Stun it by asking a deep philosophical question, then run around it to the door.

Get height advantage, climb on the desk do if it gets close you can hop the divider. Then you'll have the breathing room to aim a shot.

>>1099810
The danger there, of course, is that we are a feeble academic and it is a muscle beast. The ones growing tired and slow? It is us, most likely. We should probably play to our brainy strengths - using tools and our environment (e.g. doors, electrical hazards, material properties), our smaller form (maybe can fit through tighter spaces), maybe hiding, uhhhh tactics?

>>1099809
Run away. If you can't get enough distance to blast it then leave the room and hope it can't open doors.

Persistence running would be a good idea
Keep throwing objects to tire it out

Baron 2024/11/14(Thu)22:14 No. 1099798 ID: 855371
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Oooh is that anything like the slime sock? I love doing that!

"SLIME SOCK!"

"What dAAAUGH!"

Baron 2024/11/14(Thu)22:14 No. 1099799 ID: 855371
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"OH GODDESS WEPT MY EYES!"

"Come on Loquui we're not done yet."

"Ah-haha-heeem. Did Loquui do good?"


>Shokzali is blinded by Tuglavu
>Have Loquui restrain her!
>Go high while Loquii goes low!
>CHEESE IT!

High and low!

Loquui do very good. Now go for the legs!

>>1099798
Yes it is just like slime sock, in some ways it is slime sock

Grab her weapon and tell her she does not want to be blind forever, so she should surrender
Wait until she can see you through tuglavu-dosed eyes, then go for the stupid seduction

10/11 Hop 2024/11/13(Wed)16:09 No. 1099739 ID: 3f89df
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Wilabo adds: "Welp, I was orignally planing to study for the really important question that's been on my mind, but then the whole, y'know- forced teleportation thing happened. Not saying that I'm against the whole most of my day be spent doing something else, but it kind of has to be important, or something I'd like to do; Not saying I didn't enjoy the exercise break Hop, Don't get me wrong, but I've been spending an large ammount of time goofing off." She looks at both of us with a weird glare.
Alex looks at her back defensively. "Hey don't get the wrong idea, me and Hop were just thinking of doing our regular exercise routines; and decided to add you guys and put a sprinkle of Magical training alongside it, There's no obligation to continue our group like we did last time. No need to put all the Obligation on Hop, specifically, If any of you guys wished to continune, We could vote again, or just do something I personally wish to do, or be the leader."

11/11 Hop 2024/11/13(Wed)16:10 No. 1099740 ID: 3f89df
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"I also had some ideas on stuff to do today, but in retropsect, It's not as important as my connection with my lil fluffy friend he says putting his arm around to mine. Of course, if that's what you want" He looks at me his eyes almost pleading for me to come along, but not showing any direct decisions, as to not look controlling.

And then like most things the decision; turns to what I should do next.

>>1099740
Are...are we supposed to choose? We should go with him.

How cute. Yeah, go with him. Will continue strengthening your bond with him

Huh. Well Iceli either prefers to be carefree or is in denial. Wilabo seems to be a good match for her as she can keep her safe. Or at least less unsafe. Either way we're Wilabo's wingman (winggal?) because tight bonds lower the odds of a kill by either as one escaping means risking never seeing them again at all. Stay with Alex but do suggest the two should "go have fun" as a group. Er perhaps with less implications. Oh by the way Hop. Since that whole thing with the ultinian I'm curious if ultinians can be redeemed? Perhaps you could convince her to swap to ultravisc or at least stop... being one of the ultinians? (Do I have that backwards? Either way question stands.)

Food, huh?
...is there somewhere nearby we can get some food that isn't attached to a person?

Do we still have the sticky bun we can feed it with?

Oh yeah we have the sticky buns. Give the ghost some buns in exchange for information.

>>1099653
Buns i have and i shall share
Because our lives you chose to spare
Our question we shall surely make
As you feast upon my cake
I must assure i talk of food
And nothing even slightly lewd
I am a young lady of class
These are baked goods, theyre not my ass.

Someone think of a question quick, i burned out my thinky parts rhyming

Toss ‘em the bunbag and ignore Riley.

Apologies and buns for you,
In trade for answer straight and true.
To cut it quick, a simple tell,
What’s going on here, what the hell?

