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1124099 No. 1124099 ID: 35d66b

(discussion thread: https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/143911.html)

I just noticed nobody is at school yet.

it was supposed to start 20 minutes ago.

God, why is it so hot today?
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No. 1124100 ID: 35d66b
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1124100

Whatever. I just need to get to school.
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No. 1124101 ID: a5d34c

Why the fricky dicky heck is nobody at school?!?????!!! Why's it so god damn HOT?! JEEZ.
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No. 1124102 ID: ca56f7

cross road. get hit by bus.
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No. 1124103 ID: 70f58a

Look both ways before crossing the street!
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No. 1124104 ID: 0c2899

Go to school
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No. 1124105 ID: ec9127

Wait until the sign says GO
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No. 1124106 ID: 35d66b
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1124106

>>1124101
Well, gosh-darn-diggity-dangit, I'm gonna find out!

>>1124102
Psshaw! The bus only comes at 8:20, dummy!

>>1124103
ROFL okay MOM. ELMAYO!

>>1124104
ON mah way!

>>1124105
Silly gremling! That's not how signs work!
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No. 1124110 ID: fd169b

Oh look, here comes the bus now.
To your right.
no wait I mean left.
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No. 1124112 ID: a69fc7

WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT!!
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No. 1124113 ID: 70f58a

It's summer you dummy there's NO SCHOOL
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No. 1124122 ID: 0c2899

Be polite to the goddess when you see her
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No. 1124123 ID: 35d66b
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1124123

>>1123122
Naw. If I ever meet god, I'm gonna do the 'got your nose!' bit. You get bonus points in heaven if you make them laugh.

>>1124113
lol. yeah right. I count down the days until summer. It's spring. there are still like a million left to go.

Wait... AAAARGGHHH!! It's daylight savings! A-doy!

>>1124110
>>1124112
Huh?
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No. 1124124 ID: 35d66b
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1124124

JIMINY CRICKET! WHO PUT A BUS HERE!?
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No. 1124125 ID: 35d66b
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1124125

...well THAT happened. 0_0
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No. 1124126 ID: 8a9b33

Mug for the camera
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No. 1124127 ID: 0b7e05

Recruit pathetic twenty-something-year-old to party
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No. 1124128 ID: 39a511

start sobbing uncontrollably
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No. 1124129 ID: fd169b

Well great, now you'll never get isekaied
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No. 1124134 ID: 18a9e2
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1124134

...What?? I'm... tired...
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No. 1124135 ID: 18a9e2
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No. 1124136 ID: 18a9e2
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No. 1124137 ID: 18a9e2
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No. 1124138 ID: 18a9e2
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1124138

Mayo: Okay, we need to figure out what to do next. There are no bad ideas.
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No. 1124139 ID: 18a9e2
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1124139

>>1124128
Purple cat gremling: I think we should sob uncontrollably.
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No. 1124140 ID: 18a9e2
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1124140

Mayo: GOT-DANGIT, PURPLE CAT GREMLING! We are a BIG BOY. We are NOT allowed to cry! You're going in the BIG FREAKING MICHEALWAVE.
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No. 1124141 ID: 18a9e2
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1124141

Purple Cat Gremling: *sobbing*
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No. 1124142 ID: 18a9e2
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No. 1124143 ID: 18a9e2
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No. 1124144 ID: 18a9e2
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1124144

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No. 1124145 ID: 18a9e2
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No. 1124146 ID: 18a9e2
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No. 1124147 ID: 18a9e2
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1124147

Mayo: ALRIGHT. Anyone else have any awful ideas?
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No. 1124148 ID: 18a9e2
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1124148

>>1124129
Polygonal gremling: Well great, now you're never gonna get isekai'd

Mayo: Dude, how am I gonna pull the 'got your nose' bit if I'm immediately reincarnated?

>>1124126
Bunny gremling: Mug for the camera

Mayo: I don't know what that means. You think I should make a commemorative mug?

