Yeah? Tell me about them. Surely you have one fond memory or story to share about them? Sounds like somewhere inside ya, you cared enough about'em.

dunno man, kids are more perceptive than you think. And well, they're young. Those mistakes, that as an adult you knew weren't that big, to a kid they're formative experiences.

People learn by making mistakes. If you show them love the best you can, they will pick up on that. They will remember the nice things you did for them.

Takes a village to raise a child. The elites intentionally set a standard of two. It's not enough. They grow up stunted or twisted.

You are talking crazy, man.

Kids winge a lot, yes, even into adulthood,but you that doesn't mean they don't like you.
Why don't you text your daughter right now, tell her you love her and send well wishes.

Come on, right now. Do it. I dare you.
Even if she answers something mean, you'll feel way better than if you hadn't said hi.

Buckwheat 2026/09/09(Wed)22:58 No. 1131850 ID: ac2578
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>You should ask Malcolm how to tell the difference between wine stains and something else.
Oh you’re sure you know what kind of stains will be on those clothes without Malcolm’s help.
>veggies, cheap
You head over to the farmer Marten’s stall.

Marten: “Bit late today Eugene. Almost sold out of your regular purchases here.”

You sigh in relief, asking if he’s saved any broccoli or spinach for you. His nose twitches with disgust.

Marten: “Whole square’s been hounding me for it. The appeal of such foul greens is beyond me. Rather a nice farm chicken or a wild jay myself. Surely there’s more you feed on than this Eugene?”

You explain that every species has different needs to sustain themselves, but no. Another farm sources the more meaty meals for dinner. The Hatchet’s farm is a bit more specialized- Oh…seems from that scowl you’ve offended Marten.

Marten: “You lubber-hammering striped stain! After all the Bushlows do to provide for you. To have such gall as to turn your nose in disgust at us.”

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Spinach and corn seem reasonable. You can shuckle the corn after sundown if need be, or just roast it. The peach is pricy but you might be able to make peach-scented soap, or make her majestys clothes smell peachy.

can't beat that value on the corn

You can ask if he wants any soap in trade I suppose, but if spinach anc broccoli are your favorites and the broccoli is marked up, time for spinch.

If he's being weird about it, I suppose we can keep an ear out for any other news and rumors about the Hatchets and Bushlows

Of course spinach and corn!
It's efficient and delicious!

Now enough dilli-dallying, time to coordinate with the royal tailor to perfectly clean this royal dress!

>>1131875
B. Heck, it doesn't even have to be a knife. Just threaten to do horrible things to the human's body. You only have to touch them and you can fully modify them, after all. ...don't be surprised if this turns into a form of bribery.

>>1131876
D

>>1131877
uh
none of these are going to work, are they.
How about J, while becoming too big to get sucked up by whatever that thing is.

A) is nicer than B) and less 'The Thing'. Was 'The Thing' made in this timeline?

C) Ask them if they have any form of body dysmorphia or bodily they'd like permanently cured to their wishes (in a non-jerk genie way). I.e. bribe them with body modding.

D) If anyone asks, you're just someone with dwarfism and/or the standard uniform doesn't fit you. Or 'you have a condition'.

E) Are you light enough to ride the drone(s)? If yes, ride them majestically to freedom (or just hide on top of one while Guy pretends its for safely scouting for slime).

K) Sultry is clearly the way to go.

L) Maximum puppy dog eyes. Make them feel sad about capturing you.

M) Gamer enthusiast mode. Ask them about the powerups.

>>1131877
M) Become Kirby shaped. Poyo!

A
D
K

AFL... heheh.

>>1131723
Yup taste test is the only way to be sure

>>1131704
I believe we have erred.

Apologize to the Boob Priestess for thinking she was a fake. There's no doubt that such a bountiful set of boobs are the real thing. What's it like for her, carrying such a heavy burden?

We could still do lewd things if she wants. Or does she have another quest for us? We've got a request from the Dick Priest for her. Does she know him?

She seems to be a natural sub. We can use this! Boob-carry her to the Dick Shrine and wedge Dick Priest in between!

"No time to explain, we need your help for a HOLY QUEST!"

Also, be gentle with those snipples. Give em a smooch.

>>1131778
Yes.
Apologise and intoduce yourself with a dramatically jiggly pose.

Those might still be a trick, an illusion! Confirm they're real by suckling on some mythical snilk (snake milk). You might get a powerup!

...or those are venom sacs and you get poisoned. 50-50 worth it.