Or if you want a ghost to find someone Spirited away, replace the last two with:

Snack on those, there should be many,
Now please tell, how to find Penny?

This is suspicious, but too convenient not to look into. Seems like your (rather, Jack's) horny wish come true.
Accommodations, apparel, and appetite: is any of that covered? Important to know if you're stuck with your roommate, and might have to meet them naked.
How are points (and dares) tracked and exchanged? It's effectively a currency, and you should find out how it works.
What's the breadth of the goods and services? It's unlikely, but as motivation, consider this: Tobak AI Boyfriend.

Why do you need to make a wish to get laid? You already have us to yell at you if you aren't feeling confident. Ignore this creepy stalker and go sign up for a dating site. If he really wants to meet you so badly, he'll have to wait in line like the rest of the guys/dick-havers/folk down to peg you(?) that you match with. No cutting!

>>1099661

Sorry google became a verb in one of our civilizations, it was a brand name of a search engine, we forget that translations sometimes are wonky. It's a form of 'genericide', like how aspirin is acetylsalicylic acid, and Kleenex is paper tissue and Band-Aid is adhesive bandage. You have the same sorts of things happen, right? Even if you don't have a free market economy (we don't know one way or another), there should still be brands, yea?

Anyway... so how well do you know if really skeevy dangerous businesses that lie a whole bunch... are those a thing here? Does the government do a good job at handling and preventing that kind of thing? Are there reputable that list reviews and whether or not something is a scam? Where do consumers go to educate themselves on if something is a good or a bad idea? For that matter, where would you go to find real, reputable information on being Called?

>Can't look at guys in loincloths cuz I get horny.
I think you may have actually suffer from some early stage of nymphomania.

Like, clinically. You should go to a professional about that before joining to anything.


Speaking of, let's ask some questions to this "Jack."
How big is this club? What things of note does it do besides these fights? What was your very private wish? Was it fame? Was it the heart-shaped spot? Was it causing money to appear every time you strip naked?

And, didn't you die on the way to your homeworld?!

Being hypersexual is generally described as an experience 'like torture'. IE, joke all you want but most people who have it describe it as being really really bad and unpleasant.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/11/06(Wed)07:51 No. 1099441 ID: 65be43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cNA1DOzSQQ

>>1099441
Inner thoughts to Hopkins and "Peregrine":I am fine with this idea, but it's also a good idea to try and get two birds with one stone. I say we also use the Smile of Essence as a backup but also hint at our stringy college's former allies. Only enough to drag them out as well.

>>1099455
*flips through notes* Living painting, living painting... ah, right. I'll concur with Corax then. If we flat out say that the painting told us, then Happy will know we're bluffing, as why haven't we arrested him then?

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/11/11(Mon)08:09 No. 1099628 ID: fffdf0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eekw5g6IxfY

>>1099628
Very well.
*Corax stands and re-enters the room*

Thank you all for your patience. Some new evidence has come to light that pertains to you all. After review of the interrogation of the living painting Mad World, it has been determined that we have a more substantial credibility to the identity of Happy as the painting living Mad World has been in contact with him and has turned over more evidence.

Should any of you have any information that can corroborate Mad World's testimony on Happy, we will take it at this time.

A3

Don't get cocky. Are you sure she isn't a distraction from the real assassin?
B4, and quickly.

>>1098083
you know
she seems more prideful than smart

maybe you can use that?
find out what she can do AND get someone to watch your back for a full second without getting distracted by ass. even if she cant do garbage beginners tend to be lucky right?
something like
"ok kid tell you what, iv dealt with a LOT of would be killers in my years. show me what you can do to the next chump to try and jump me.
if you impress me well have a fight. maybe ill even show you a couple moves that never made there way down here before."

Suggestion 2024/11/03(Sun)09:26 No. 1099322 ID: 681cb5
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While we wait for the next update, I’m currently running a vore tournament set in this universe that might interest readers of this quest over at my furaffinity. Do come and vote if you’re interested.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/58706626/
In other news, an update is being worked on, but Scion of the Old Blood will probably be priorities for now.

>>1099322
So that rat ana would she not be trying to make herself as tasty as possible slather on sauce and fattened?

>>1099617
Aww. Fetch the poor guy his horns.

>>1099617
"Uh... okay, that's... progressive? The jerk neighbors I used to live with said everyone with horns deserved to go to hell, and... screw those guys?"

