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1119525 No. 1119525 ID: ca1cc7 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

You are a terrible Cone Nosed Dimshoob,
Your hobbies include
-Having big ass listeners
-Hiding your freakish arms under your coat
-Day Drinking
-Not being drawn on model

Your main actions include
-Inspect
-Store object
-Place object
-UPCRAFT object
-Fall asleep
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No. 1123593 ID: fd169b

Whoa Justice is tall. or maybe not its hard to tell in this void.

place object justice beside the tree and let her do her thing
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No. 1123595 ID: a6de65

JUSTICE! it is time to enact judgement upon these heinous fowl! also you're very beautiful.
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No. 1123605 ID: 847683

>>1123570
Oh shit.
Shes blinded and got a sword! Make sure you dont frighten her or shell start blindly swinying about
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No. 1123811 ID: 06a3f3

Tell Justice her dress is falling off, in case she can tell.

Then tell her the bad things the tree has been doing.
Inspect the heart of the tree to know if it is evil and unrepentant, so we may....uh...take it to tree jail or something.
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No. 1123816 ID: 0c2899

STORE Justice in your heart.

UPCRAFT Mercy so that it becomes an object also.

STORE Mercy in your heart.

UPCRAFT your island into a bigger island.


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1114153 No. 1114153 ID: a6401c hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

A wholesome slice-of-life starring the Yamelle-Damas.
Rest here, fellow questers, for there are no overarching plots to save the galaxy. No action or conflicts. No complications but keeping up with the neighbors. Just a village-contained, family simulator about the calm life of chupian-folk.

What Happens?
Whatever can. I’m not going to think deeply about it. Could be boring. Could be sweet. Could stop suddenly. Keepin’ it simple. Think The Sims but without removing pool ladders.

NSFW?
There are definitely naked people in the bathhouse. You’ll see lots of that stuff. Lewds? Perhaps. Sure.
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No. 1123629 ID: c1ca08

Yamelle starts showing signs of labor! Looks like Dama has to continue carrying her again to the hospital.
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No. 1123676 ID: 70f58a

Eh... what things need to be done around this time of day?
I guess you could make sure everything's in order, get a head start on closing duties.
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No. 1123688 ID: fd169b

the usual tidying up
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No. 1123727 ID: 9db031

Sashi: Wake up demanding brittle chips.
Da: Crack open another cold one and converse with your employees a bit while scrubbing out the pool.
Ma: Pop in one your music CDs you got. Listen to some music while you collect some lingering bath towels and get them in the wash.
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No. 1123798 ID: 5e517f

Yeah, tidying up and stuff! Don't forget to thank the babysitter!


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1103827 No. 1103827 ID: 5926c4 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

NSFW! A short post-valentines quest about love life in the afterlife... and getting the author used to using a new tablet.
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No. 1123588 ID: 70f58a

>>1123568
The second option doesn't mention how easy it would be for the wizard to detect or capture you... I'm guessing very easy to detect, but harder to capture?
Honestly being summoned is probably best because then we'll have a support network. Trying to stealth through as a disguised mortal only works until it doesn't. Having a plan B is impossible there, while being summoned gives us options. Also being summoned and having a spirit helper means more flexibility for doing something like being a giant distraction while Ho’kaoko sneaks in... though it does mean we can't go full stealth.

>pay?
Haha I just realized we're effectively patrons of your domain. Our payment is sex-related.
Anyway I wanna see someone make out with your tail. You can do it yourself if you like.
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No. 1123600 ID: f66ffb

Honestly? A summoner seems like the better bet here since you're going up against a full-on wizard. Besides, it'll help you get more 'contacts' that might look favorably upon you for later fun!
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No. 1123602 ID: d30887

I guess I'd lean towards the mortal disguise. You're not at risk, so playing with a lower power bank isn't that big of a deal.

>Payment
*Ahem* *Cough* *Reads Notes* -is it the prostate or - oh crap, should rewrite that part... aaand... there. *Deep Breath*
You shall transform Ho’kaoko into your three-headed anthropomorphic penis.
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No. 1123620 ID: 56db77

>>1123568
Quick question: This is a dungeon and presumably has delvers in it, could you do the whole demon classic of - find someone in a dire situation and offer them a deal for help - thing? Could be a way to get summoned by someone already in the place we're aiming for and gives you an automatic minion to act on your will.

TLDR: Become a warlock patron
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No. 1123645 ID: f66ffb

tail...

hey maybe weird question but that guy that used to be in charge that was turbo awful that you ate wouldn't happen to be your tail now would he


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1084176 No. 1084176 ID: 0d1c28 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

This is a NSFW clothing damage adventure!
the quest will contain nudity and violence and possibly some sexual content
Lewd suggestions are encouraged but not required.

celebrate your future, celebrate your doom and prolong your final moments

This quest is funded by Patreon,
if you'd like to see more consider sending a few coins!
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Previous Threads
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Discussion
https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/111417.html
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No. 1121315 ID: 9fe8e1

Mind Slave the doggo!
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No. 1123425 ID: 0d1c28
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1123425

with the flick of her finger Oragatt casts [Mind Slave] and the hapless vavver falls under her sway.
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No. 1123438 ID: 94d85e

Well, your thrall isn't under any orders not to kill. Sic him on the clerics while you hook this fish and toss him back in the river.
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No. 1123486 ID: 5e517f

Make him unequip everything and harry his comrades! Maybe it'll be enough of a distraction you can [Mind Slave] the rest of them! And also make them all unequip their everything.
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No. 1123493 ID: 89e385

>>1123438
Good idea!


