Munch that raw instant ramen. You know you have some, and that you can't be bothered to do any cooking.

Dig in your house full of wood shavings to see if you can find any food pellets that scattered from your dish. Then lick repeatedly at your giant hamster bottle to wash it down.

>>1115122
Id done the "damn bitch" comment cause at first i thought it was a junk strewn room.

Eventually twigged it was a perspective of her pet hamster or whatever rodent she keeps, but had already pressed enter so... eh.
Its probably a messy floor anyway.

How dead is your hamster?

Bummer. Missed band practice entirely, huh? ...Assuming those drums aren't going to leer dramatically out of the shadows and assault you.

You have to put such thoughts aside for now. don't want to get too distracted, or make your partner uncomfortable.

But hold onto these first steps to being an independent being. Screw what your creator intended, new sub-mission goal to find a wonder that will give you your preferred bits.

Plussi 2025/10/15(Wed)13:31 No. 1115121 ID: 2f9d29
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>Stuff these thoughts away for now, you have business to attend to

That’s probably for the best, you resolve to stow away these complicated thoughts and worry about them when you aren’t skulking through the dark covered in grime. Repressing sexual thoughts probably won’t have any adverse effects, this should be easy.

You shake your head and return to being a conscious being just as your companion looks back over their shoulder.

“Hello? Did you hear what I said? There seems to be some writing carved into the stone we’re crawling on.”

You peek down and realize that the stone you are crawling on does seem quite even, and with a closer inspection you even notice small creases between the slabs of stone. It seems that someone or something set these down many many years ago. It makes sense that there would be civilization down here at some point, someone had to make all of those magical items you’re scrounging for.

“Well that’s neat, can you read it?”

“Not currently… this script is unlike the one our creator uses so I have no knowledge of it, I can write it down in the book and attempt to examine it later.”

“That sounds smart, I’ll leave the note taking to you.” You didn't exactly have a means of writing even if you wanted to, unlike your sorcerous companion.

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Cyan glowing sounds full of potential; try investigating that. ...Carefully, quietly.

Eating moss is a reference I’d LOVE to make, but it’s probably better to dismiss that and instead investigate the glowy. Cyan is a very neutral color for a glowy, so be a little wary.

All the cool kids eat moss. You could keep some to snack on the go.

Cyan glow seems promising

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As for the hair care, I agree Zinnia might be able to help clean things up a bit~ Casey didn’t say we couldn’t use magic to give it a light trim to make it look a little nicer~

These two owe you a haircut for inviting you to hang out with a maniac. It should end the evening on a positive note.

>>1114604
Got it. Fuck her. Fuck her three times over. You never touched her. You never even got within arms reach, you just did some jeering and cajoling, it was HER that decided her pride and dignity weren't worth it. And she responded to a GAME with physical assault. Fuck her five times over.

But you have to at least try to make chicken salad out of chicken shit. You can maybe try to accessorize your way out of this disaster. Do that, and get out of here. You know to not associate with this bitch- and sadly, probably, people who associate with her- ever again. Lesson learned, you suppose. Painful lesson, but a lesson.

You actually look cute in short hair, you just gotta be confident, and show Casey you will make this hairstyle work to get back at her.

Stay longer, ask why they are even friends with her, maybe we’ll learn something interesting about Casey in another point of view, and why she acts the way she does

Also, get some alcohol to ease the pain

>>1114514
If the politeness doesnt help try:
"Okay sweetheart, I'll be the stepladder, but i cant promise that short skirt of yours is gonna cooperate in keeping you lookin more ladylike. Thats an eyeful for anyone just waiting to happen. If your all good with yer kaboose out and loose, climb on sister."

I promise im light as a feather and wont mess up your outfit or hair. BTW i like that new earring Sala, really brings out your eyes 😇

>>1114514
Try to phrase it as you being lightweight rather than her being strong

Centerfield 2025/09/29(Mon)17:35 No. 1114530 ID: d905b8

Okay, make a 1d100 roll quoting this post.
First in gets it.

rolled 94 = 94

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>>1114530

Ok, I think we have to file it. Here's the problem: right now it's not filed, which means it's data that doesn't exist in a file. That can only be possible if it's in active memory. When a computer restarts, it loses anything in active memory. Thus, the contents would be lost.

