the bones in your body doesn’t count as killing you, right?
…right, I’m the Flash.
>I'm pretty sure Flash is Justice Lord Superman's conscience.
How dare you imitate the Flash!? Prepare to die!
Err… I am the Flash! Really! I came from the past!
…How dare you be the Flash! Prepare to die!
Wait… shouldn’t I be your conscience or something?
Yes, that’s why I have to kill you. You see, without my conscience I finally made a world free of crime, war, fear and poverty!
…how the hell did you do that?
We murdered everyone.
…you murdered everyone?
Yes. There are no crimes if no one can commit them!
…and you rebuild most of the world into a futuristic city?
Yes.
…how many years in the future is this!?
Years? You disappeared four days ago.
…you went nuts, killed everyone and then rebuilt everything in four days!?
Yes.
…
>Vibrate your atoms at the correct frequency to phase through the wall and run to Gotham.
Well, that’s fun and all but… err… need to go and find batman, see ya later, di-

Kaktus 2014/04/16(Wed)10:03 No. 571037 ID: 65a774
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>How on earth is Supes ruling the world like a tyrant? Where's the Bat we know he always has some Kryptonite on hand to stop Supes from doing this kind of thing?
-Off… and he’s standing right behind me… let me guess, you’re with Supes on the whole kill everyone thingy?
Grr!! I’m… Bat… man!
So you are, you sexy thing you. So… um… I guess I’ll just go back four days?
No, you need to die so we can save the world! …because I’m Batman!
…why can’t I vibrate out of your grip?
Because I got this batman thingy in my bat belt… because I’m Ba-
You’re Batman, yes I got it.
>leave him a note reminding him his parents wouldn't be proud of him.
Your parents wo-
Mention my parents again and I’ll fry your brain with my eye beams!!
…you have eye beams? Since when?
Since I’m the freaking Batman!
Right… Is there anyone who isn’t a deranged lunatic in this world?
Of course not, they are all DEAD!!! LIKE MY PARENTS!!! Because my parents are dead! …I’m Batman!

Insert No, I’m Batman!_

Wait, Batman doesn't have any super strength, just start running and watch out for whatever trick he'll try to trip you and you should be able to get away.

>>571041
Neither does Flash.

> …why can’t I vibrate out of your grip?
> Because I got this batman thingy in my bat belt… because I’m Ba-

Okay, thought of an actual plan.

Flash has no parents. Flash has physical training. Flash has a belt. Flash is clearly the Batman deep undercover and everyone else is a doombot or batbot or whatever. Be the Batman and Batman everything else to death.

He has eye beams, eh? Hey, you might actually have a use here for those stupid looking pointy lightning bolt thingies on your ears. Super speed slip 'em under his cowl and jab his eyes out with them.

At the same time knee all the gadgets on his belt within reach. Maybe the anti-vibration thingie will be one of them. And knee him in the groin while you're at it.

kick him in the funk 1000 times in an eye blink

Kaktus 2014/04/16(Wed)14:55 No. 571081 ID: 65a774
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>He has eye beams, eh? Hey, you might actually have a use here for those stupid looking pointy lightning bolt thingies on your ears. Super speed slip 'em under his cowl and jab his eyes out with them.
No way! Do you know how much this costume costs!? It’s almost a dollar for ten of them! A DOLLAR!!

>Wait, Batman doesn't have any super strength, just start running and watch out for whatever trick he'll try to trip you and you should be able to get away.
…So, why can’t I run super-fast?
Because I got a [Science!] in my pocket that [Science! Real Science! It’s not just some mumbo jumbo that sound sciencey, it’s actual sc-]
In English?
I got thingy that makes you slow… because I’m Batman!
>Kick him in the funk 1000 times in an eye blink.
Ow!
Did you really think my batman crotch would be unprotected against bat attacks!?
Dammit, stop with the whole bat thing already!
>At the same time knee all the gadgets on his belt within reach.
Ow! …again!
Enough fun, let’s finish this…

>Flash has no parents. Flash has physical training. Flash has a belt. Flash is clearly the Batman deep undercover and everyone else is a doombot or batbot or whatever. Be the Batman and Batman everything else to death.
Wait, no! You’re a clone!
…I’m a what?
Don’t you see? I’m the real batman! My parents were murdered at a young age!
…my parents was shot in front of me when I left a theater that I was too afraid to watch.
My mother was murdered on my birthday… while she was preparing my birthday party… which is the reason she got home early… which is why she met the murderer!
…my backstory is angstier! Stop trying to out angst me! I’m the king of angst! I am BATMAN!
MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!!
NO, MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!!!
You guys are so gay!
Shut up, Bruce!
I mean, my whole species was exterminated but you don’t see me complain.
SHUT UP, BRUCE!
…wait, where did Flash go!?
…son of a-