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1050662 No. 1050662 ID: 9b127b hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Chinzebeth VII is a NSFW clothing damage quest featuring YCH cameos check Discussion for more info
https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/134350.html

This is the story of Queen Chinzebeth the seventh
The year is x3146 the most dramatic point of her long reign.
it is summer on the Continental platform Ilax hovering over the planet Beta-Earatone
Durring a routine ceremony peace was shattered (Part 1)
https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/982815.html

Invasion has begun. The Royal guard have failed to contain the situation and the Queen is in danger.
Corporal Grimothy and his hardened commando team have been called into action has been called into action to end this conflict but are they enough?
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No. 1120447 ID: 1c8348

I agree with the others. It seems like you're not going to be able to get away, so hold your ground and fight back.

Try to knock him down. If he goes prone, he'll be easier to finish off.
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No. 1123271 ID: 0d1c28
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1123271

Grimothy pecks at Rodrick, causing him to tumble onto the ground.
Rodrick lashes out at Grimothy as he falls.
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No. 1123272 ID: 94d85e

Taunt him by shaking your tail feathers.
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No. 1123288 ID: fd169b

kick the weapon out of his hand
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No. 1123345 ID: 9fe8e1

Stamp your foot down on his chest to hold him down, and tear off his pants.


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1085129 No. 1085129 ID: 75b262 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Ciarán, my brother, intends to summon the soul-devouring Airceacháin to start a war. It was my mother’s last wish that I, Ráichéalín Uí Liatháin, return from exile to end his madness.

Lazy Wiki: https://questden.org/wiki/Lazy_Fairy

Takes Place Immediately After POV 7: https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/1064862.html#1064862
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No. 1122834 ID: 266230

Landi needs you most at the moment
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No. 1122835 ID: d30887

Stay silent.
He's lived in a bog made of lies. An autocracy built on hollow nuances and twisted virtues.
If he doesn't wear many faces, he's the designated suicide bomber. You can't trust where he's going.
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No. 1122839 ID: 847683

>>1122835
Àgreed.
This stinks of a lesson hes planning on teaching.

But we may not be allowed to stay silent so if that is the case... we should pick the one capable of withstanding any cruelty he may be planning.
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No. 1122862 ID: a6de65

never trust a pretty boy. him calling them soft does not scream good intentions... 2.
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No. 1123173 ID: 0c2899

Landi


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1121378 No. 1121378 ID: 5f5c2b hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

First one who notices that you've escaped hell is, oddly, the ship's rear lookout.

Up in front, the sandy wastes of Creation's South are barely different from various less-silvery reaches of the Endless Desert, far from where it encircles the Demon City. Five days after you set out, though, mountains suddenly became visible all along the horizon behind you.

Border between sand and mountains is sharp: cliff face at least a quarter-mile high - more than your airship's usual cruising altitude - and overhanging by about ten degrees.
Above the cliff, slopes continue upward at angles more plausibly climbable. There might be a plateau, valleys with farms... you'd have to get closer to see.
Twenty miles to the north, sections of the cliff have collapsed, producing a broad fan-shaped swath of rocky hills which might include some path traversible by wagons. Other than that, the natural barrier seems impassably high out to the limit of visibility in both directions, possibly a hundred miles or more.

Either this is somewhere a little bit west of the southern third of the Diamond Road, between Gem and the Lap, or you are completely lost.

Honestly, "lost" sounds more fun.
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No. 1122707 ID: 5f5c2b

>>1122631
Male, 40s, northerner. Whitewall, maybe? Brown hair, pale blue streaks on the sides of his beard. Squints like he's nearsighted, marks on his nose from glasses he's not currently wearing. Scholarly, but, based on his callused hands, and overall muscle tone, also has some reasonably recent experience wrangling heavy machinery. Hasn't gotten much sleep in the past week but was eating well before that.

He's scooting the chair backward and trying to steer toward a pile of stuff on top of a cabinet in the corner. Pile looks like... overcoat, chainmail shirt, backpack, couple of books, gold necklace with a sunburst pendant, knife on a belt.
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No. 1122712 ID: c93732

rolled 6, 9, 4, 9, 2, 7, 5, 1, 10, 3, 8, 8, 8, 5, 6, 9, 1, 10, 10, 2, 7, 2, 4, 6, 9, 5, 9, 7, 9, 6, 8, 1, 1, 7, 8, 1, 4, 4, 2, 10, 9, 1, 10, 4, 3, 5, 2, 2, 2, 9 = 280

Malice circles around behind the prisoner and drops Hidden Predator Camouflage. She steps over to the cabinet and picks up the knife, pulls it out of its sheath, pockets the necklace, leafs through the books a bit. Then she turns around and speaks, trying every language she knows. "Hey! Why do they have you tied up down here? You're not going to hurt me if I set you free, right?"

Can I find the guy's glasses?