But uh, while she's doing that, ask him why you weren't supposed to file it before.

>>1114369
Is he really sure he wants you to file it?
That means replacing the sticker...

> We need to get that folder filed away before we close in fifteen minutes or else the auditors will have my neck!”

Then there's only one thing we can do.

We have to stop time.

sounds like we have a workplace dispute. Need to call in HR to mediate

I think we should also consider that Grace and the otter switched bodies before. How do we know that the same didn't happen to Vamoose this time around?

A platoon of Lost Soldiers supported by 3 Lost Wizards who are maintaining a ritual that will auto rez any skellies that go down. taking out one of the Wizards will break the ritual but the remainder will then join the fray with spells.

>>1095158
Get some bones, some swords and some skeletons. Bully them with wheel skeletons.

>>1095161
ah a classic! I think every Dungeon Master must do the reforming undead bit at least once

Lord Savage would approve (who knows, maybe he's a magifan and will see in real time)

>>1095163
I don't think we have Wheel Skeletons, but we should absolutely build an underground hippodrome and have undead chariot battles at some point.

Could be fun if the mimic waits in a room with a treasure chest, but out of line of sight. In the corner next to the entrance or something. When the decoy (real) chest is opened and it's safe, the adventurers will relax. And -that's- when the mimic should attack them.

Not only are they all going to die, but Shuzenza anticipates that they're all going to die for nothing... but he's still willing to try.

>>1112833

You know, in hindsight, IS there any way to tell if the bombing is still going on out there, 4300 years later?

Because the biggest fear of everyone was that they'd instantly get blown to bits, but if this memory proves otherwise ...

>>1112854

Let's head somewhere private, body-change, and then see what we can do before heading back to the subdimension. We can fuck around on the way in.

>>1112889
It's been said in a previous post that the Phenocosm is going to have the subdimension in constant suveillance and unleash utter destruction on it the moment it opens up.


...No, i'd say the only thing we can really do now is go to the subdimension and HOPE that once it closes off, the Phenocosm will call off the bombardment and the people here will get to live.

Actually, I might as well ask since I got kinda lost, why are they destroying the rest of the solar system as well?
And who killed Gel on the embassy? Did he really die or was that a ploy to distract us by the Founders or Pillet? Is he alright? Is he safe? That's all I care about!

>>1113166
>bombardment when the subdimension opens up
Yeah. After it closes. It's not closed yet. The overall plan is that the two agents go in, try to find a way to sabotage it once the subdimension is activated (and closes), so that after the sabotage is successful and it opens back up the bombardment will clean up the mess to ensure anyone still in it has a one way ticket to the afterlife.

Wait, shit, I forgot.

WE NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT LIZARD LADY STILL WASHES HER HANDS!

Well first off, you're the animal expert. Can you identify the claw marks? Any scraps of fur or other signs in the van? Knowing what kind of animal would be helpful.

take a picture with your phone as proof of why you're worried than look inside the van for fur or some kind of clue of what kind of animal did that.

Taking pictures of that mess is probably a good idea. After that, find something to arm yourself with and show Sheriff Bugg what you might be dealing with.

ALIENS

they're not human remains, are they?

What? They... first, they don't shoot you in the back when they COULD HAVE, then they ask for common ground, then you give them common ground... and they actually didn't want common ground, but wanted you to refuse so they could shoot you? Is this some bizarre code of ethics, or trying to... make it look like self defense? To what authority???

>>1113377
Ask the biological weapon if their wielder was born stupid or took too many blows to the distributed process matrix over the years, then attempt to negotiate directly with Sine. The one holding them seems like a rogue element with no authority to actually force them to fire.

Also, maybe just let Li.Ni.Si get laid, maybe it'll help give her reprieve from her own issues. Meanwhile, his Bad Luck Field seems beneficial to you. After all, B! Could have sent an elite killer after you but instead sent these two, presumably out of pity for the big one.