>>1124127
Wavy-haired gremling: Recruit pathetic twenty-something-year-old to party

Mayo: I have a cousin kinda like that. He's in jail for weed fraud, though.
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No. 1124149 ID: 18a9e2
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1124149

Oh. I guess I crossed the road in a fugue state. Huh. Life sure is funny. :P
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No. 1124150 ID: ec9127

No wait, you ended up at the Hool. A rookie mistake. Begin locating your school again
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No. 1124152 ID: 51979e

Turn on the Michael waves
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No. 1124153 ID: ebe3bd

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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No. 1124154 ID: 928529

Well well well, the truth comes out. You aren't a good student at all. You're at the hool, for hooligans! Now be a good delinquent and graffiti that door.
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No. 1124155 ID: ebe3bd

hool's for fools, man. try pissing
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No. 1124156 ID: ea5003

Go to school.
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No. 1124170 ID: 70f58a

>>1124149
So you're an hour early due to daylight savings? Time to loiter.
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No. 1124197 ID: 35d66b
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1124197

>>1124154
Polygonal Gremling: Well well well, the truth comes out. You aren't a good student at all. You're at the hool, for hooligans! Now be a good delinquent and graffiti that door.
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No. 1124198 ID: 35d66b
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1124198

Mayo: I don't have any paint. :/ How am I supposed to do that?
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No. 1124199 ID: 35d66b
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1124199

>>1124155
Mustachioed purple cat gremling: hool's for fools, man. try pissing
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No. 1124200 ID: 35d66b
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No. 1124201 ID: 35d66b
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1124201

>>1124150
Muhsroomy gremling: No wait, you ended up at the Hool. A rookie mistake. Begin locating your school again

Mayo: No, this looks right.
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No. 1124202 ID: 35d66b
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1124202

>>1124156
Bunny gremling: Go to school.
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No. 1124203 ID: 35d66b
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No. 1124204 ID: 35d66b
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1124204

Mayo: Ding-dang-dong doorbell ditch! Ughhhh... T_T

>>1124170
Unassuming gremling: So you're an hour early due to daylight savings? Time to loiter.

Mayo: Yeah... I guess I have to. :(
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No. 1124205 ID: 35d66b
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1124205

>>1124153
Purple cat gremling: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
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No. 1124206 ID: 35d66b
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1124206

Mayo: Oh for pete's sake, Purple cat gremling! I didn't even turn on the Michealwaves! Stop over reacting.
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No. 1124207 ID: 35d66b
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1124207

>>1124152

Mayo: AGH!! NO! STOP!
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No. 1124208 ID: 35d66b
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No. 1124209 ID: 35d66b
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No. 1124211 ID: 35d66b
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1124211

Mayo: THAT IS NOT OKAY! I have a ZERO tolerance policy on gremling-to-gremling violence! You are going in the basketball hoop!
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No. 1124212 ID: 35d66b
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1124212

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No. 1124213 ID: 35d66b
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1124213

Mayo: God, I'm so cool.
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No. 1124214 ID: 35d66b
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1124214

Mayo: WAIT. FRICK! I DIDN'T TURN OFF THE MICHEAL WAVE!
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No. 1124215 ID: 35d66b
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No. 1124216 ID: 35d66b
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1124216

Mayo: No... I could have saved you...
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No. 1124217 ID: 35d66b
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1124217

Mayo: OH WHY!? WHY MUST LIFE BE SO CRUEL! WOE IS ME! TO ONE DAY BE AMONG THE LIVING, AND THE NEXT--
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No. 1124218 ID: 35d66b
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1124218

???: Hey dude, are you okay? You've been standing still for the last 20 minutes.
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No. 1124219 ID: 35d66b
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1124219

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No. 1124220 ID: 35d66b
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1124220

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No. 1124222 ID: d30887

Is this the headspace of Mayaquest's planned villain?
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No. 1124223 ID: 70f58a

"I like trains!"
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No. 1124225 ID: 06a3f3

Oh, hello, Buckley Doe. I know what we have to do here, bro.

We- we gotta - we gotta find-

we gotta find the pedo-teacher. And kick him in the wiener.

Kick him i the wiener so hard we stop him forevers.