Kaktus 2014/04/16(Wed)14:55 No. 571082 ID: 65a774
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Meanwhile, four days ago in the death star of Justice (and the American way…)!
That doesn’t look like a star at all! It looks more like a giant peni-
Max!
I was going to say pen… I promise!

…

-and while they were arguing I escaped back here. Neat, huh?
…that part about the dinosaur was so made up.
…wait, I’m the only one that notice he made out with all the girls and batman!?
Of course he did, I’m batman after all.
I still can’t forgive you for what you did earlier.
Hey, I’ve already told you it was a joke. There’s no way I’m that fast!
Still, it was a pretty tasteless joke.
Clearly, Flash need to be punished with all due haste!
…you’re bringing this up just because you want to do something dickish again, am I right?
Why else would I do it?
Err… justice? Freedom? All that stuff?
Bah, just lies parents tell their children when they are young… like Santa!
Santa isn’t real!?
Now, for that punishment…

Insert Coal in his stocking!_

>>571082
Beg them not to tie you up and spank you, that would be awful.

He has to team up with Aquaman.

Summon biggest fish.

They are making you Aquaman's room-mate. Don't worry, it's not as bad as it's sounds, it's Batman: The Brave and the Bold Aquaman.

Aquaman roommate.

Also, remind Superman that his adoptive parents, his pet dog, his pet horse, his cousin Supergirl, and the bottle city of Kandor are all still alive.

>Now, for that punishment
They already informed you Santa isn't real! This is clearly the worst punishment of all! They've ruined Christmas for you forever! You can't even go back in time and enjoy the old ones anymore!

Kaktus 2014/04/17(Thu)09:35 No. 571226 ID: 65a774
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>Remind Superman that his adoptive parents, his pet dog, his pet horse, his cousin Supergirl, and the bottle city of Kandor are all still alive.
You do realize my adoptive dad is dead, right? And my mother is dying a slow death? My dog shits everywhere and that stuff is so corrosive that it eats right through my floor and my horse is even worse in that regard! Then there’s my sister… she’s so stupid that she thought Lex Luthor was the moon and therefore needed her protection against all the other superheroes and I haven’t seen the bottled city of Kandor in months!
That was a city? I tough it was some kind of alcohol… hmm… that does explain the screaming.
Wha- It’s not even shaped like a bottle! And you could clearly see the houses and people in there! The hell, Batman!?
*Burp*

>They already informed you Santa isn't real! This is clearly the worst punishment of all!
Something that’s common knowledge isn’t really a punishment…
…the Easter bunny isn’t real either…
Oh god, make it stop!!
>Beg them not to tie you up and spank you, that would be awful.
…well, you heard the man, Supes.
Time to try out my FIST OF FURY!
Oh gods, no! I meant that either Wonder woman or batman would spank me!
Dream on…

>Aquaman roommate.
Guys! Whales! Let’s use the whales, guys! WHALES!!
Hmm… wrong Aquaman. Let me just…
>Don't worry, it's not as bad as it's sounds, it's Batman: The Brave and the Bold Aquaman.
Outrageous!
…did you just change his personality?
Of course I did.
Awesome! Now turn him into a chicken!
But… that’s wrong!
Poppycock! It’s not the personality, but the heart that count. Whatever superpower you might have it’s only your heart that might win us the fight!
>Summon biggest fish.
…and summon the biggest fish, of course!
No don’t! It’s too dangerous!
Ha! I laugh at the face of danger!!
You’ll doom us all! DOOM US!!! DOOMED!!
Let there be… FISH!!

Kaktus 2014/04/17(Thu)09:35 No. 571227 ID: 65a774
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>Summon biggest fish.
*Splat!*
See!? No need to be afraid as long as your heart is in the right place! …um… guys?

Kaktus 2014/04/17(Thu)09:35 No. 571228 ID: 65a774
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[The Flash has been killed by the biggest fish!]
[Game Over!]

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>>571228
>Play Doom instead

Dopefish porn.