>>1131697

Are you still 'invisible' inside of someone's mind, or can they now actually see and properly interact with you? Might want to go incognito (act like a beach enjoyer, tourist, beach prop or one of those people who serve fancy drinks to rich people at beaches).

>>1131701
>>1131712

If we spook/scare them too much, they'll be startled awake and we'll get ejected! We also don't know if they can manually eject us via lucid dreaming or such.

Looks like they're having a dream about being royal, rich or otherwise luxuriously pampered instead of working a day job (relatable). We can work with this if we play along!

Pretend to be a personal butler/servant, someone who needs their password/code authorization, or the code signed on a document so they can finalize an order for something ridiculously luxurious, expensive or enjoyable. Getting them 'drunk' might also help.

"Monsieur, we have ordered the champagnie fountain, super-yacht, solid gold statue and Japanese-style hot spring full of 'amorous masseurs' as per yesterdays request. We just need your five-digit code to finalize the purchase and they will arrive within ze hour."

If the manager starts to suspect you're not supposed to be here, you could lie that you were supposed to be a nightmare where all the data on their computer gets deleted, but that it's your first day on the job and couldn't get past their genius password. Maybe they'll pity you.

Potential disguise: Ghost Writer, seeking to write a biography of this no doubt interesting person.

If they do figure out that you are trespassing perform a drop kick on the angry individual.

Secret Swimming Spot: ugh, would be so lewd to see Tineola in a swimsuit if we let her know of the secret swimming spot... but we gotta keep it a secret for Saiorse to relax in (and see her in a skimpy swimsuit).
And I'm sure Naomi would want a spot to be alone from Samantha and her nagging.

as for the lens, keep it a secret from Tineola, its a secret to you and (mostly) you alone.

2, as consolation for not having laces. But be quick about it, she might eat you out of shop if left alone for too long (though you can charge her if she eats too much. $) just get a plate with the samples. Be sure to ask for a critique, not just on taste, but mainly how it feels, like texture and thickness and other things.

Bah, secrets are too much work.

Spread the secret, let them both know. Too many secrets will weigh you down, so it wouldn't hurt to share some of the more harmless ones like this. Just ask them not to spread it around too much.

And 2, distract Tineola with fabrics while Samantha does her work.

Use the monocle to see if the moth’s even wearing anything under that dress.

>>1131740
2.
Moths probably dont like to swim.
Itd mess up their fine fuzz and wingscales.

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>Notably, the thumb on Zalkezia's burnt hand was completely unscathed.
Possibly she has some kind of implant- the thumb might be a logical place for identification-tech. That, or Paprika's treatment is transferable. Probably best to keep quiet about it for now.

>Doesn't take much reading between the lines to realize she also doesn't trust you much, and is trying to avoid needlessly spilling exploitable secrets to folks who might be evil, or just crazy.
A regrettably understandable reaction when your first interaction with someone is snapping and yelling trauma in their face.

>she also sneakily starts up a completely separate conversation in Uxphonese hand-sign: passes Nat the note in Cricket's handwriting, >>1130726 gesturally asking "should I?"
Is this the manner of politics Cricket is used to? She makes it sound so dire.

Natalina can't imagine that Cricket intends to harm Malia, and a common background seems a solid basis for establishing a new diplomatic channel after the arkus herself made a mess of directly approaching the princess. (Even the idea of attempted 'cide of one's own family feels foreign to Natalina, but well, she knows very well that not everyone's situation is the same). She signs her assent.

Apparently assisting in first aid improved on her poor first impression for Malia to have asked her in the first place. Although the arkus isn't sure how the exile knew they shared that language- an assumption based on her communication with the

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>>1130970
>Reiko does a triple check on the systems and ensures Princess Zalkezia can't override her authority.
>rolled 20
The "entertainment console" is Turing-complete, outputs directly to control the food printer as well as some life-support functions, and Zalkezia apparently knows its syntax well enough to attempt arbitrary code execution - or at least has a few useful formulas memorized, given how quickly she convinced it to produce medical supplies.

Food printer seems to have some safeguards - there's a long list of things it'll refuse to synthesize and extrude, among which Reiko spots dimethylmercury as well as the active ingredients of cholera and botulinum - but if it gets a request for something it's physically unable to produce (including living cells, solid metal, explosives, or anything at all that's not roughly the size and shape of a hockey puck), that simply gets passed on to the ship's main molecular loom without so much as an "are you sure?"
Said molecular loom is currently out of commission, but there's no need to leave such a security hole wide open. New standing order means the ship won't fabricate anything until Reiko has either signed off on it, or been out of contact for a hundred hours.