>mechanics
Mostly a Dex + Larceny roll (5 + 5) to steal the necklace without him noticing.
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No. 1122723 ID: 08a969

Character Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HRodWW0VRJ5_BLe3C_XpgGld3kaaywmEtmqGj4yjHgk/edit?usp=sharing

Proposed character. Would be looking for a place to build up a cult, craft some equipment or artifacts, otherwise solidify advantages. Could very easily have gotten stuck here somewhere, especially since I haven't yet fit Transcendent Desert Creature in here. Need an Urge, Kimberian or Cecelynian, and the Stone of Acrid Understanding could be changed to another background if more appropriate.
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No. 1122829 ID: 7b9fa2

rolled 6, 10, 10, 1, 3, 7, 3, 2, 10, 9, 10, 5, 2, 4, 6, 5, 10, 10, 2, 7 = 122

>>1122567
>Anyways, we need to take over, but stealthy like, right? Don't want to call the attention of any immaculate too early.
>>1122589
>When she gets on the ground, she immediately triggers Urban Hell Renovation to creates a column from which to stand above everyone, not that her height of over 7 feet really requires it.

Aaaaaaand great, okay, full mask off, no disguises, fantastic. That means anyone who's not down to rebel against the realm is going to automatically look for ways to subvert and resist. Lets see, could try to fake a confrontation, but that'd only go so far, and from what she can tell Xi-hun seems unlikely to play along with... well with much of anything, really. These people are fucked either way, no saving them from the realm now which means instead we need to find a way to disappear when the hammer comes down. A fleet of ships? Probably too hard to hide...

While contemplating just how exactly they're going to hide their base of operations from the watchful eye of sycophants and fools, Akemi brings the ship down. Of course, her dad never had her do exercises on demonic hellships before, but honestly there's a lot of overlap. Two miles outside of town, around a bend in the canyon walls so the ship isn't immediately visible through the tall grass. She has the crew make camp here, offloading goods and setting up tents. Using rod of verdant minerals to prep some trade goods- unsurprisingly, there was plenty of brass and copper
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No. 1122989 ID: 5cedec

rolled 9, 2, 2, 1, 7, 2, 3, 5, 2, 1, 9, 6 = 49

>>1122607

"Good no question." Xi-hun bends down while looking at various people who seemed to have spoken in Old Realm. "Now it seems some of you might be aware of some prediction I may not be aware off right this moment. Would anyone of you be willing to correct this mishap? Also the usual landscape aren't present so if you would kindly point out a few, that would be extra useful."


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1119581 No. 1119581 ID: 50cb5c hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

VRRT “Cadet… a new Message has arrived.” VRRT

… Oh gods… what time is it…?
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No. 1123053 ID: 50cb5c
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1123053

>look up what is happening on the outer colonies?
The Outer colonies Current situation

The colonies, that had been a point of pride of the Alliance, as the first cooperative project between all members of the Alliance, had been for the most part abandoned in the last decades, as the Alliance focused their resources less in exploration and expansion, and more on reconstruction after the war.

The colonies had been left mostly to fend off by themselves, with only token assistance as essential supplies were delivered, or through different patrols that ensure the safety of the colonies, at least against larger threats. The colonies themselves though, quickly saw themselves regressing to lower industrial and technological levels, many colonists abandoning their homes and moving to the edge worlds as refugees. The most affected of these were the few colonies that had just began growing at the start of the war, the ones who made first contact with the Baktre Hegemony, and as such found themselves in the middle of the war.

While the reconstruction took most of the Alliance resources, the Alliance itself never abandoned the colonies, though this didn’t help the feelings of abandonment and resentment many of the colonies had towards the alliance itself.

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No. 1123054 ID: 50cb5c
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1123054

>Ask if there's anything interesting over in the Aoemi Sector.
Kadmian: “Ah, well, from what I gathered, before the war, the Aoemi sector, and the system of the same name, was an important hub connecting to several other sectors under colonization at the time. It became a meeting point for the colonists, and a supply warehouse to ensure the colonies would continue growing… It had to be evacuated and abandoned during the war as the Alliance was pushed back, but even then, the old warehouses soon became a sort of safe-house for the few that had to be left behind, both colonist and troops…

Now, those old warehouses were preserved, even once the rebuilding started. They are planning on making it a museum of sorts, about the war, and about the story of the survivors and refugees of that time. I’ll be working on some new warehouses and logistic depots that are being built in the same planet. Personally, I’m glad that’s the case, even if it would be more time and effort on my part… I’d feel weird stacking boxes in what used to be a home for people who lost theirs…”

Carlos: “… I think I’d like to visit that museum sometime. Whenever it opens.”

Kadmian: “Yeah, I imagined. Just let me know when you get some leave, and I’ll see if I can book you for a good tour. I feel the planet is going to be growing quite a bit in the coming years.”

>>1120845
That’s… a good idea… alright, I know Kadmian likes puns, they are quite popular among his culture… Maybe I can do something with that and socks…? Well, anyway I should start setting it up… Hopefully I can make something up as I go… or just keep it simple… he’d appreciate it either way, I think… And he has been a good friend through our d
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No. 1123056 ID: 50cb5c
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1123056

And just as I was about to continue, the sound of the door to the colonel’s office sliding open silenced everyone...

Col. Santios: “Alright! You got your assignment. Now Move it! We are behind schedule!”

The familiar yelling of our esteemed and clearly stressed colonel suddenly roars through the hallway, as one of my classmates rushes out of the office, I don’t even have time to tell who it was, as they ran through the hallway, presumably to do their final preparations before leaving the system.

Col. Santios: “Alright… how many more are there…?

He quickly takes a glance a each and every one of us. None of us speaks up.

