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Lady Jingling Drifter
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apparently it's been a while since i dumped curiouscat answers on here, so have some of those!
> what riddles do we have to solve to find out who was in that fourth picture?
no riddles, you just might need to do some clever googling
> if camio had a cat what would he name the cat
bastard
> give us some glas fun facts
- has a huge sweet tooth
- loves to read, especially corny romance novels
- thinks history is boring, but he's an information sponge, so he retained most of his lessons anyway
- skilled in fencing and archery
- his handwriting is the worst
> murmur fun facts....
- picky eater. only eats extremely fancy prepared meats (mostly human meat) or greasy earth fast food, nothing in between
- has paintings of himself all over his mansion
- not great at shapeshifting
- has a human bf who he met by kidnapping and intending to eat
> OR FUN FACTS
- has a sweet tooth, but has Opinions on pastries/sweets
- also has Opinions about tea
- their true demon form is a big-ass snake person
- probably has the most human/ex-human connections out of all the demons yall have met so far in hg
- will do anything for the drama
> can a human be turned into a demon? how?
you have to either sign a contract with a demon who then kills you in order to sort of 'sire' you, or you can drink demon blood. the latter is excruciatingly painful and pretty much like intentionally poisoning yourself, only you come out the other end as a cool demon
or you can also just be a really shitty person in life and then die normally
> Why did Satan defect in Hearts, if it's not spoiler?
popular knowledge in hell dictates that satan was not particularly impressed with heaven's leadership at the time, saw hell (under lilith's rule), and was like 'it's free real estate'
then he talked a bunch of other angels into leaving heaven with him and bumping lilith off the throne
> Is the Bible roughly accurate as to like Goetia's history or is it wrong about things? And how do angels, demons, Satan, etc. feel about it? (This is, to iterate, purely within the confines of Hearts Goetia, because I don't want to start Christianity Discourse)
satan is actually friends (kinda) with a priest and LOVES to discuss theology and get into arguments about it. most demons tend to kind of ignore the bible/religion, angels think it's sweet and sometimes attend religious services just to chill out among humans. i would say in regards to the fallen angel stuff that Paradise Lost is maybe more accurate to what happened, though in HG there were two wars between heaven and hell (one when satan defected from heaven, another over some angels trying to kill satan) and then they drew up a treaty so they can't do wars anymore
> Can you like... steal an angel halo? Or is it like attached to them?
it is technically part of their anatomy and extremely painful to them to have it removed. some demons took angel halos and wings as trophies during the two wars with heaven and display them in their estates
> What does Angel meat taste like
"like duck. fatty" - alyssa, who i read this question out loud to
she followed this up with 'because they're birds'
> oh? i would've imagined angel meat tasted like emmental cheese
nah dude it's meat. you can eat an angel meat steak
> what kinda food have they got in hell and what're the HG characters' fav foods?
hell has a TON of different cuisines bc demons will occasionally go to earth, find some human food they like, and steal it and have their chefs reverse engineer it...they canonically do not have ice cream though (heaven does). eating human meat is a widely accepted thing bc humans are considered a lower species, and some demon nobles (murmur) have dinner parties with human as the main course.
as far as favorite foods go here's a list:
glas - literally any kind of trifle
arty - burger with bacon and fried egg
ornias - chocolate covered cherries
camio - lamb stew
eligos - coq au vin
murmur - chicken nuggets though he will CLAIM it's human
jasper - angel meat in a nice white wine sauce
satan - french fries
> Arty likes the Star Wars Prequels confirmed
arty would uncomfortably identify a lot with anakin skywalker, i think
> I think I've asked this before but not in re: hearts goetia and 'tis about to be the season so. Girl Scout cookies. Who walks away avoiding eye contact. Who buys exactly one box. Who can't physically restrain themselves from the samoas. Everything hypothetically GS cookie season related GO
girl scout cookies canonically don't exist in hell (neither does ice cream) and demons either don't know what they are (most of the cast) or make specific trips to earth to force humans they know to buy them (murmur)
arty loves them though
> any camio random fun facts?
- he has a human gf (one of alyssa's characters) who is a firefighter
- he didn't lose his eye in the war
- his leg injury is from the war tho
> What would you describe Hearts Goetia heaven like? Also, I wanna know more about Michael
heaven is slightly more high-tech than hell because angels don't fight all the time and are interested in knowledge and adapting things from human inventions! also they aren't concerned with wealth because they believe that all of god's creations have value and so their economy mostly works on the barter system. they have more of a governmental system in place than hell's monarchy, where the archangels sort of run most things, and gabriel is the boss everyone answers to because they're one of the four who can actually speak to god, and two of those four (uriel and raphael) have been missing for a while...
michael is the head of heaven's military, but they haven't had a war in a while, so she's just chillin now. her and satan have tea on a monthly basis because she still begrudgingly loves her brother, and they bitch about their jobs and the other angels. she hangs out in hell a lot because she likes that demons aren't as reverent of her as angels are, and she thinks it's funny that she's become kind of a sex symbol in hell. also her and satan are twins!
> WHAT ARE CAMIO’S HOBBIES
athletics! he swims in or's pool and has a human gf who he's teaching to sword fight. besides that uh...he probably likes to read? or taught him to read high common script when they were younger so camio probably sneaks into eligos's library and steals historical fiction books about the war
> hearts goetia favorite animals?
glas - sheep
ornias - snakes
camio - horses
eligos - stags
murmur - cat
arty - dogs
satan - humans
> what are art's hobbies. the public needs to know (i need to know)
arty's hobbies are making mixtapes, playing guitar/ukulele, reading horror novels, teaching himself to cook, illicit gambling, fight clubs, and eating bad junk food
> what are the hearts goetia demons favorite muppets?
ornias - miss piggy
camio - sam the eagle
eligos - kermit
murmur - idk maybe also kermit
glas - fozzie bear
satan - also miss piggy
arty - more of a fraggle rock man but he likes gonzo
jasper - has no joy in his heart
> whats the official rank in order for all the demons and angels in hearts goetia? including our mystery friend, if possible? and satan, of course!
satan's the king so of course he's at the top
glas's mom is a princess by virtue of being one of the oldest demons around
glas is technically a prince but he's one of those princes who's like 60th in line for the throne (so are some of his sibs like vetis) but he has a Lot of social power by virtue of being one of the hethsons who was actually raised to be nobility
ornias, eligos, and murmur are all dukes/duchesses from rich families who are in good standing with the nobility, some of glas's other siblings are around here too
foxglove is a duchess by marriage who inherited their title/wealth and is looked down upon by the nobility
jasper is a lord and considered nouveau-riche because he isn't from an old demon family
camio is a servant-turned-lord, it was fairly scandalous when it happened but now people just accept it because he's part of the bathinsons' social circle
arty and mystery friend have no formal rank they're just middle class angels
bonus: marax is a social pariah
> who's the best kisser in hearts goetia
in order from best to worst:
eligos
arty
ornias
foxglove
satan
glas
murmur
camio
jasper
> could i bounce a quarter off camio’s asscheek
i think you have unrealistic asspectations. he's too muscular to have, like, a bubble butt
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