>>7822
Raital: Kill everyone. Become the new PC.

Yesss... Come to /quest/. That's a good girl.

FUCK!

>>7822
I knew she'd show up the second we did that...

Or maybe thats just a flashback.

no..the blood on the sword is new. we' gon' die.

I would be mentally slaping myself if I was Mudy. Why do our awesome powers of persuasion always backfire?

>>7822

Called it.

>>7822
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>7838
gee, no shit sherlock

Headbutt like the dickens.

Actually, this will turn out rather well for us--if nothing else, the Blutjaegers are going to beat the shit out of one another. And Raital can probably take at least her sister down with the power of the cursed sword, right?

Nah, we're fucked. Nevermind.

>>7835
Seriously. We have pretty much just the one thing we are good at, and for a while now it has been backfiring on us like mad.

What gives?

Look on the bright side.

If we die, there is a decent chance of use waking up in a box. No guarantee, but a solid chance at least.

Showing defiance is about the most vital thing Mudy could do, currently.

Showing defiance against an overwhelming threat is just the thing to make Raital get all wet.

Headbutt the Bitch.

Someone is going to die.

thats for certain.

>>7852

We are under collar control. If anything we will be used against Raital.

Everyone, listen.
While this may seem like a hopeless situation, let us flip over the chess board:
Raital loves us. Kuhral is sexually attracted to her sister and with a little suggestion, she can go a long way. We're in the middle of the action - it's an opportunity for some dual incestuous escapades like you've never seen before.

Think of Rudy. Rudy Mann would want it this way.

Someone save this for when we start back up tomorrow.
"...Just as I thought.
You ARE a virgin.
You're face to face with the object of your lust and the first thing you do is turn on the collar.
You're terrified.
You could never be this close to someone without some kind of trickery."

>>7861
Alternately... or maybe additionally, HEADBUTT THE BITCH.

>> 7855

It's not about US doing anything. It's about Mudy displaying resistance. defiance. He's completely and totally helpless against the advances of the Blutjagers. He needs to let them know that he honest to whatever kobold god he worships does not give a shit about this.

He belongs to himself, and nobody changes that. Nobody but Raital.

Letting Raital SEE this play out...

I don't see that ending poorly for us.

>>7855
This, more or less. Kuhral legally owns our heart and you know she'll use it to piss off Raital.

RAITAL?!
YOU DID THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Way better idea. If we are going to get violent on Kuhrahl, I say we BITE HER TONGUE OUT.

I don't say this for RULE OF COOL, HURDUR, I say it for several reasons.

1: We have unrestricted access to her tongue, and the element of surprise.

2: Contract magic is likely hard to use when you can't speak.

3: If Raitel is real, it shows defiance and that we do not love her sister more than her.

4: It incapacitates, rather than killing, the holder of our contract, which may have some clause about 'killing her leads to our death' or 'can't try to kill her' This act falls under neither of these headings.

5: Kobolds have sharp, cut-capable teeth. We could have her tongue way faster than a human could, for comparison.

So, we incapacitate the Blutjaeger who has a contract on us, prevent her from issuing orders that we may have to follow because of the contract, provide evidence to Raitel (if she is really there) that we have not forsaken her, and gain freedom for the short term future.

I really see no reason why this won't work.

>>7873
That's...
That's actually a really good idea.

>>7873
Indeed, a fair course of action. However I see two problems with this.
First, as some have pointed out, it is unclear who, if anyone, Mudy loves. So far, it was him being a Casanova to every woman he meets.
Second, if we do bite out Kuhral's tongue, she could pop our head off, among other deeds, just as quick, considering we are in such close proximity of her.

>>7877
Sure, but she could do that now, or the maybe Raitel could kill us.

Remember, we are a kobold. Pretty much anything could kill us at this juncture. So I say we do what we can to gain as much control of our own fate as we can. If we die because of this act, so be it, at least we got to have a hand in deciding our own fate rather than letting someone else do so.

>>7882
It'd be funnier to tell them both we're latrahl.

>>7877
And as to the first thing, we did just get betrayed by Kuhrahl, who has already been seen to enjoy torturing things in her control/killing people simply because it was easiest/desecrating the dead. Between her and Raitel, really no choice, both in terms of emotional investment and pragmatism.