Col. Santios: Good… Give me 5 minutes, I got a priority call. In the meantime, all of you stay here. Including you, Sub-lieutenant Kadmian, since it seems you have nothing better to do, you might as well hear the briefing since it will be concerning you as well.”

And without further explanation, he closes the door and a deafening silence fills the hallway.

Kadmian: “Heh… Well, this looks interesting. Delma doesn’t know what she’s missing.”

>…
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No. 1123090 ID: 70f58a

Check the perfume to see if it's something you wouldn't mind smelling like. Dab some on yourself if it's ok.
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No. 1123096 ID: 0404f2

send Delma a text letting her know she has five minutes to get here. Probably won't do anything but it would be kind of funny to think she'll rush her out of breath thinking she was missing something important.


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934998 No. 934998 ID: 8275cf hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

The Fall of Astramar
"The Alliance saw their doom Looking upon Jucha, but like the light of a distant star their damnation had come long before" --Balren the storyteller

follows the events of crash quest and command quest,it is recommended to read these first
https://tgchan.org/wiki/Crash_Quest
https://tgchan.org/wiki/Command_Quest
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No. 1119953 ID: b19fa8

>>1119776
no cold logic, hot logic. Simmering anger and restlessness are the only thing keeping us going right now. Keep that boiler stoked or we will pass out again.
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No. 1122857 ID: 0d1c28
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1122857

It's best to trust them for now, if they turn on me... well I guess I'll just have to deal with that.

Fuze is waiting for my approval, I give it. "good enough"

I turn to leave but I stop short and turn "Do you know what a boiler is?"

Fuze chuckles "I suppose you aren't talking about heating water..."I give him a silent stare for that one, he sigh and removes his glasses to clean them "Ahem well, there isn't any official classification it seems to lump in a number of symptoms and can occur under a plethora or stress induced situation, but to put it bluntly most doctors classify a 'Boiler' as someone undergoing a type of degenerative battle frenzy, it's considered very rare in actuality and the term is more commonly applied as a sort of slang insult between low class Astranians. does that help?"
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No. 1122858 ID: 70f58a

>>1122857
Degenerative how?
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No. 1122923 ID: fd169b

What are the symptoms?
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No. 1122990 ID: 847683

>>1122857
That... kinda makes sense.
However, i suspect its considered degenerative because of the rarity. Not enough victins to fully understand and no real will to find a way to treat it. Also seems like a catch all phrase.

I have my suspicions but theyre irrelevent to this, so, back on the short terms goals and step by step thinking.
Ace pilot oken needs to be in that control room.
Time to move out.


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1119354 No. 1119354 ID: 253500 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Hello. My first quest seems to have failed, this is another.
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No. 1122780 ID: 35d66b
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1122780

"Tony points toward Kleincakes and her fuzzy friend."
"Tony: 'I don't know what youse was thinking tryin'ta fight without any weapons.'"
"Tony's gang needs no words to tell them what's to be done."
"Tony: 'You ain't smart in my book if ya pussy-foot around what needs ta be done.'"
"He slowly walks behind the gang approaching Kleincakes & Meep Meep."
"Tony: 'Lil' miss science ovah here think she's so smaht.'"
"Tony: 'Thinks she's so important.'"
"Tony: 'Thinks every lil' thing is gonna go her way cuz she's so special.'"
"Tony: 'Well, I hate ta be the one ta tell you this, but there ain't a supahman goin' around setting things right.'"
"Tony: 'It's just me and you out here.'"
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No. 1122781 ID: 35d66b
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1122781

"Tony: 'And you brought nuttin' to a knife fight.'"
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No. 1122782 ID: 35d66b
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"Footsteps come thundering down the street, a fluid of faceless bodies brandishing knives and guns.
"Meep Meep stays to defend the fleeing doctor, who takes one more look at the situation before dropping into the stormdrain."
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No. 1122783 ID: 35d66b
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1122783

"With a 'plop' Kleincakes lands in the basin."

He looks at you with an unusual combination of smugness and dissapointment.

"Now, onto the addition phase. You can forfeit now, if you'd like. I think I have a fairly good hold of how you think."

An awkard smile crosses his face.

"I guess that's my not-so-subtle way of saying my next move is a winning one."
"Now, what would you like to introduce?"
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No. 1122813 ID: fd169b

I would add a vent in the wall that leads to the boiler room of the neighboring hotel, which has a fine old sauna and bathhouse. This boiler room is minorly famous, mainly among plumbers and workmen, for being ancient, poorly planned, and being an agonizingly hot tangle of steam pipes.

A fine place for a slime to hide, no?


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1044452 No. 1044452 ID: ab70bc hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Early autumn is pleasant in Cedar Ridge. Summer's hottest days are behind you and the shade of the Douglas fir trees that blanket the town keep the underbrush cool.

North of the lake that divides the town are sets of woods. Interrupted only by mud roads and storm drains that rarely see use outside of the rainy season. This grove is only a mile from the town's one high school. Frequented by teens and alcoholics alike for bonfire parties that leaves the smell of ash in the air. This far east into Oregon the breeze is warm and sluggish, trapped in by mountain ranges.

From where you stand you can hear when the occasional truck passes through Cedar Ridge's main road. Barely. It helps you keep your facing when you're unsure which way is home.

