(2/8) Apples 2026/03/06(Fri)04:22 No. 1123059 ID: 0c2899
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>Quickly, grab your discarded pillowcase of disguise. It might be enough to cover her up.

You cut another slit in the Hood of Anonymity to transform it into the Tank Top of Titty Concealment.

You also give Titmouse the loan of the Hero's Panties. (-15 def; -10 cute)

Titmouse equipped the Tank Top of Titty Concealment. and the Hero's Panties.

Titmouse gained +5 modesty, +15 def, and +10 cute

Titmouse: "O-o-oh my gosh! I can't believe I'm wearing the Hero's Panties! I am not worthy!" (They're so soft!!)

(3/8) Apples 2026/03/06(Fri)04:22 No. 1123060 ID: 0c2899
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>Don't forget to Dodge Roll for extra speed.

Your Dodge Roll propels you toward the Crystal Temple at such speed that Titmouse must jog briskly to keep up.

Titmouse: "Does the rolling help?"

Boobie Bunny: "This is a secret hero technique for boosting my speed..."

Titmouse: (Does she think she's a hedgehog...?)

(4/8) Apples 2026/03/06(Fri)04:22 No. 1123061 ID: 0c2899
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Thanks to your Dodge Roll technique you manage to dodge the monsters attacking the town and make your way swiftly to the Crystal Temple!

Titmouse: "There's the Crystal Temple! Once we're inside, all you need to do is get the Magic Crystal and its magic will banish the Evil Bad Thing!"

Suddenly, a haughty laugh pierces the air!

???: "OHHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHO! OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

(5/8) Apples 2026/03/06(Fri)04:22 No. 1123062 ID: 0c2899
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There! Atop the dome of the Crystal Temple a shadowy figure writhes evilly!

???: "OHHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHO! OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

(6/8) Apples 2026/03/06(Fri)04:22 No. 1123063 ID: 0c2899
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Sorceress of Snitties: "Pitiful 'hero!' Did you really think you could sssstop the Evil Bad Thing ssso easily? You are no match for the Sssorceress of Sssnitties!"

Boobie Bunny: "UGHHHHHHHHHHHH! Seriously? Just let me get the Magic Crystal so I can go home and take a nap already!"

Sorceress of Snitties: "Fool! You will never lay your hands on the Magic Crystal! For you see, your path is..."

(7/8) Apples 2026/03/06(Fri)04:22 No. 1123064 ID: 0c2899
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Sorceress of Snitties: "BLOCKED!"

Boobie Bunny: "Yikes! What's the big idea??"

(8/8) Apples 2026/03/06(Fri)04:23 No. 1123065 ID: 0c2899
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Sorceress of Snitties: "OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

Sorceress of Snitties: "You might as well give up now, 'hero!' My block pushing puzzle is unsolvable!"

Titmouse: "Oh no! How will we ever get past this block pushing puzzle???"

>>1123065
Bunny-hop onto Block B, hop down to the temple entrance, and push it upwards to let Titmouse through. No way are we letting this stupid snake witch separate us.

cheesecake 2026/03/06(Fri)04:47 No. 1123068 ID: 732325
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ALRIGHT EVERYONE, HERE'S THE PLAN

BUNNY rolls into the A BLOCK slamming it towards the wall and gets a head start down the path while TITMOUSE handles the shorter B BLOCK PUSH

FOOLPROOF, we will be in the Crystal Temple in NO TIME!!

Hop up on the wall and use your speedrunning expertise to bypass this puzzle, saving you exactly two seconds.

Well shoot...

Now we have to circle back to Areola Aerie to pick up the Rings of Strength so that we'll be strong enough to push this block. Hopefully no monsters have moved back in since you last liberated it...

Get the Sorceress to Sneeze! That way she’ll be the Sorceress of Sneezies instead, and her magic will be gone!

I wanna engage with the puzzle though! Where are we in relation to the blocks? It looks like we could just push block b into the alcove and it’d be solved

>>1123068
This is potentially correct, but I'm not sure we need to push block A at all.

"Hooters! We need a tutorial on block pushing puzzles!"