So I say with complete confidence that Mudy cares a hell of a lot more for Raitel than Kuhrahl.

>>7883
Lets save that trump card for a bit, it seems like something to use after incapacitating Kuhrahl via KOBOLD DEATH KISS to make sure Raitel doesn't kill us and instead helps us escape, since she was so attached to her brother she would go against the Skullking to protect him.

Plus it might mean no nose rubbing with Raitel, so lets wait on that.

Fuck, I am going to be at the Breast Fest beer festival tomorrow, I don't suppose anyone who like the KOBOLD DEATH KISS idea wants to offer it up when the quest resumes?

>>7886
Damnit, I sleep in too late.
SOMEONE MAKE SURE TO BE UP AND SUGGEST THE FUCK OUT OF THE DEATHKISS IDEA

Who the fuck is Raitel?

>>7882
>>7884
I guess I am on the side of trying to take advantage of the situation to the fullest extent. Had we not attempted the seduction, I do not believe that Reital would have appeared. Thus, it seems to me a little early to pull in a daring stunt.
Surely, one is lovable and the other crazy; however, gaining two powerful allies would be even better, if possible even.

>>7883
Then we have this little tid-bit. Something we can find the use for (as the case with Reital's panties), I am sure.

But I digress, this is best reserved for the discussion board.

>>7889
Who the fuck is Reital?

Fuck, if Reaver started even twenty minutes earlier tomorrow than he did today, I could suggest the KOBOLD DEATH KISS and still make it to the festival.

I don't suppose Reaver is watching the thread and can say whether he would maybe by willing to start a bit early next time?

Long shot I know, but I figure I'll ask anyway.

There will be no kobold death kissing in this house!

>>7895
Where is our level up screen, Reaver?

>>7895
Fine.

I don't see why not though, unless you want Mudy to be played as never actively engaging in violence on a personal level, (or more specifically, something as gory as biting out a chicks tongue).

....which on reflection does match up with many of the choices made in what suggestions to ignore, what ones to follow.

Well, whatever, it was just an idea that made sense to me, if you don't want Mudy to be like that, it's your story.

>7904

We can easily still headbutt her.

Mudy's just not going to devour bits of the person he was just making out with.

There's a line.

>>7906
Yeah, I got too caught up in trying to plan the most efficient, coldly logical means of improving Mudy's position, and didn't factor in what he would ethically/emotionally endorse.

You guys are missing the point - right now, Mudy couldn't fight back even if he wanted to.

>As their lips meet Mudy's heart screams in pain - Mudy desperately tries to pull away from this nightmare. ..But his neck begins to grow warm.
>The warmth quickly spreads through his entire body, making him feel numb.. and comfortable.
So comfortable.

Kuhral played us like a fiddle.

>7911

Comfort ain't shit to a Kobold like Mudy. Little guy is going to step up, and show a blutjager cat that nobody fucks with his head, and nobody tries to keep him from his Raital.

>>7822
My reaction:
>As their lips meet Mudy's heart screams in >pain - Mudy desperately tries to pull away >from this nightmare. ..But his neck begins to >grow warm.
>The warmth quickly spreads through his entire >body, making him feel numb.. and comfortable.
>So comfortable.

D'awwww...wait.

>Mudy desperately tries to pull away from this >nightmare. ..But his neck begins to grow warm.
>The warmth quickly spreads through his entire >body, making him feel numb

>neck
>THAT DAMN COLLAR

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>7938
PLAYED LIKE A UKELELE

>>7939
LIKE A DECK OF CARDS

>>7946

LIKE THE VIDYA

>>7907 >>7904 >>7894 >>7886 >>7885 >>7884 >>7882 >>7873 >>7851 >>7847 >>7826
>Bob
I don't want to be a dick or anything, but could you scale it back just a tiny bit?

>But his neck begins to grow warm.

HER KISS - SHE'S TURNING MUDY INTO A NECKBEARD!!

We need to make a freudian slip. Accidentally call her raital.

We might not be fucked. Raital was holding the sword, so while she may fuck us up, when she lets it go she might not remember anything she did or saw while holding the sword. (As was the case with Axebeard.)

>>8047
That is a fair point I suppose

>>8047
She was pretty pissed at us before she was holding the sword as well.


...though that might give us an opening actually..