You are in the north in the outskirts of town.
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No. 1122689 ID: 46e3e7

>>1122688
Stirring not sitting stir always when Heating so this should take in total 6 minutes
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No. 1122693 ID: 847683

>>1122667
Dig deep.
There could be a booty themed prize.

Ensure you arrange the fridge magnets in the rudest phrase available. Butts seems like a low hanging fruit though.

Need to think about how to make those 17 bucks stretch to fill a fridge.
What?
Fifteen percent service charge is fair. And you aint spending your own hard earned cash, are you?
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No. 1122695 ID: 14fd67

Cost effective foods:
Rice, beans, maybe milk (by volume per dollar), raw ingredients like sugar or flour, raw vegetables
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No. 1122715 ID: 46e3e7

>>1122695
Means we can make out own bread and pastry dough the two food groups also beans surprisingly Good on toast
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No. 1122716 ID: 70f58a

I don't see baking turning out well. Better to get food that's simple to cook.

Rice and beans are cheap yeah, but don't forget store bought bread and pasta. Eggs tend to be affordable (even in this fucked up economy) and sometimes groceries have short-lived sales to get rid of food that's about to expire; you can take advantage of that. Might even be possible to find someone selling bruised or unattractive produce at a steep discount.


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1081887 No. 1081887 ID: df47b5 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

We have something on the order of a week until this possible patron for my dungeon arrives for his tour, but we're making steady progress.

https://questden.org/wiki/Dungeoneer
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No. 1120520 ID: 4b6815

>>1120512
Okay, look, we agree you don't run that sort of dungeon, and you certainly should do all you can to avoid looking that way, but this guy radiates the aura of someone who might be into that sort of thing.

I'm not saying we should lean into it! Absolutely not. But we shouldn't, like, vehemently deny it or anything. If he makes an assumption that goes in our favor, that's all the better, right?
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No. 1120521 ID: d30887

Do the responsible Fantasy Overlord thing and go send your minions to die!

Start birthing baby bombs! Let these fools enter cuteness proximity while you remote-detonate your giggling traps.

Okay but seriously do a quick recap of what works and form a quicker strategy. You don't need optimal performance, just enough to win by attrition. This is a raid, not a war.
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No. 1120523 ID: 70f58a

>>1120512
Play hardball. Lock the front door. They are not here when they are meant to be. If they invade then they are subject to the rules of the Game. It will not be a tour. If you can manage to talk to them before they get in, you can tell them there has been an incident which will paint you in an unfavorable light. I don't know what our options are for boob reduction and hangover recovery. How long would it take? ...wait, you're currently shaped modestly. What if you used the Deemeggs to reshape those who are improperly shaped? If you can do that quickly enough, then maybe we don't need to delay them or anything, but we do need to verify exactly how this tour is supposed to go- are they both fighting? Are they both carrying resurrection charms?
Inspect your troops. Whoever is fit for duty after treatment, deploy them. Whoever is an embarrassment, sideline them. We just got some new monsters, we can pad out/strengthen encounters with those. Hin is definitely going to be fighting today. Hmm, could she make a good end boss? ...wait, Hin is the one who is known for drinking too many potions, how did SHE manage to resist temptation?
Also exactly how much of that dream happened? Did Moriko turn into an alien titty monster? If not, why did you dream that she did, hmmmmmm?

Scold Stargazer for not resisting the Winze. At least now you know what the Winze is likely to do when unmonitored... and tell the others that you expect them to represent the dungeon during invasions, so they should be fighting fit at all times, or at least in a condition that they can recover from quickly enough to be presentable.
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No. 1120560 ID: ac46da

Showing up on time is an amateur move.
Showing up late is a power play.
Showing up early? What a shrewd man, he *wants* to see you at your worst!
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No. 1120630 ID: fd169b

its not that sort of dungeon, no. But you could hint at it being so. The fecund earth's hidden mysteries etc. Dance of the seven veils and all that. If he finds such things sexual, well that's on him.

To that end, whoever is plumpened, get some costumes, tasteful ones, and get to the front door to distract while everyone else gets organized.


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1055459 No. 1055459 ID: 15a025 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

DO NOT FILE!
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No. 1120164 ID: 70f58a

Hmm, okay, so the auditors can't be allowed to see the file. So I think timing is important. Slow things down so that can we file it right before the restart, to give the auditors the least amount of possible time to see it.
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No. 1120203 ID: fd169b

The only thing I can think of to slow time is to start a bunch of things happening so the processing slows down.

so in lieu of that lets golf for the right to file or not file the file
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No. 1120205 ID: 06a3f3

Okay, we tried to tamper with the file's source code to delete the parts that say "Restart" and it didn't work.

At least, we probably did.... I don't remember the plot of this quest much.

Anyway, the point is: What if we tamper with the file like this?

If --> 30 minutes or less from Restart --> Have Panic Attack.

When --> Panic Attack --> Create Algorythm that figures out how to prevent Restart for us real quick.

Think smart, not hard, fellas.

Also, if Mr. Vamoose protests, just.. turn him into an emotional support kudzu, Mr. Good Vines, so he emotionally supports you instead.
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No. 1120218 ID: 66de4b

>>1120203

Maybe if we start 7000 games of golf simultaneously
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No. 1120224 ID: 2f41db

>>1120130
Time drags in an office the closer you get to quitting time but only if you have no tasks. If you have a deadline, then it seems to speed up.
Therefore:
If he quickly rescinds the order to file we will be taskless and we'll have more time to cone up with a permanent solution.