Ask what she wants. I mean maybe the bad thing isn't so bad

>>1123077
Fuck. Yeah, could just go around them... or over them with a booby bounce

>>1123065
You can push Block B in, then push Block A out of the puzzle for fun.

have you guys considered... pulling the blocks?

While i think the boobie bounce is the way to go

>>1123068

This guy has a white board and a presentation set up and everything.
Hes got a pointy stick too!
That screams authority.
He even put on a suit

Push B in, then you can push A out.

Then you can climb the block for some additional height and, with precise timing, perform a Titmouse Treboobchet to hit the snake!

Obviously we have to do a different solution from the immediately obvious one in order to reveal a secret bonus in one of the alcoves we would block by doing it the way you'd first think of!!

(1/6) Apples 2026/03/07(Sat)04:58 No. 1123122 ID: 0c2899
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>Ask what she wants. I mean maybe the bad thing isn't so bad

Boobie Bunny: What is the Evil Bad thing anyway and what do you get out of it?

Sorceress of Snitties: "Oh, you know, earthquakes, floods... plagues of monsters... that sort of thing. The details aren't important. All I care about is..."

(2/6) Apples 2026/03/07(Sat)04:58 No. 1123123 ID: 0c2899
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Sorceress of Snitties: "I've been promised all the cute, little critters I can eat!"

Sorceress of Snitties: "Oh it makes my mouth water jussst thinking about it! You know these boobs don't come naturally to a sssnake. I have to absorb new ones from time to time... You have a nice pair, I bet they'll look essssspecially good on me!"

(3/6) Apples 2026/03/07(Sat)04:58 No. 1123124 ID: 0c2899
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>Use boobie bounce to cheat the block puzzle

While the Snorceress is distracted daydreaming about swallowing you whole, you use your Boobie Bounce technique to get up on top of block "B."

You don't exactly clear it in a single bound, but if you can just... get your foot...

(4/6) Apples 2026/03/07(Sat)04:58 No. 1123125 ID: 0c2899
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Sorceress of Snitties: "Hey! No cheating!"

The evil snorceress launches a fireball right at you!

(5/6) Apples 2026/03/07(Sat)04:58 No. 1123126 ID: 0c2899
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BOOM!

The blast from the snorceress's fireball sends you flying off the block!

Titmouse: "Eeeeek! Hero! Oh no! Are you okay?"

Boobie Bunny: "Ughh!"

Luckily your boobs absorbed most of the blast.

(6/6) Apples 2026/03/07(Sat)04:59 No. 1123127 ID: 0c2899
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>Just push in block B

The snorceress may have knocked you down, but while you were up on top of block "B," you managed to get a look at the layout of the puzzle and you realized it isn't actually that difficult.'

Working together, you and Titmouse manage to push block "B" forward into its alcove and navigate to the exit.

You find the Sorceress of Snitties beaten and battered on the other side. Her wig lies in a clump on the pavement next to her bruised face.

Sorceress of Snitties: *Wheeze* "You may have bested my block puzzle, hero *cough* but you will never beat... The Big Boss...

Eat the snake to absorb the power of her boobs.

Wait, who beat her up?

Give her a smooch to restore her hearts

Who did this to her?

You'll have to give her some of your energy to get an answer. Put your boob in her mouth.

And grab her wig.

Don't heal the villain, but definitely find out why she's beat up.

Equip wig.

>>1123127
Wow. Who fucked her up? Are they doing the thing where a new bad guy beats up the old bad guy and then waits around to catch the hero? I bet some big idiot monster is standing around watching us right now.

We won't waste any pity on the stupid snake. She was going to eat us, and probably all our friends too. But take her wig for our own use. We've always wanted a full head of hair! Now we can be pretty like Titmouse! Well, not as pretty, but I'm sure she'd appreciate it!

just plomp your boobs on her head

>>1123127
Wait her boss beats her up? Is she in an abusive relationship? Does she need help?

push block A to beat her up more.

Equip wig.
Defeating a boss results in an item of importance in the next area.
Those are the rules.

I wonder who beat her up?
There better not be some other humongously chesticled hero running around.
You could have slept in!

Equip wig.
Defeating a boss results in an item of importance in the next area.
Those are the rules.