>>1113377
Alright, I have been informed Holdfast is the small creature on Sine's head. Fair enough.

Ask Sine to please not shoot you just because their pet idiot is kill-crazy.

Ask Sine why he's letting this little bundle of aggression giving him orders.
Go on a tangent about how he's clearly the sharpest of the two.

>>1113424
They live in an authoritarian populist regime; motivations towards loyalty are far more important to their survival than keeping the tentacles on the trigger. Now that they have 'due cause', they control the narrative of this encounter.

If we knew a way to turn that narrative around...

Inspect Lakeside Boxen

>>1113205
We should go into human town at night when sneaking easier and look for wine. Right now look at boxes!

>>1113205
The boxes!
And the lake for fisherman humans.
Grem must have seen them before
Fishermen men use things called lures that are bright, shiney, can go in water and are ohsopretty.
They might have thrown some away or give grem some.
Gosee! Gosee!

Boxes full of supplies for Grem. Who knows what you can make

Boxes! They might have treasure for you and Fishman!

>>1113078

A, for now. A little intimacy can make it easier to talk, sometimes, as much as help convince her to listen.

Because we need to get her -- get both of us -- out of here.

C. Talk about your living situation. The two of you can't make it through the winter like this in here.

E: notice your changing tattoo.

Have drugs, take sex

Write a different segment.

A.
You both really do need to sleep. The wind-down should make it easier for you.
Remember to set your alarm.

>>1112980
A

A)

A, but can she go back to sleep?

B

What was your grandpa like?

I'm glad they turned out well. Only made that recipe once myself, and it was years ago.

Sammy 2025/08/15(Fri)06:26 No. 1112774 ID: 0d424a
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>>1112702
Sounds good to me, boss. Always wanted to try my hand at a scone. Just give me a recipe or a configuration of mix-ins to use, and I'll be off like a shot.

>>1112704
Probably Slime Quest! The one by Sofia. I'm kind of a sucker for bright colors and soft/cartoony drawings. I'm also pretty interested in the more recent SUITS; love me some weird shenanigans, especially as portrayed by a talented artist.

>>1112705
That's... kind of a difficult question to answer. Not emotionally; I just didn't get a lot of chances to really sit down and talk with him. He was a man of few words the entire time I knew him, and spent much of his time sitting on the couch with a beer and a western, or sitting outside with the wind chimes. He was already hard of hearing (and ditto for breathing) when I first met him, and never seemed particularly interested in talking about himself. I probably don't know even a tenth of the things there were to know about him.

But I know he liked to make use of his hands: he frequently cooked and baked, regularly filled the bird and squirrel feeders (which he made himself), and when we were all much younger, he and my father built the entire second story to our family home, bit by bit. When his hands were too unsteady to safely use his tools anymore, he started making model kits and 3D jigsaws. And almost every day, especially in the months before the end, I could hear him clacking on an honest-to-god typewriter. Anything he couldn�

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Thanks for sharing about your grandpa. Nice feller by the sound of it.

Scones?
Er.
Ok.
Self raising flour.
Butter.
About a ratio of... uh.
25g butter to every 200g of flour.
Work the butter into the flour so it ends up looking like crumbs.
Then figure youd throw the coconut in then too and the almonds and dates.
Cant remember if you add an egg and milk or not.
I know you have to kneed it a bit afterwards but not too heavily cause that makes the scones stodgey.
Then glaze the top with a little bit of egg to give it that golden cover.
Temperature? Shit. 220?
Cool on a tray.
Cut in half. Butter the halves. Eat.
Hopefully survive.

Honestly, id check a more detailed recipe than my 30 years out of date home ec class memories.

carrying on his legacy through these baked goods

-A key that opens a hidden compartment on the music box. Inside, a crystal teardrop earring that heavily boosts your perception, speed and defense. Key aspects to defeating the monster under Slimecrown Citadel.
alternatively:
-Royal jelly. Eating it makes you a slime queen, even if you weren't a slime before. Could legitimize one of the princesses' claims to the throne. Could turn the first DM's ability to take massive amounts of slime into an even bigger buff.