They're just goats...

>>1099617
Curious, there's no difficulty understanding him.

Help him up and return his horns. Explain that you are foreigners who have come to this land to settle.

I will smuggle you into Heaven! I will have you know that not having horns is a very silly requirement to go to Hell. My people don't have horns and they've been doing just fine. Let me help you up, and give some food, see if you are down in the dumps after that.

Ah, nice! Let's... not worry about what happened in the side-story, methinks. Whatever happened there isn't our issue, and we don't even know that it exists.
Right, looking for another part of ourselves. The sign looks semi-promising, it'll at least help us get a bearing on where to go first. I imagine the part of us that's holed up in these dingy woods is at least a LITTLE bit secluded, so we're not gonna find them easy.

lets go walking and go kick some void ass

>>1099345

Quickly give a shout out to OSHA for setting the kind of guidelines and proper safety measures needed to build such a safe and enjoyable Gondola.

Also, it sure is dark, I guess we oughta like, find a place to sleep that's safe and nice and comfy... like some sort of "HOUSE OF RESPITE FOR THE WEARY".

Maybe, while on the way, ask Mirrow if they know about any constellations or neat space facts since it's just up there. Being there.

Ask Mirrow if they see the large "Chapter Three" in the sky or if you are going nuts.

Mirrow is so cool.

We can read, right? What does the sign say?

[7/7] MIDNASTER 2024/11/10(Sun)01:08 No. 1099577 ID: 4591f8
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Treachery: "Would you like some pancakes, miss Spite?"

(You are awake.)

Among many things, you wonder where the hawk is right now.

As well as why there is a tarp on your head.

MIDNASTER 2024/11/10(Sun)02:20 No. 1099580 ID: 4591f8
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Spite (You): "Um. I have a question..."

I think it might be time to say goodbye to the baby. But also maybe don't go outside until momma hawk picks up her chick.

Can my kid and I get those pancakes to go?

>>1099505
I guess the nailed plank could serve as a weapon.
You could try to use a pole to pry up the garage door, maybe... Or try to force the lock on the gate with the hammer and screwdriver. Use them like a hammer and chisel? Do you have any idea how to pick a lock? You have most of the tools needed here, you're just missing something thin enough to put into the lock and manipulate the pins.

If you can pry up the garage door you could put the plank(s) under it to keep it propped up. Hmm, you could even use the pliers and hammer to blunt the opening so it's less dangerous, but hammering it would be very loud.

Well you could twist all the barbs away, but that would take a long time. Propping up the garage door seems quickest.
And keep one of the poles as a weapon, or the nail plank. Whichever isn't too heavy.

Aw that hammer isn't broken. It's just been shortened for use with smaller paws/hands. You could use the (shortened) hammer and the screwdriver to probably bust the hinges off that door and climb the ladder. Problem is, that's gonna be LOUD!

Just try to pick a lock with that screwdriver. And keep it for now, it should work as a shiv.

Explain that you actually hadn't sent the song. That is why you were investigating.

>>1099286
So, we should probably get those pages away from him.

You did have those pages delivered to Multero, as well as Kalez. You tasked Eeyful with informing them of the situation.

Explain that you are surprised, not that he has the pages, but that he's chosen to sing the songs from them despite knowing their source. Clarify further that you're concerned of potential charms hidden within them, either to affect the reader of the page or those listening to the melody.

>>1099323
this

I agree that you should say you didn't send him the song.

>>1098984
This

Brett 2024/11/04(Mon)17:36 No. 1099394 ID: 0d1c28
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Brett goes to the top of the stairs

Brett: "Hey Dean! where you at?"

Does something happen when Brett reaches the top of the stairs, does he hear something?

He can hear someone fooling around in one of the rooms. Its the perfect opportunity to try and scare them.

Unrelated random survivor crashes through door, pivots across the railguard, falls on head and goes crazy.

>>1099400

I don't have anything better cooking in my noggin, so I'mma support this.

>>1094116
Why would they execute you now when they could do it live for the ratings or whatever? They don't need an excuse, its not like the audience is going to know if they're lying.

I guess just keep the pick under you until you free your head.

Derringer stock? Lockpick? This feels like the sort of thing we shouldn't convert into something else immediately. The potential is worth more than a toothpick launcher at the moment.

