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1124099 No. 1124099 ID: 35d66b

(discussion thread: https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/143911.html)

I just noticed nobody is at school yet.

it was supposed to start 20 minutes ago.

God, why is it so hot today?
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No. 1124211 ID: 35d66b
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Mayo: THAT IS NOT OKAY! I have a ZERO tolerance policy on gremling-to-gremling violence! You are going in the basketball hoop!
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No. 1124213 ID: 35d66b
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Mayo: God, I'm so cool.
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Mayo: WAIT. FRICK! I DIDN'T TURN OFF THE MICHEAL WAVE!
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Mayo: No... I could have saved you...
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Mayo: OH WHY!? WHY MUST LIFE BE SO CRUEL! WOE IS ME! TO ONE DAY BE AMONG THE LIVING, AND THE NEXT--
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???: Hey dude, are you okay? You've been standing still for the last 20 minutes.
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No. 1124222 ID: d30887

Is this the headspace of Mayaquest's planned villain?
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No. 1124223 ID: 70f58a

"I like trains!"
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No. 1124225 ID: 06a3f3

Oh, hello, Buckley Doe. I know what we have to do here, bro.

We- we gotta - we gotta find-

we gotta find the pedo-teacher. And kick him in the wiener.

Kick him i the wiener so hard we stop him forevers.

Like a who dunnit, but we prevent the murder. All the murder.
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No. 1124227 ID: 39a511

you suddenly feel an intense uncontrollable urge to piss like a firehose. give in to your power and defeat this foul foe
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No. 1124228 ID: 39a511

>>1124225
who brought up pedo stufF? thats weird, man...

anyways try flirting
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No. 1124230 ID: fd169b

We gotta show this deer we're not crazy. Do finger guns and go "Ayyy"
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No. 1124231 ID: ca56f7

im fine. youre fine. can i get your number?
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No. 1124243 ID: 51979e

"Do you smell chicken?"
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No. 1124245 ID: 847683

>>1124230
Perfect.
If that doesnt work, mime reloading your finger guns with new rounds and try again but add a "kachow" and wink, then reholster them with a flourish.
God DAMN, we are so frickdangdoodly cool.
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Mayo: Eyyyyyyyyyy
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No. 1124292 ID: 35d66b
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Mayo: pow pow pow!
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No. 1124297 ID: 35d66b
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Mayo: I'm doing fine.
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Mayo: You're quite fine yourself, mind if I get your number?
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???: PAGHAGAHGAHAHAHAA!!
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???: Fuck, dude. I haven't laughed like that in years. You had me! You really had me for a second there!
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No. 1124303 ID: 35d66b
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Mayo: I still get your number though, right?
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???: Absolutely, man. How could I say no after that? It's 321-123-3939.
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Mayo: Yes! Victory is mine!
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Mayo: The name's Mayonnaise Whitebread, I like trains. What's yours?
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???: You're an interesting guy, Mayonnaise.
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Ian P.: My name is Ian P. Nice to meet'cha.
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Mayo: I really gotta pee on the foul creature.
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Ian P.: Sorry? What?
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Mayo: Do you smell chicken? I smell chicken.
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Ian P.: Are you okay? Is this another joke?
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Mayo: LISTEN UP, BUCKLEY DOE! WE NEED TO KICK THE PEDO TEACHER IN THE WIENER.
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Ian P.: Are you taking me to our first date?? Classes start at 9:00! I need to get back before then!
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No. 1124316 ID: 35d66b

Where should Mayo go?
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No. 1124318 ID: 63709c

Oh shit uhh teens. Teens date go to theeee malt shop! Yeah, that's a teen thing still, right?
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No. 1124334 ID: 847683

>>1124318
Yes!
The malt shop!
our newly hallucinated interest in home brewing will no doubt enchant this romantic interest.
Or iv we cant find that, sone place that sells overly large milkshakes with two straws so we can duel in a milk drinking contest!
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No. 1124413 ID: 06a3f3

Okay, so first the dumb purple cat who died in our imagination is alive again, because that's how it works.

Next we kill two birds with one stone (though maybe not literally), and go to the malt class. If schools can sell alumni to professional sport clubs, they can sell alumni-made malt to malt shops.
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No. 1124462 ID: 39a511

this pedo talk is a bit odd and strange,,, not sure where its coming from. have you considered you may have schizophrenia?
other than that, try convincing your new friend/love interest that school is for fools and life is for the living. and milkshakes are yummyyy
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No. 1124537 ID: 51979e

Discotheque. Dance and jump around so much that it would dislodge some sort of hypothetical totally innocent gremling from a hypothetical basketball hoop in your brain.

Or y'know you can also do that at the malt shop if you're not a coward.
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