>Then she puts on that frilly maid outfit she was planning to show off to Azure.
>And puts on a comically-serious attempt at negotiations to get Zalkezia to start rambling over the cutie.
>rolled 11
Social engineering failed, but it was a very near thing. Could try again with Effort, or when Malia's more

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>>1131367
>Once the princess finishes correctly entering that QR code, upper copy starts to churn, swell, feed on itself, and spread across the whole ceiling, eventually stabilizing
Ah, interesting! The ceiling controls more than just the life support settings; complex images can be stored as codes or ciphers, which it can unpack and display. Zalkezia doesn't seem to have seen this before- which raises the question of who (or when) that pattern was stored in those memory-ant like bottles. (Given the princess' understandable lack of trust, probably not worth spending limited goodwill on asking now, though).

>cryptic diagram vaguely similar to the Pioneer plaque. Format of the labels on certain oddly-positioned dots within that diagram has a striking resemblance to certain symbols the University of Doors was using to refer to the "ballast nodes" of Banded Mesa's inaccessible innermost ring.
What does Natalina make of that? Training in history, perception, and/or transdimensional navigation all seem like they could be relevant. Applying Understanding and one level of Intellect Effort. Might also benefit from a modification if any of the NPCs have relevant insight and are willing to help. Also willing to use a book if any are applicable (the autobiography has some connection to cloud giants, or astronomy might be relevant if there's coordinates for the nightcraft). Taking half an hour to improve relations examining a clue seems worth it and relatively safe- and probably buys plenty of time for Cricket and Malia.

>>1131515
> Zalkezia doesn't seem to have seen this before- which raises the question of who (or when) that pattern was stored in those memory-ant like bottles. (Given the princess' understandable lack of trust, probably not worth spending limited goodwill on asking now, though).
>rolled 9
Conveniently, that spills out from subsequent conversation among the princess's followers, without Nat needing to explicitly ask. There's another native sapient species in Branu's Kiss, known as the "saunukar." They're somewhat humanoid - Devyn is said to resemble one - and on much friendlier terms with the humans in general and Zalkezia in particular, presenting her with gifts (including that set of bottles, in this case) as well as a short traditional poem (more like a treasure map, including mention of the Grinder of Infinities, with just enough formal structure to make it easier to remember) whenever she re-appears.
>trained in history
Based on the few fragments you've picked up of each, sounds like Dramath and Saunukar religious traditions might possibly be schisms from a common source, or the result of indoctrination by long-vanished agents of opposing factions in some larger conflict.

Despite being broadly regarded as friendly, or at least less threatening, apparently saunukar hunt, kill, and eat humans on an almost routine basis, while dramath approximately never do? Temptation to pry with follow-up questions is fierce.

>What does Natalina make of that [cryptic diagram]? Training in history, perception, and/or transdimensional navigation all seem like they could be relevant.
Perception woul

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Reiko does some research, starting with the bottle itself; there are too many fundamental acts of arrogance imposed upon the cosmos to get an accurate reading based on physics extrapolation, but that form of 'liquid map' isn't exactly common. Even the bottle's shape itself seems off, so its style might be from an earlier time period. The datasphere should have some information on when the bottles were popular and among who, and from there Reiko can download a few star maps during those time periods and see which ones almost line up with the map.

Well there doesn't seem to be immediate danger, you've been in her presence for a bit now and nothing's happened. Why not team up? investigation partners

>>1131500
ok, so I'm not gonna translate the ones included here but it seems you skipped a few posts?

>>1131493
It's just me now.

>>1131495
Here. Where else is there?

(I'm skipping >>1131494 myself cause I can't read Lilaese still)

>>1131519
Shoot, you're right. I think I caught the thread mid-update.

>>1131494
It can't be just you. Where are you from?

I guess this means the white hiver doesn't know of the world outside the Tower. Though I guess we don't either? I just assumed there's places other than the Tower.

Ask where she woke up. Also, when.

So, she has Silksong-style regeneration/wound binding. Good to know!

Her arms also look ridiculously thin/fragile, a thin as strands of silk! Either they're EXTREMLY durable and/or flexible to prevent them snapping like twigs, or I'm overthinking it / it's just the artistic depiction.

On the topic of Iris being hungry, Iris is chewing off her arm-blades. Are those made of weak-but-sharp silk/bone/chitin, or is Iris's bite able to chew through rock/steel?