The new guys could be useful. If they're really that talented, then if we can spring them, they might be a big enough distraction to cover whatever we're doing. The downside is that they might be loose enough canons that we get caught in the crossfire. Communication is gonna be limited, but scoping out exactly what their talents are and how dangerous they would be to us should be a high priority.

>>1094056
What's that in the lower-left corner? It looks kind of irregular, not intended, especially with the discoloration. Does it go somewhere, is it a pipe, or just a random, unintended hole from a stray gunshot or something? Did someone punch it and leave blood around the jagged edges?

That toothpick is going to turn into your life line here. Might even be able to use it as a lockpick.

If you made a low-grade gun with the Concealment trait, something prone to failure and nigh-incapable of firing but with a supernatural chance of evading discovery, you could put the splinter in its hole.

No matter what, continue to make getting unstuck your primary focus. The chances of you getting killed for "resisting" shoot way up if you're still stuck in place when your turn at trial comes around. And if you do actually decide to resist, this is an extremely disadvantaged position from which to do so.

In the meantime...

"So, Barbara; I know one half of why you're here - you were found guilty of something death penalty-worthy regardless of whether you actually did it. But if this trend of 'special talents' continues... what special ability have you supposedly got that made the authorities extra scared of you?"

Come to think of it... this whole production seems wildly unprofessional for the purpose it's supposedly serving. There's duct tape holding down the intercom button. The way the 'contestants' have arrived is inconsistent in several ways. There are robot guards, but they're wielding wooden spears - and they aren't even in particularly good shape.

Actually... try asking everyone where they're from, come to think of it; specifically, where they were arrested and sentenced. Compare stories in full (assuming the new guys can take their tape off now that they aren't being watched), making no assumptions about details like that. I'm still of the theory that this whole show isn't legitimate, at least beyond a certain point. A front for some criminal group underbid for the right to handle the "disposal" of death-row inmates from various places - that only some inmates had to sign paperwork could suggest they're from different places with different laws and procedures pertaining to prisoners' rights. The goal, of course, is to recruit different criminals with supernatural abilities and help them 'disappear' off the living record to become everymen with no history and thus theoreticall

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Chocomaca 2024/10/27(Sun)11:27 No. 1099103 ID: 263194
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>>1099039

I could assign the genetitans to attack the comms, the servants cabins in the rear or the main engine housing and immobilize the yacht.

When we arrive on the main landing deck, which is the only possible landing site for the whole entourage of mine as a uniform group, the door opens and a shady figure approaches me from the pleasure barge interiors.

"Ahhh, My Star Empress, I've been waiting for this encounter... but alas as I know my both Gene-angels would tear your troops down into their flesh even with blunt melee weapons, tho they're sharpened tonight, I would come to parly, for to avoid unneccessary loss of life, mi Highness. Not because of hospitality, but because of your fleet pointing its whole arsenal at my Planet. You will however, be taken as an insurance policy, Now. ACTIVATE!"

Well - What the fuck! My instruments feed in two energy entrapments activating at once he shouts his command. I have a time capsule of 5 milliseconds to decide emergency functions of my energy-cloaked suit.

Energy feedbacks recieved:
>> Anti-teleportation field activated surrounding the barge, I could still dive off the edge and try teleport from the air but at the risk the field would be too wide and I would hit the ground before I managed to escape. Leaving my troops fighting on the barge to their potential deaths without my supreme guidance.

>Potential emergency actions:
>DASH off Deck- cost 5 milliseconds

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Decide actions, basic saving throw is 1 against d10, if the number matches the save is effective.

>> Web Entrapment Field launching from the direction of the upper bridge or cabins ahead. We have to roll 5 d10 saving throws against energy enwebment, which we have +5 against from ethereal shape field generators. //The enwebment is in milliseconds timing and no non-supernatural martial training affects the saving throw further.
>Ethereal Form Supercharge Saving Throw +5 Action cost 5 milliseconds

This.

It has less risk of the MC going splat and we sill have our retune.

Chocomaca 2024/11/01(Fri)03:57 No. 1099259 ID: 263194
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Shadow Saved!
Praetorians: Bowyer Enwebbed! Drazzle Enwebbed! Cyclops Enwebbed! Primer Saved!