I wonder who beat her up?
There better not be some other humongously chesticled hero running around.
You could have slept in!

Forget the wig. Forget the snake. Whatever hurt her is still around. Step back and get ready to fight.

Yes, equip wig.

>>1123128
Also, this. Maybe put all her stolen power to better use?

Slurp her like a noodle, absorb her into yourself for maximum boob power

Wanna switch sides? We offer all the *evil* cute little critters. Plus bellyrubs!

>>1123128
>>1123150
>>1123151
She wanted to eat us to absorb our boobs right? Can we use our boobs to absorb her?

(1/6) Apples 2026/03/08(Sun)01:58 No. 1123156 ID: 0c2899
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>How did the snorceress get beaten up?

Boobie Bunny: "Why are you all beaten up? We haven't even touched you yet."

Sorceress of Snitties: "..." >_>;;;;;;

Sorceress of Snitties: "I fell off the roof by accident..."

(2/6) Apples 2026/03/08(Sun)01:58 No. 1123157 ID: 0c2899
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>Give the snake a healing kiss

You lean in to give the Sorceress of Snitties a kissu, but Titmouse stops you.

Titmouse: "Please don't kiss the evil snake..."

Boobie Bunny: "What if she joins our side? We could give her tummy rubs..."

(3/6) Apples 2026/03/08(Sun)01:59 No. 1123158 ID: 0c2899
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Sorceress of Snitties: "BAH! I didn't even want a kiss! B-baka! Next time we meet, I'll let you rub my tummy... FROM THE INSIDE!"

Suddenly the snorceress vanishes in a puff of smoke!

(4/6) Apples 2026/03/08(Sun)01:59 No. 1123159 ID: 0c2899
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>Equip wig

You equip the snorceress's Enchanted Wig.

Its magical power fills your body.

You feel beautiful.

(5/6) Apples 2026/03/08(Sun)01:59 No. 1123160 ID: 0c2899
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Also, the wig gives you the ability to shoot fireballs from your tail!

Titmouse: "Eeek!"

(6/6) Apples 2026/03/08(Sun)01:59 No. 1123161 ID: 0c2899
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You and Titmouse enter the Crystal Temple.

Titmouse: "Behind this door lies the Magic Crystal!. The door is enchanted, and will open only to one who can solve its puzzle..."

Titmouse: "Unfortunately the priest who built the puzzle died without ever telling anyone the solution. You wouldn't happen to know, would you?"

Them lanterns need a light, but they're too high to reach... Fireballs cost MP, but you might be able to reach them if you ignite Titmouse's staff or have a Deku Stick laying around

>>1123161
Well, we could try lighting all the torches. Good thing you just got the ability to shoot fireballs!
Might have to practice your aim.

>>1123157
Is that a hint of jealousy I sense? Titmouse doesn't need to worry, she'll always be closest to us.

>>1123161
Hey, I think we know this one from when we tried to get to the Magic Crystal so we could... Um... Let's not mention that in front of our religious friend.

R-regardless! We know how to enter the Crystal Temple. It's a shadow puzzle. Two people need to use that lantern to cast shadows of their bare breasts on the two statues. But we need to position ourselves at the correct angle and distance so that we match the statues' breasts in size and shape.

Or we could do it the boring way and set stuff on fire, I guess.

>>1123164
have Titmouse aim your tail

Simple solution: the statues need clothes. Both of you give yours up to dress them. That's why the owl wanted you to get dressed, to prepare for this moment.

How well cal you aim those fireballs from your butt?
I think you gotta light those lanterns.

the solution is obveous, give the boobs a little honk, they know you're a perv with big badonks and your first instinct is to do that so they pr obably locked it that way, no way its using some sort of lighting up puzzle that requires you to do a booby bounce to reach it that no one else can do....

Well, while normally id say light those lanterns, we all know what pervs priests are so...
Press the nipples on the statues in sequence.
Or honk them

The puzzle can't he as simple as lighting the lanterns on the statue, can it? With this and the block puzzle, I get the feeling we're in an edutainment RPG.