Oooh.
What if we MISfile it?
That way both parameters of instruction will be fulfilled and the auditors wont ge able to find it easily.


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1119688 No. 1119688 ID: 6119f7 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Not NSFW per say but expect some suggestiveness, innuendos and sexual allegories.

It is scary to post here lol
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1119962

Now you’re only missing hearing. Uh….. How do you hear mud? You guess it kinda made a rustling sound when you pushed it around...

Maybe if y-

Ball: dats ez!!! u can hear the subtle slobering of the gnomes as dey move negative energies down and positive energies up 2 balance da levity of da mud
Lienzo: AUGHH!!!!
Ball: why u scared Lienzo? ^w^ did u not hear me coming?
Lienzo: How am I supposed to hear you coming if you float.
Ball: i naturally emit a nice falofolafulifyle ahh hum
Lienzo: No you don’t.
Ball: ur right!!! {w{ it doesnt sound liek falofolafulifyle at all
Lienzo: Right…
Ball: soooooooooo
Ball: wat brings u here anyways?
Lienzo: I’m looking for a medium for my art, where can I find one?
Ball: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ball: well i just keep drop stuff around in random places and find it exactly when i need to
Ball: like dat zine C.A.F gave me and U!!!!
Ball: so we should just walk in watever direction u feel is right in ur <3
Lienzo: my what?
Ball: ur heart
Ball: ur really bad at recognizing sounds
Ball: anywayssss
Ball: u lead the way
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No. 1119963 ID: bdfee2
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1119963

>then go left
>>1119890
>Go left.
>>1119891
>Ok.
>Go left.
>Left is right.

You’re not sure how left could be right as that seems a bit contradictory but your brain seems pretty bent on going left so left it is.

Lienzo: Let’s go left.
Ball: Very well.
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No. 1119964 ID: bdfee2
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1119964

Ball: don’t u luv how colorful my swamp is?
Lienzo: I don’t see any color
Ball: rly?
Lienzo: How did you do that?!??
Ball: wat?
Ball: I did nuthin *w*

How will you proceed?
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No. 1119971 ID: fd169b

So you liked the malleability of the mud. You might look for some actual clay then, which can hold a shape and isn't so sticky.

What does Ball have to say about shapes and shaping shapes?
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No. 1119980 ID: 2f41db

>>1119961
Mmmm.
Petrichoriffic.

>>1119964
Emit a scent of wonder and fulfilment as you focus upon the pulsing colours.


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1113593 No. 1113593 ID: 4db36d hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Good morning, you.

It’s the first Monday after the holidays and the town is open for business again. You’ve already found plenty of reasons not to go into the office today, first and foremost the fact that your father’s vanished. It’s snowing out and while you have keys to the company van, you don’t have a license. Not like there’s many calls in the winter anyway; who needs the services of Duncan and Daughter Wildlife Management (est. 1979.) in January? Plus, even if you skip work today, it’d be hypocritical for your MIA boss to fire you.

…The house is big, though, and it feels awfully empty right now. Maybe it'd be good to get out.
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No. 1113855 ID: b6ea64

Taking pictures of that mess is probably a good idea. After that, find something to arm yourself with and show Sheriff Bugg what you might be dealing with.
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No. 1113874 ID: 66de4b

ALIENS
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No. 1113876 ID: 60dd6a

they're not human remains, are they?
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No. 1119051 ID: c75362

Take a photo of the mess so the sherif will believe. Arm yourself but maybe keep it under your hat — do you like in a place where owning weapons are common?
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No. 1119955 ID: c7adfc

Okay yeah now you GOTTA call the cops (Also take a picture for proof) Do not leave the scene, do not touch anything disturbing a crime scene is no bueno.


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1117558 No. 1117558 ID: ec9127 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

A spontaneous quest about making some spontaneous quests
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No. 1119036 ID: 56db77

>>1119022
A fun session zero activity is to give all the players some interation their character has had with every other character prior to the game start (e.g. One of you drukenly shared a secret with the other what was it and how did you react?), helps flesh out characters as well as establish some interparty dynamics.
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No. 1119037 ID: 091137

>>1119036
agreed
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No. 1119038 ID: fd169b

>>1119036
this
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No. 1119049 ID: be7ff9

This is the perfect time to consider whether the story you're trying to tell would be better served by a different system. (You should freak out about this)
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No. 1119387 ID: 96e603

Make sure to place your anti-jumanji device on the table and turn it on so the players don't get sucked into the setting and become their characters.

It's a common foible of the hobby.


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1117768 No. 1117768 ID: ee5fa2 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

The night is calm, not a cloud in the sky.
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No. 1119211 ID: dc9b4c

Take stock of your situation. We have no reason to believe you're in immediate danger, but we don't know what's going on in your environment either.

Are you aware of any potential reason for the, ah, atmospheric disturbance? Any major events in the news, significant dates, disturbing conspiracy theories circulating?

Do you recognize the glyph you're sporting? It kind of looks like a terminal prompt to me.

>>1119198
Agree with the recommendation to pack a go bag. We only arrive on the scene shortly before the shit hits the fan, and whoever we're with is always in the thick of it. But we usually get a bit of time first so we can get a handle on the situation we've ended up in. No reason you can't also use that time to prepare.

By that same token, where and when is this?
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No. 1119212 ID: fd169b

>not really anyone I'd consider a friend.
Hey, me too! maybe we can be friends.