Chocomaca 2024/11/01(Fri)04:17 No. 1099260 ID: 263194
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Enwebments

(Paused)

>Nothing
That’s cool I guess, doesn’t beat something though. Something is waaaay better.

turn the candle on

Enable Dowsing option:

This better be a real quest or I will give you a spam-kin'.

I get the feeling theres a pair of mice with a clipboard taking notes as we bash our collective heads against this maze...

Hm.
Maybe its pictographic?
Responds to images.
Not normally the done thing to post an image unbidden in someone elses quest though so...

>>1099153

Loot Drop:
> Cinders of Ambition: The broken shards of the would-be Flame Empress' Heart still smolder with an unmistakeable intensity and perhaps a longing. Perhaps Magnus will know best how to harness it.

This can be used to upgrade a flame element item or craft a new item entirely we can debate. If used for an upgrade:
> Relevant Effect ++
> Corruption +++

>>1099153
All their possessions are briefly available to the taking, giving the had ventures a few seconds to grab something until the other princesses take over.

IF the adventurers had pledged themselves to a princess, their chosen slime would gain control of the territory, soldiers, etc. But since they're officially neutral atm, the area either goes to a random princess, or whomever the adventurers are NOT planning to support.

>>1099153
Obviously she comes back as a minislime version of herself, to serve as a combat pet and/or onahole

>>1099153
>>1099158
Flavour text
You've heard of Thunder-thighs, now prepare yourself for Magma-Thighs!
Some kind of stort plot about taking the shattered Core of the fallen princesses to make a barrier yo hold back the corruption in place of their mother since she's gone Awal

>>1099173
Slime princess in a jar. Collect them all!

>>1099134
Addendum; Or, perhaps even more worryingly in an attempt to prevent our own future from coming to pass europe was intentionally nuked by the mutineers or a radical faction of mutineers (a victory lap was mentioned in the dream, someone took things too far…). Destroying Europe could have been a desperate gamble to have things turn out differently.

Didn’t work though, because here we are again, different players, same events. Guess its just human nature.

>>1099134
I'm not sure we caused the nuclear blasts. Those may have been part of the colonization efforts. The "victory lap" that broke the camel's back.
Regardless, both Disquiet and Rage agreed that it had to be done. They were both certain that it was necessary to kill everyone, because of what was at stake.

>>1099132
Do you remember what was at stake?

Dear god, we are time colonists.

But what does that have to do with orbital nuclear bombardment of ancient Rome? Was that... why "it was necessary?" They weren't trying to stop Rome's ostensible evil, so much as set up shop there? And you fucked shit up so they couldn't? Why nuclear, then? It'd make the whole place unusable! The colonists already left the moon and took over Rome, and you... had no other way to breach their planetary defense systems?

This is getting nowhere. Are... are you "kid?" Are you OK?

Maybe if you can find security logs from the medical bay you can find out what was in the box she smuggled in. (Or maybe the boxes they use there are like the one you found the pipe bomb in.)
Also, a club, huh? I hope it was in habitat 3. Maybe you could go there to relax.

And I suppose we should keep some brain cells on the lookout for "the thing we were supposed to do". Nothing occurs to me yet, but maybe it'll click for somebody else.

>>1098291
with your sharp beak

>>1098297
This is the way.

Grimothy 2024/10/14(Mon)21:05 No. 1098608 ID: 0d1c28
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Grimothy snaps Rhonda's belt

Rodrick flails on the ground and slices Khonda's weapon

Round five

Enemies and allies will take turns acting
Select a single character to act and explain what they do

-CT01 Grimothy
-CT02 Konda

That thing is totally still safe to fire, Khonda. Shoot it point blank at Rhonda.

Konda: pistolwhip Rodrick. weapon can still work as a melee weapon.

It won't do for the leadership to appear above their people. Take part in the orgy, its good for morale.

>>1098546
Get with her fancy style, not the orgy.

... serious question, is there any reason we can't pick all three options?

Right here, right now, as an example to the crew.

Let's make it our mission to ensure love isn't completely absent here either. That takes time, and a quick review of whatever trashy romantic fiction you can scrape of your ship databases. The latter you can discuss with her at dinner, or view with her in her chambers.

The Wroknir method of forming alliance is a fine one. Consider the merits of adopting the tradition for yourself. Embrace your inner xenophile!