>>1123168
Butt fireballs gogo

(1/3) Apples 2026/03/08(Sun)14:29 No. 1123182 ID: 0c2899
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>Honk the statues' boobies

Honking the statues' boobies has no effect. They are stone and thus, sadly, do not honk like real boobies do.

>Press the statues' nipples in sequence

You discover the statues' nipples are actually buttons!

You press them in order from left to right. You hear a click and a magical jingle sounds!

(2/3) Apples 2026/03/08(Sun)14:29 No. 1123183 ID: 0c2899
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Pressing the chests revealed... A chest!

(3/3) Apples 2026/03/08(Sun)14:29 No. 1123184 ID: 0c2899
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But the door to the Magic Crystal remains closed...

Take a look in the chest.
(That is, the new one, made of wood, that just appeared, not your own or Titmouse's)
It's either gonna be what you need to solve the puzzle, or just something nice to have.

>>1123183
Well, that's something at least. What did we win? Money? A puzzle item? A monster? A weird toy that the perverted priests hid for their fellow perverts?

>>1123184
Unless there's something useful in the chest, it looks like we'll have to do the fire thing after all. But we won't be harming our friend's staff! We're going to point our fluffy bunny butt at the unlit lanterns so Titmouse can help us aim our fireballs accurately. It'll use up some of our magic, but we can drink her Mouse Milk to borrow hers! We'll be sure to pay her back later.

Check for traps before you open the chest!

Do a chest bump to see what's inside

Say hello to the mimic

>>1123182
I toldja.
Priests.
Pervs the lot of them.
Get that chest open.

Duhduh duh duhduh duh duhduh dahdah!

(1/6) Apples 2026/03/09(Mon)00:33 No. 1123201 ID: 0c2899
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>Check for traps before you open the chest!

You check for traps, but do not find any.

>Open the chest

You open the chest to reveal...

Cleric's Robes!

Too bad they're too small for you. Oh well, maybe you can sell them or something...

Titmouse: "Oh thank goodness!"

(2/6) Apples 2026/03/09(Mon)00:33 No. 1123202 ID: 0c2899
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Titmouse rushes over and grabs the robes from you.

Titmouse un-equips the Tank Top of Titty Concealment and the Hero's Panties. (-5 modesty; -15 def; -10 cute).

You re-equip the Hero's Panties (+15 def; +10 cute; +2 warm).

Titmouse equips the Cleric's Robes!

Titmouse gained +5 healing, +5 MP, and +85 modesty.

But best of all...

(3/6) Apples 2026/03/09(Mon)00:33 No. 1123203 ID: 0c2899
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Cleric's Robes do not come with shoes, so Titmouse loses -0 foot appeal!

Titmouse: "W-what's with that look?"

Boobie bunny: "Heheh..."

Titmouse: (I should find some shoes...)

(4/6) Apples 2026/03/09(Mon)00:33 No. 1123204 ID: 0c2899
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>Butt fireballs gogo

>have Titmouse aim your tail

Boobie bunny: "Quick, grab my butt!"

Titmouse: "Eeeek! Hero! D-do we really have time for that kind of thing?"

Boobie bunny: "I need you to aim my tail at the lanterns so we can light the flames and open the door.

Titmouse: "Oh... r-right."

(She sounds a little disappointed)

Titmouse helps aim your tail at the lanterns and you launch some fireballs.

The fireballs light the lanterns and you hear a magic jingle!

(5/6) Apples 2026/03/09(Mon)00:33 No. 1123205 ID: 0c2899
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The doors to the Magic Crystal are open!

All you have to do now is get the Magic Crystal and your quest will be complete! The world will be saved and you can finally take a well-earned break!

??? "Ah, so you opened it. You really are the Hero with Huge Boobs."

(6/6) Apples 2026/03/09(Mon)00:34 No. 1123206 ID: 0c2899
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Titmouse: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Th-the RAT KING!

RAT KING: "You've worked hard to get here, Hero with Huge Boobs. You've earned a break. Abandon your quest now, and your life will be spared..."

G-give him a smooch to restore hearts...?

>>1123206
RAT KING? I didn't know we had a king! I thought we we were a body-worshipping theocracy.