>>1111187
>Royal Mantle
A Fabulous cloak made of the finest slime silk with the Chrest of the Royal family of SlimeCrown
+25 on charisma check against Slime type creatures

>>1111187
Well, it looks like DM has a full slime's worth of goop in her womb right now, so why not animate it into a waifu slime?

>>1111187
Seems like we'll have to put our fun time with Dungeoneer on hold for the time being. While you're still in Dominatrix mode, take a moment to make a cute little collar for her, just as a promise that you can pick up where you left off later. I think she'd like that.

>>1112530
Whoops, I forgot to sage to avoid bumping the quest when it's been dormant for a while. Sorry if I made anyone think there was an update. Can't really fix that now.

>>1110095
Take his glasses, put them on, and do an impression of him.

you were yelling about wallace and gromit fitzpatrick!
anyways, that one next to him is an opportunity, assert yourself in order to embarrass the accountant infront of what appears to be important company

>>1110095
We're hungry. Why not ask the woman next to him to lunch?

>>1110095
Give them wet sloppy

>>1110095
JUMP OVER THEM YOU PANICKING LAGOMORPH

Yeah, let's return the captive. Maybe we should've acted sooner...

Of course we should send her back to her home, with an escort in case any Mazzk try for revenge.

An escort of our most manly, handsome warriors. And if she just happened to want to get closer to one of them wellllll... interbreeding can sweeten relations between groups.

Let the Aki tribe decide what they're willing to pay for their servant back. Or if they refuse to pay at all.

>>1112328
Agreed.
She is noted as low ranking.
If she is exile, welcome her.
Or if she resists returning, also welcome.

Giving her back to the Aki seems like the way to go. Since she's low caste, I doubt she knows much about their culture and weaknesses.

>>1111020
Bathe together and boop her cervix.

.
.
.
Boop something dammit!

You could use a bath, I forgets the last time you got an opportunity. Hopefully the briefing doesn't need charts.

It's called parallel work and it's efficient. If she briefs you after you bath you're doing work in sequence and you're losing valuable time that you could be using to put plans in motion. Let her brief you while you bathe

>>1111277
They make a good point boss, it's efficient, and you demonstrate your trust in her.

(Caught up on DiveQuest at last! First time contributing to one of these, I hope I'm doing it right.)

Anything that you say or you do or happens to you has no consequences to you at home, as nobody here knows you.

That said, if all else fails and she’s about to dispel Dottie’s magic, just confess and say she is casting an illusion spell to keep you modest, and it’ll be her fault if she did dispells her magic and makes you even more indecent. If she doesn’t believe you and still believes Dotti is actually controlling you… she asked for it and she will be sinning for undressing you to see you undressed, and you can call her out on that

>>1111844
Apologize to the nun, tell her Dotti is just generally distrustful of authority. Also she's kinda crap at mind control to be honest; the last time she used it she accidentally mindwiped a dragon's husband and she almost died begging for forgiveness.

>>1111844
Prove a lack of mind chontrol by disagreeing with dotti and complimenting the nuns choice of demure and humble clothing. The wimple reall matches her stripes.

"We have an appointment in 5."
Grab Dotti by the ear and move away from scary badger lady.

>>1111847
this. layering on the compliments is a good disarming technique

Flip hat over and fill it with pepper. Forsooth!

take off the hat, put gun girls cat in the hat, now do to the law of cats since the cat is now resting on the hat no one is aloud to move the hat. Now cat is safe back here and comfortable while your part goes out to do battle against the necromancer. No we can't wait for the cat to move naturally we need to deal with the necromancer sooner rather than later so out the door we go.

>>1111786
The hat gives her power. However, it can be made smaller. Like, you could wrap it in belts or something to compress it, and make its profile smaller.

>>1111800
This is a good idea.
She seems to be the type that would think wrapping things in belts is cool.
Could use that as a way to get her onboard with a more restrained bit of headgear.

>>1111786
Turn hat inside out and stick it inside itself