Probably tell her that before it chews the rest of her armblades ot uselessness.

Ask her if your 'respawn' method (i.e. reforming from a puddle of goo/dissolving into one on death) sounds familiar - maybe her 'Hive' has a similar thing? And might help explain your (assumed) immunity.

She might not be directly responsible in any case. Could be another of her kind/species out there who bled their red liquid in the wrong place, or the red liquid affects her differently than the black hive (i.e. it's a third party of its own).

Is the red liquid is 'normal' for her? Is that her 'normal' blood or is it unusual for her too?

Also, ask her (delicately) about the eye on her forehead / Iris's head. Is it controlled / functional or sort of has a mind of its own, like a parasite or symbiote?

you're obligated to win the race, so you'd better start hoofin' it

Let's just see how well you do when you keep the mask on the whole time.

Come to think of it, why the hell don't you get an airtight helmet instead?

it would be a sign of disrespect not to do your best to beat your friend

>>1131506
Quick! Tell her if you win shes buying lunch!
Otherwise you dont get anything out of it!

Heheheh
Yes... yes...
Whoever loses, the audience wins.

>>1131506
Hang on. Pikke was real quick to dismiss her sister. She's hiding something. If you win, make her tell you what is up with her sister. And buy lunch anyway.

>>1131307
She confessed! It's so cute how she's slowly working up the courage to give herself to us! And it looks like Hax reminds her of someone; that should be an interesting topic of conversation while we're playing with our new toy.

Here's an idea, Hax. While you're making Ahn unwittingly strip for us, move your own avatar like you're her mirror image. Rub your hands over yourself and see if she can figure out what we're doing to her before we're finished.

Since we all know where this is going, let's make it more exciting by inserting a special "gift" into her mind that will activate when she has an orgasm. And when we tell her about it, don't say what it does. If she wants to get out of it, all she has to do is not cum. That shouldn't be too hard for her, right?

Now, what should we put in her gift? I'm thinking that every orgasm saves a "snapshot" of her mental state. The pleasure, her sensory input, her recent thoughts and memories, her positive emotions, any negative emotions that enhance the pleasure (like that erotic fear she's feeling right now), all preserved forever in a memory that she'll perfectly recall whenever her mind wanders that way.

Establish a safeword, as this is basically a BDSM session and consent is important in the end.

>>1131347
Good idea.

If Ahn ever wants us to stop, REALLY stop, she should say "pomegranate". Easy to remember, hard to mistake for something else if she starts saying it but can't get it all out in the moment.

>>1131307
If you're worried about Ahn's consent, we could install a mental "Escape" key that she can activate at will to undo any changes or controls we put in her mind. That will make sure she's as safe as she can be and won't have the potential risk of a simple verbal agreement.

Unless... you want her to be dependent on us for mercy. We could instead give her a switch that only sends us a signal, and leaves the act of freeing her up to us.

Well, Jack? You're the boss. What do you think?

Put on your best sexy therapist voice, doing sexy therapy.

>>1131193
This!

Nipple pasties (with tassels) and she also made herself an F-cup again.

Tight spandex for showmanship

>>1131191
>>1131193

For sure.
And the bow is essential
As is the big cat like smile.

>>1131194
seconding the mesh + bow

Silicon 2026/08/23(Sun)20:02 No. 1131205 ID: fe0c85
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To your left there are five more doors, two of which are marked with glyphs. The closest door appears to lead to a bathroom. The door at the very end of the hallway is open. You can hear indistinct chatter coming from there.
The hallway also continues around a bend to the far left.

What now? Follow the voices? Or try some doors?

>>1131202
Ah shit. If anyone was listening to that, they know your login too, since you told them about your identity issues.

>>1131205
Why is there a bathroom? You don't eat solid food. I guess just for peeing? Well, go if you gotta go I guess. Kindof surprised you haven't had to since being confined to quarters.

Eavesdropping could be useful, but aside from that... maybe the captain's quarters has a keyboard?

Peek in the captains room for a keyboard

Check out some doors, starting with the WC. It's gotta be a joke.

Yeah, of course we are going to enter captain's quarters. They are ours now!

But wait!

Let's lean in and listen to the conversation down the hall before claiming our rightful new position.

>>1131084
Give the book a monocle bookmark and tophat. Unless it wants aovely bonnet instead.

>>1131071
Can we reshape the magic cap into something different looking, but still functional (e.g. cowgirl hat, tiara, valkyrie headdress, laurel..)? The current cap doesn't inspire godhood.