Well, this big shady brute needs to wise up if he thinks we'll just let him win after he woke us from our beauty sleep! And worse, put our friend in danger! Come on, Titmouse, it's time to combine our magic and show him the true power of the Hero's Sword!

This may or may not involve it fusing with our Magic Tunic, but that's a risk we'll have to take.

>>1123206
Break the glass break the glass!

>>1123206
Uhoh.
Get ready!
Titmouse got the item and so did you so unless this is a preset stomp for the narrative, the solution to this fight involves a combination of setting fire to things, healing magics and cute footsies.
Or theres always cheese to beat the rat king.
Not the edible kind, but the sneaky cheaty kind

...he's gonna be really small isn't he.

Quick, hit him while he's monologuing!

Or, if he's not monologuing yet, goad him into doing so, then hit him or sneak around & grab the crystal while he's distracted. Maybe call his plan dumb?

I'm convinced. Let's abandon thecquest.

get that crystal!

what if the rat king was a bunch of rats stacked on each other underneath that cloak?

Is he... standing on the shoulders of other rats in order to appear taller than he is?

Impart some boobie bunny wisdom: Size is not all that matters, you would know more than anyone else.

Smash rat king, I mean the glass.

*Obviously* the rat king is multiple rats, that’s what rat king *means!* But yeah, get the crystal. He said to take a break, so he clearly meant we should break the glass and take the crystal. Easy.

(1/5) Apples 2026/03/10(Tue)01:54 No. 1123248 ID: 0c2899
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>Show him the true power of the Hero's Sword!

>He's gonna be really small isn't he.

>what if the rat king was a bunch of rats stacked on each other underneath that cloak?

>*Obviously* the rat king is multiple rats

Boobie Bunny: "'Take a break?' Heh. That's pretty rich considering it's your fault I even had to work today!"

(2/5) Apples 2026/03/10(Tue)01:54 No. 1123249 ID: 0c2899
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Boobie Bunny: "I don't know who you think you're fooling with that big, scary cloak and that crown, but you're obviously just a bunch of little rats all piled up on top of each other."

Titmouse: "Umm... Hero...?"

Boobie Bunny: ("Not now, sugartoes—")

Boobie Bunny: *ah hem*

Boobie Bunny: "You want me to take a break? How about instead you all scamper your happy little butts back to your holes before I break you!"

(3/5) Apples 2026/03/10(Tue)01:55 No. 1123250 ID: 0c2899
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RAT KING: "Heheheheheh..."

RAT KING: "Hahahahahahahaha!"

RAT KING: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

(4/5) Apples 2026/03/10(Tue)01:55 No. 1123251 ID: 0c2899
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Hmm... You see now that the RAT KING being made of multiple rats is worse than him being just one big rat.

(5/5) Apples 2026/03/10(Tue)01:55 No. 1123252 ID: 0c2899
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Boobie Bunny: "A-a-actually you know what? Heheh. M-maybe we all should take a break!"

>>1123252
Ok new plan, titmouse distract him while you break the glass.

>>1123254
Good plan.

It's probably really hard for them to move in coordination. I bet they spent days practicing how to raise their "arms" like that.

Either that, or the crown is another piece of magical headwear that allows the rat wearing it to control his kin.

Either way, stab him in the face.

Squish all the rats between your massive boobs!

Dodge roll right over them, squash them all

meanwhile Titmouse gets the crystal

>>1123252
That can't be good.

Don't panic, we're a Hero, we can handle this. When we're being swarmed by enemies from every direction, the answer is to charge up our sword and unleash the secret technique, Titty Twister!

Uhoh.
The ways he moves He looks less like a pile of rats in a trenchcoat and more like a living giant rat shaped rupture into a elemental plane of rats!
Or should that be emmental plane?
>>1123254
Yeah, quickly ask titmouse if she can seduce an infinite number rats at the same time.

Shes gotta be part of the solution.
The other part is FIRE
From the butt.

High priority task:
Start workshopping a witty quip about our hot ass for when we burn the villain.

Pretend to flee but instead

- Go for the magic crystal

- Get ready to fire a booty fireball when the ratking lunges for you

>>1123276

Flee while shooting? Have mouse aim while piggybacking? Death by a thousand cuts?