Like a who dunnit, but we prevent the murder. All the murder.
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No. 1124227 ID: 39a511

you suddenly feel an intense uncontrollable urge to piss like a firehose. give in to your power and defeat this foul foe
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No. 1124228 ID: 39a511

>>1124225
who brought up pedo stufF? thats weird, man...

anyways try flirting
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No. 1124230 ID: fd169b

We gotta show this deer we're not crazy. Do finger guns and go "Ayyy"
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No. 1124231 ID: ca56f7

im fine. youre fine. can i get your number?
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No. 1124243 ID: 51979e

"Do you smell chicken?"
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No. 1124245 ID: 847683

>>1124230
Perfect.
If that doesnt work, mime reloading your finger guns with new rounds and try again but add a "kachow" and wink, then reholster them with a flourish.
God DAMN, we are so frickdangdoodly cool.
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No. 1124290 ID: 35d66b
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1124290

Mayo: Eyyyyyyyyyy
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No. 1124291 ID: 35d66b
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1124291

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No. 1124292 ID: 35d66b
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1124292

Mayo: pow pow pow!
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No. 1124293 ID: 35d66b
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1124293

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No. 1124294 ID: 35d66b
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1124294

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No. 1124295 ID: 35d66b
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No. 1124296 ID: 35d66b
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1124296

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No. 1124297 ID: 35d66b
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1124297

Mayo: I'm doing fine.
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No. 1124298 ID: 35d66b
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1124298

Mayo: You're quite fine yourself, mind if I get your number?
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No. 1124299 ID: 35d66b
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1124299

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No. 1124300 ID: 35d66b
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1124300

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No. 1124301 ID: 35d66b
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1124301

???: PAGHAGAHGAHAHAHAA!!
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No. 1124302 ID: 35d66b
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1124302

???: Fuck, dude. I haven't laughed like that in years. You had me! You really had me for a second there!
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No. 1124303 ID: 35d66b
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1124303

Mayo: I still get your number though, right?
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No. 1124304 ID: 35d66b
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1124304

???: Absolutely, man. How could I say no after that? It's 321-123-3939.
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No. 1124305 ID: 35d66b
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1124305

Mayo: Yes! Victory is mine!
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No. 1124306 ID: 35d66b
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1124306

Mayo: The name's Mayonnaise Whitebread, I like trains. What's yours?
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No. 1124308 ID: 35d66b
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1124308

???: You're an interesting guy, Mayonnaise.
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No. 1124309 ID: 35d66b
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1124309

Ian P.: My name is Ian P. Nice to meet'cha.
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No. 1124310 ID: 35d66b
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1124310

Mayo: I really gotta pee on the foul creature.
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No. 1124311 ID: 35d66b
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1124311

Ian P.: Sorry? What?
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No. 1124312 ID: 35d66b
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1124312

Mayo: Do you smell chicken? I smell chicken.
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No. 1124313 ID: 35d66b
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1124313

Ian P.: Are you okay? Is this another joke?
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No. 1124314 ID: 35d66b
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1124314

Mayo: LISTEN UP, BUCKLEY DOE! WE NEED TO KICK THE PEDO TEACHER IN THE WIENER.
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No. 1124315 ID: 35d66b
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1124315

Ian P.: Are you taking me to our first date?? Classes start at 9:00! I need to get back before then!
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No. 1124316 ID: 35d66b

Where should Mayo go?
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No. 1124318 ID: 63709c

Oh shit uhh teens. Teens date go to theeee malt shop! Yeah, that's a teen thing still, right?
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No. 1124334 ID: 847683

>>1124318
Yes!
The malt shop!
our newly hallucinated interest in home brewing will no doubt enchant this romantic interest.
Or iv we cant find that, sone place that sells overly large milkshakes with two straws so we can duel in a milk drinking contest!
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No. 1124413 ID: 06a3f3

Okay, so first the dumb purple cat who died in our imagination is alive again, because that's how it works.

Next we kill two birds with one stone (though maybe not literally), and go to the malt class. If schools can sell alumni to professional sport clubs, they can sell alumni-made malt to malt shops.
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No. 1124462 ID: 39a511

this pedo talk is a bit odd and strange,,, not sure where its coming from. have you considered you may have schizophrenia?
other than that, try convincing your new friend/love interest that school is for fools and life is for the living. and milkshakes are yummyyy
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No. 1124537 ID: 51979e

Discotheque. Dance and jump around so much that it would dislodge some sort of hypothetical totally innocent gremling from a hypothetical basketball hoop in your brain.

Or y'know you can also do that at the malt shop if you're not a coward.


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