Also, it might fall off if not secured. Maybe get a chin strap for it so you don't lose it, or have it stolen.

Suggestion 2026/08/18(Tue)03:33 No. 1131090 ID: e84bf6
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Monocle and top-hat for book.

Bonnet as alternative and whatever colors the book fancies more.

Nalthar 2026/08/18(Tue)03:35 No. 1131091 ID: bb0461
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I don't have my computer, so sketchy priest robes for our sketchy goddess

Suggestion 2026/08/18(Tue)04:21 No. 1131093 ID: e84bf6
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>>1131071

Golden ring jewelry, a goddess-like toga and a laurel-wreath version of the magic cap for the proper 'goddess' look.

A priestly/cult-like for Aloe, with her staff's symbol.

Both outfits have exposed knockers / a boob window, to allow room for the enhance knockers spell.

tell her the tour sounds lovely and ask her to lead the way.

Just remember to ask a lot of questions so she has to focus on you just as much as the tour and to keep your subtle manipulations going on her whenever she looks your way or talks to you. Once the manipulations start getting her noticeably aroused start acting like you're getting more comfortable around her and become a little more clingy. As in moments when you can't think what to talk about walk close enough for your shoulders to touch or even try and hold her hand if you think she wouldn't mind. If she tells a joke or a happy story give her a quick hug when expressing your own joy. And every time the two of you touch make the subtle pleasure rise slightly for when your touch last longer then a moment or in instances where the contact is brief give her a sharp and large amount of pleasure but make it so quick it could easily be dismissed as a trick of her mind.

Other than that go through the tour and show genuine interest in both what she's talking about and in her, be friendly and kind and show you're starting to open up to her yourself and trust her more, and never leave her side to keep the manipulations up even if she tries to distance herself from you to make it seem like she is getting hella worked up around you.

Oh and on a side note, if she ever makes any remarks or jokes about dating, hanging out, or just being around you give a small jolt of pleasure to her only slightly more noticeable then what you're doing to her normally to "encourage" these thoughts and a much sharper and stronger jolt if she ever mentions anything about sex or making out to you, while you yourself will always take such questions or remarks as her just being friendly and opening up to you to keep up the air of innocents you're trying to build up.

I’m liking what I’m hearing! Let’s also use our subtle rewards system for any time she interacts with her new flower. We’ve given her an object that she associates with us~ That object should quickly become her favorite thing, and if she gets pleasant tingles from looking at and/or touching it, that’ll certainly speed the progress along~ Gives us an extra hook to wiggle into her heart. “Ohhhh~ Why do I feel like this when I pay attention to the flower?? Do I feel the same way about… him??? *looks at us and the feeling intensifies* M-Maybe…” Every little detail counts~

I still say that, A SHRUBBERY [dramatic music] would be an excellent gift. It could have more of the same type of flower, and/or if you really wanna demonstrate your demiurge-like powers, make it somehow grow to chop down the mightiest tree in a forest, A HERRING [dramatic music]

I’ve just realized, if we have power over space, if we bend it properly, could we do time dilation? Something to think about~

>>1130866
As much fun as that would be, I don't think it's that easy. Nehm said that time magic was green and that no Timeline gem is known to have that power.

fight fite fitghe! Punch it outta the air!

They fired a nuke
let's fire a conquest back

Get your best hackers to disarm the nuke, then roll it in alongside your army as a deterrent and charge into the Coalition.

>>1130327
What if we flew up to it, grabbed it, then turned it around to blow up the humans?

Ah, I didn't even realize the BUZ text could be translated, I wasn't paying attention.
>>1126291
Left: BUZZ
middle: DRESS
right: SMELL

>>1126466
Top down, left to right.
PRIDE
FREEDOM
DREAMLESS
FERVOR
FURY
STINGER
VERMIN

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Listen a bit longer.

Dude is a time-traveller.
That shit's dope af!

I guess I'd lean towards the mortal disguise. You're not at risk, so playing with a lower power bank isn't that big of a deal.

>Payment
*Ahem* *Cough* *Reads Notes* -is it the prostate or - oh crap, should rewrite that part... aaand... there. *Deep Breath*
You shall transform Ho’kaoko into your three-headed anthropomorphic penis.

>>1123568
Quick question: This is a dungeon and presumably has delvers in it, could you do the whole demon classic of - find someone in a dire situation and offer them a deal for help - thing? Could be a way to get summoned by someone already in the place we're aiming for and gives you an automatic minion to act on your will.