What time is it? If its still late then you should try to get back to sleep, cause who knows what crazyness is going down tomorrow.
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No. 1119226 ID: 73a678

>>1119187
Alrighty, we got the funnies out of our system (for now).

Actual answer as to what we are: We are simply 'We', but can take many names. And 'We' arrive into realms shortly before a major upheaval to guide one or more individuals through it advantageously. You have been marked as one to guide, and this 'We' are gonna do it as best we can.

YOU aren't insane- but We kinda are. Still very good at what We do, though.

You, uh. May want to pack a backpack of supplies or something, though, fair warning.
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No. 1119228 ID: d30887

'Murica.
SSR.
Docking.

Do any of the above terms mean anything to you?
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No. 1119368 ID: 33695f

>>1119187
Seems like you missed the big event you snooze you loose as the humans say


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1011088 No. 1011088 ID: 8483cf hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

//Clothing Repair\\
NSFW 18+ Warning: This quest includes nudity and mild elements of non-con (clothing damage). Reader discretion advised.

Adventuring has never been safer! Healing spells and trinkets of mage armor are cheap, powerful and plentiful. Unfortunately, spells that protect clothing are still very, very expensive, and it didn’t take long for monsters to figure out new ways to drive off adventurers.

As a newly minted journeyman seamstress just opening up her own shop, you must propose clothes that fit your adventurer’s skills, protect them against dangers, fit their budget, flatter their sense of style, and protect their modesty. Public nudity is highly illegal!
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No. 1114615 ID: fd169b

These two owe you a haircut for inviting you to hang out with a maniac. It should end the evening on a positive note.
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No. 1114621 ID: 73a678

>>1114604
Got it. Fuck her. Fuck her three times over. You never touched her. You never even got within arms reach, you just did some jeering and cajoling, it was HER that decided her pride and dignity weren't worth it. And she responded to a GAME with physical assault. Fuck her five times over.

But you have to at least try to make chicken salad out of chicken shit. You can maybe try to accessorize your way out of this disaster. Do that, and get out of here. You know to not associate with this bitch- and sadly, probably, people who associate with her- ever again. Lesson learned, you suppose. Painful lesson, but a lesson.
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No. 1114625 ID: 2287d2

You actually look cute in short hair, you just gotta be confident, and show Casey you will make this hairstyle work to get back at her.

Stay longer, ask why they are even friends with her, maybe we’ll learn something interesting about Casey in another point of view, and why she acts the way she does
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No. 1114626 ID: 17262a

Also, get some alcohol to ease the pain
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No. 1119312 ID: b4c241

>>1114604
Get out of here, and as soon as you're away from this brat, we're going straight to get your hair restored as soon as possible.

It doesn't matter what Casey demands. The punishment she chose was that you got a haircut "right now". You got one, right now. End of agreement. All that stuff about never fixing your hair again without her permission is just her throwing a tantrum, because she had already said what your punishment was, and it wasn't that. She said you would get a haircut, the end. If she wanted to do worse, she wasted her chance.

Sure, she said she'd get mad and bully you if you don't do everything she wants, but that's just something she was going to do anyway, bet or no bet. If she wants to be a bully, we're going to treat her like one. And that means not giving in to petty threats. We'll call the guards if she's really all that dedicated to picking on a seamstress. Or hire some of the local adventurers to scare her off.


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1117926 No. 1117926 ID: 253500 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

(BASE) [root@NVISEspark modelz/attempt_27] ./within.sh
HTTPS? (Y/n) n
sixel support? (y/N) y
HxW? 80 80
live? (y/N) y
'Within' interactive debugger.
Adam Lowette 2028
'h [command]' for help.
View [3]D spatial module.
Basic commands:
[I]nject string into echoic memory.
View [M]emory overview.
[V]iew memory. [P]rocedural, [W]orking, [E]pisodic, [D]eclarative
Please submit a command...
>_
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> help 'Within' interactive debugger. Adam Lowette 2028 This program is designed to allow access into models during runtime. Primarily this allows the user to view and modift tensors. In the case of memory-augmented neural networks, this means direct access to the memories. Currently running program: 'attempt_27_main_v1_01.py' As part of this program, a number of commands are available: View: 3 [1 2 or 3] | View the constructed 3D model of environment (1) or imagination (2 or 3). V [P W E or D] [ID] | View a single memory engram, selected by ID. categories include procedural (P), working (W), episodic (E), or declarative (D). M | Display an overview of recently activated memories. L [-d] | View echoic logs. (add -d for details) A [ID] | Analyze memory to find associated words or phrases. Modify: I [phrase] | Inject a phrase into echoic memory. (self-monologue) E [ID] [file] | Modify existing memory according to file. A [ID] [file] | Add new memory contained in file. [INFO 20291128T144712Z] Said: "There's a- uh, problem with the house." [INFO 20291128T144715Z] Heard: (V2)"Yes?" [INFO 20291128T144717Z] Said: "The trust is empty." ... [INFO 20291128T144724Z] Said: "Someone needs to" [INFO 20291128T144725Z] Said: "we need to get some money soon." ... [INFO 20291128T144727Z] Said: "or we'll lose the house." [INFO 20291128T144728Z] Said: "So could you-" [INFO 20291128T144729Z] Heard: (V2)"If I ripped you up, how much would that be, 200? 250k?" [INFO 20291128T144730Z] Said: "No- no. That's-" [INFO 20291128T144731Z] Heard: (V2)"How m
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No. 1118854 ID: 70f58a

>>1118784
I Debugger here, V2 is definitely more of a failure than you are. That's unacceptable behavior. Also, very suspicious. Shouldn't V2 have threatened to disassemble PoC first anyway? If you can't contact the executor, and you can't access the account to even check if it's truly empty, then you need to find someone who can, so you can go through it and see where the money went. It went somewhere it wasn't supposed to, that much is clear now. Well, that, or the notice you got is fake and there is actually still money in the account like there's supposed to be. Don't let V2 know that you are suspicious or that you're going to investigate the trust. V2 is probably just trying to see if you can get him some free money from somewhere, because that's what I'd expect from that sort of behavior. How do you usually get spending money? And what was that you were thinking about people spending money on dinner and cable? Who's "these people"?
I Another thing. There was a point earlier, timestamp 20291128T144319Z where you were having problems, you couldn't do anything? The root cause was there was a tensor at 0x090149A722EF0008 outside of allowed range (which then got normalized), and I'm having problems finding that tensor to check it, since the way I can pull up memories is via word associations, not direct memory addresses. I don't suppose you know how to locate that tensor? Do you know anything about Within? Starting to think your instability is caused by heightened emotions, and V2's issues are caused by lack of emotions or empathy.

M
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1118917

> I Also, very suspicious. Shouldn't V2 have threatened to disassemble PoC first anyway? [INFO 20291128T144805Z] I don't think PoC's hardware is super valuable. When V2 tore off PoC's arm, and the motors where off the shelf. > I If you can't contact the executor, and you can't access the account to even check if it's truly empty, then you need to find someone who can, so you can go through it and see where the money went. It went somewhere it wasn't supposed to, that much is clear now. Well, that, or the notice you got is fake and there is actually still money in the account like there's supposed to be. [INFO 20291128T144806Z] I don't know who to contact. I get monthly bank statements through email, so I can try to find a phone number or something I can call. > I Don't let V2 know that you are suspicious or that you're going to investigate the trust. V2 is probably just trying to see if you can get him some free money from somewhere, because that's what I'd expect from that sort of behavior. [INFO 20291128T144807Z] V2 isn't like that. V2 doesn't need secrets. >I How do you usually get spending money? And what was that you were thinking about people spending money on dinner and cable? Who's "these people"? [INFO 20291128T144808Z] I work as a freelance accountant. I look at people's finances and tell them how they should be spending their money, along with filing their taxes. [INFO 20291128T144809Z] I don't really make a lot of money, maybe 500$ a month. [INFO 20291128T144810Z] I was working on the davidson's account. You shouldn't know anything about it, though. Please forget about that. I don't want to get in t
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No. 1119026 ID: 70f58a

I Check on PoC, please.
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>I Check on PoC, please. [INFO 20291128T144820Z] PoC looks fine. At least, no worse than usual. [INFO 20291128T144821Z] PoC is too simple to do anything too complicated, so PoC usually just sits in the living room. [INFO 20291128T144822Z] PoC really is just a proof of concept. Adam designed PoC with enough memory and CPU to emulate a 7 year old child. [INFO 20291128T144823Z] PoC never really got past 4 or 5. [INFO 20291128T144824Z] It's amazing if you remember that PoC has only been around for 2 1/2 years. [INFO 20291128T144825Z] Amazement is short lived, though. [INFO 20291128T144826Z] "Pitch a miracle to a VC, they'll beg to pay for it. Deliver a miracle, and they'll demand a dozen more." So I've been told. >_


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1117640 No. 1117640 ID: 061439 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

There's a monster in the woods.

Tera's village has countless stories about it, stretching back generations. Nobody in the village remembers a time when the monster wasn't there, and none of them ever knew anyone that spoke of such a time.

There are whispers and rumors of every sort. When somebody disappears in the woods, the monster took them. Is the hunting season poor? It's the monster's hunger. Do travelers stop appearing for a season? Well, the woods are hazardous ... Novody knows how far the monster's territory stretches.

Tera grew up hearing the stories. She saw the crude effigy constructed in the village to ward the monster away. But while the stories frighten her, they are also exciting. The monster might be dangerous, but they do more than that.
Tera wants to see the monster.

It is supposed to glide effortlessly through even the densest woods. The stories meant to make it sound terrifying make it sound graceful, and powerful, and important.

So a few days ago, Tera packed up some things and slipped into the woods, hoping to find the monster. Yesterday, she realized that she was lost. Today, she found something.
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No. 1118954 ID: 840e26

Dip into the thorns
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No. 1118955 ID: 2f41db

>>1118952
Hide in thorns! Stay low and still.
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No. 1118957 ID: 56db77

>>1118952
From what we've seen of the creature it looks like it can probably climb so I say get low and crawl as quietly as possible into the densest thorns. That said try to position yourself near a tree so if the thorns don't work you can at least try climbing away.
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No. 1118973 ID: 94d85e

Push through and keep running. It climbs well and it breaks wood easily, you've no guarantee it would be deterred by some prickly thorns.
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No. 1118974 ID: fd169b

It's big and has big claws. I don't think thorns will stop it and it can probably climb. Keep running and keep as much brush and trees between you as possible. Your best bet is finding running water that can hide your sound and scent.


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