TLDR: Become a warlock patron

tail...

hey maybe weird question but that guy that used to be in charge that was turbo awful that you ate wouldn't happen to be your tail now would he

Get summoned by an isekai protagonist mortal. Become their 'isekai superpower/cheat' by letting them fuck/eat others to gain power, eat/fuck your way up to the wizard, claim your prize. Let them keep their permanent pervy enhancements afterwards and gain a potential sex-friend.

On the topic of the horn though, can't we just visit a realm with some giant leviathan skeleton (e.g. some place where a titan died and its bones are now part of the terrain), or a realm of death/undeath and just saw off a horn from a skeleton?

Question: Do your boobs/milk count as a cornucopia of its own? Haviel having a personal portal to one of your mommy milkers sounds like a great gift for an intimacy angel.

Make Vornos, fuck corpos, get fed

You still have yet to actually Vore anyone yet. Why not film yourself losing your pred cherry to the entire city. You could even see about inviting Daxter, either as prey or a co-pred.

Imagine that. Two new preds having there first time together at the same time. Hot as Fuck

Get fed and make Vornos

Being pregnant with high end eggs seems like a good excuses for why you shouldn't get splattered just yet if you *do* sign up for vornos after, also pregnant preds are hot and would make for a great seĺling point if we go for vornos at the same time...
Anditwouldbereallyhotifyougotchurnedanywaay

played a little game called hoard which is basically being a dragon selling a mlm pyramid scheme with kobolds selling it further and further getting fatter and fatter on there wealth and getting eaten either when they got broke at the bottom of the chain of sales being unable to sell it further or becoming too tempting of a target, feels like something that would happen in this city

Getting egged is a good excuse for getting fed. Gotta sate those pregnancy cravings.

>>1130306
Just shove the mana into the hammer tail. No reason not to put it there, and if she won't listen to reason, might as well be direct.

>>1130336
can we not

seriously, can we stop sexually harassing the protagonist

>>1130414
The topic of sex already came up, dumbass.

>>1130303
How does the resurrection matrix work, if it's not necromancy?

>>1130416
Yeah, and she has made it increasingly clear each time she doesn't like it.

>>1130336
I'll take this back and would delete it if I could, as I thought of a better suggestion but it doesn't really make sense along with that one:

>HOW DO YOU THINK A DUNGEON WOULD GET LAID?!
That reminds me, I don't think you've told us the origin of dungeons and their spread. Was every existing dungeon crafted via magical means, were they spontaneously spawned during the world's creation, or do they have some form of reproduction? Dungeons can't move on their own, so it's hard to imagine how it's possible, asexual or not. Unless... the Dungeon Game is part of the process, and adventurers work as pollinators of a sort? Plus the new core has to be moved to a new location so you don't have an overlapping dungeon layout... I'd guess the denizens would be responsible for that.

well, if you aren't in any danger, might as well see how she's doing
she'll probably freak out, if she isn't unconcious

>>1129470
No blood trail from the kitchen. So that wound was not caused there, or it was a minor wound that they kept from bleeding much until now.
If you have any medical training this would be a good time to use it. If not, ask if there's a medic on board. Actually, one-handed medical care is pretty bad so you probably shouldn't try to help directly. Go find someone that can help.

Ask those folks what just happened.
Do we ready in case they turn hostile. If Roderick is anything to go by, these guy are mischievous.

Wait, is that two Rodericks?

They aren't screaming for a doctor. Quickly sneak up behind one and either knock them out or chokehold. Take them hostage and force the other to back off.

Curt 2026/07/17(Fri)03:18 No. 1129408 ID: 3b309f
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: Remember when we could fit inside vents?
: We were eight years old.
: And we still got stuck that one time.
: Being stuck in that was almost, but not exactly, what it's like to be eaten by a large snake.
: Never tell me the similarity between anything and being eaten by a snake.
: They should really make those bigger. It's a detecting hazard.
: They did. Maintenance hallways.

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>: That looked like a cult construct. What do we know about those?

: She's definitely back there...
: Saw something big moving.
: What was it?
: Red glow, bulky.
: Angular?
: Geometric, even. And multiple glowing spots. "Cult" construct.
: Brewed up dozens of the things back when they got a full head of steam.



: What do we know about that?
: Bloodletter constructs officially don't exist.
: Unofficially...

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I mean... you *could* ask about it. Is that a good idea, or is the Unofficial Company Protocol Guide just offering the safest option that would please the investors? You sure can't go in there without it tearing you to shreds.

...right?