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>>1123161 Well, we could try lighting all the torches. Good thing you just got the ability to shoot fireballs! Might have to practice your aim.
>>1123157 Is that a hint of jealousy I sense? Titmouse doesn't need to worry, she'll always be closest to us. >>1123161 Hey, I think we know this one from when we tried to get to the Magic Crystal so we could... Um... Let's not mention that in front of our religious friend. R-regardless! We know how to enter the Crystal Temple. It's a shadow puzzle. Two people need to use that lantern to cast shadows of their bare breasts on the two statues. But we need to position ourselves at the correct angle and distance so that we match the statues' breasts in size and shape. Or we could do it the boring way and set stuff on fire, I guess.
>>1123164 have Titmouse aim your tail
Simple solution: the statues need clothes. Both of you give yours up to dress them. That's why the owl wanted you to get dressed, to prepare for this moment.
How well cal you aim those fireballs from your butt? I think you gotta light those lanterns.
the solution is obveous, give the boobs a little honk, they know you're a perv with big badonks and your first instinct is to do that so they pr obably locked it that way, no way its using some sort of lighting up puzzle that requires you to do a booby bounce to reach it that no one else can do....
Well, while normally id say light those lanterns, we all know what pervs priests are so... Press the nipples on the statues in sequence. Or honk them
The puzzle can't he as simple as lighting the lanterns on the statue, can it? With this and the block puzzle, I get the feeling we're in an edutainment RPG.
>>1123168 Butt fireballs gogo
>Honk the statues' boobies Honking the statues' boobies has no effect. They are stone and thus, sadly, do not honk like real boobies do. >Press the statues' nipples in sequence You discover the statues' nipples are actually buttons! You press them in order from left to right. You hear a click and a magical jingle sounds!
Pressing the chests revealed... A chest!
But the door to the Magic Crystal remains closed...
Take a look in the chest. (That is, the new one, made of wood, that just appeared, not your own or Titmouse's) It's either gonna be what you need to solve the puzzle, or just something nice to have.
>>1123183 Well, that's something at least. What did we win? Money? A puzzle item? A monster? A weird toy that the perverted priests hid for their fellow perverts? >>1123184 Unless there's something useful in the chest, it looks like we'll have to do the fire thing after all. But we won't be harming our friend's staff! We're going to point our fluffy bunny butt at the unlit lanterns so Titmouse can help us aim our fireballs accurately. It'll use up some of our magic, but we can drink her Mouse Milk to borrow hers! We'll be sure to pay her back later.
Check for traps before you open the chest!
Do a chest bump to see what's inside
Say hello to the mimic
>>1123182 I toldja. Priests. Pervs the lot of them. Get that chest open. Duhduh duh duhduh duh duhduh dahdah!
>Check for traps before you open the chest! You check for traps, but do not find any. >Open the chest You open the chest to reveal... Cleric's Robes! Too bad they're too small for you. Oh well, maybe you can sell them or something... Titmouse: "Oh thank goodness!"
Titmouse rushes over and grabs the robes from you. Titmouse un-equips the Tank Top of Titty Concealment and the Hero's Panties. (-5 modesty; -15 def; -10 cute). You re-equip the Hero's Panties (+15 def; +10 cute; +2 warm). Titmouse equips the Cleric's Robes! Titmouse gained +5 healing, +5 MP, and +85 modesty. But best of all...
Cleric's Robes do not come with shoes, so Titmouse loses -0 foot appeal! Titmouse: "W-what's with that look?" Boobie bunny: "Heheh..." Titmouse: (I should find some shoes...)
>Butt fireballs gogo >have Titmouse aim your tail Boobie bunny: "Quick, grab my butt!" Titmouse: "Eeeek! Hero! D-do we really have time for that kind of thing?" Boobie bunny: "I need you to aim my tail at the lanterns so we can light the flames and open the door. Titmouse: "Oh... r-right." (She sounds a little disappointed) Titmouse helps aim your tail at the lanterns and you launch some fireballs. The fireballs light the lanterns and you hear a magic jingle!
The doors to the Magic Crystal are open! All you have to do now is get the Magic Crystal and your quest will be complete! The world will be saved and you can finally take a well-earned break! ??? "Ah, so you opened it. You really are the Hero with Huge Boobs."
Titmouse: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Th-the RAT KING! RAT KING: "You've worked hard to get here, Hero with Huge Boobs. You've earned a break. Abandon your quest now, and your life will be spared..."
G-give him a smooch to restore hearts...?
>>1123206 RAT KING? I didn't know we had a king! I thought we we were a body-worshipping theocracy. Well, this big shady brute needs to wise up if he thinks we'll just let him win after he woke us from our beauty sleep! And worse, put our friend in danger! Come on, Titmouse, it's time to combine our magic and show him the true power of the Hero's Sword! This may or may not involve it fusing with our Magic Tunic, but that's a risk we'll have to take.
>>1123206 Break the glass break the glass!
>>1123206 Uhoh. Get ready! Titmouse got the item and so did you so unless this is a preset stomp for the narrative, the solution to this fight involves a combination of setting fire to things, healing magics and cute footsies. Or theres always cheese to beat the rat king. Not the edible kind, but the sneaky cheaty kind
...he's gonna be really small isn't he.
Quick, hit him while he's monologuing! Or, if he's not monologuing yet, goad him into doing so, then hit him or sneak around & grab the crystal while he's distracted. Maybe call his plan dumb?
I'm convinced. Let's abandon thecquest.
get that crystal!
what if the rat king was a bunch of rats stacked on each other underneath that cloak?
Is he... standing on the shoulders of other rats in order to appear taller than he is? Impart some boobie bunny wisdom: Size is not all that matters, you would know more than anyone else.
Smash rat king, I mean the glass.
*Obviously* the rat king is multiple rats, that’s what rat king *means!* But yeah, get the crystal. He said to take a break, so he clearly meant we should break the glass and take the crystal. Easy.
>Show him the true power of the Hero's Sword! >He's gonna be really small isn't he. >what if the rat king was a bunch of rats stacked on each other underneath that cloak? >*Obviously* the rat king is multiple rats Boobie Bunny: "'Take a break?' Heh. That's pretty rich considering it's your fault I even had to work today!"
Boobie Bunny: "I don't know who you think you're fooling with that big, scary cloak and that crown, but you're obviously just a bunch of little rats all piled up on top of each other." Titmouse: "Umm... Hero...?" Boobie Bunny: ("Not now, sugartoes—") Boobie Bunny: *ah hem* Boobie Bunny: "You want me to take a break? How about instead you all scamper your happy little butts back to your holes before I break you!"
RAT KING: "Heheheheheh..." RAT KING: "Hahahahahahahaha!" RAT KING: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Hmm... You see now that the RAT KING being made of multiple rats is worse than him being just one big rat.
Boobie Bunny: "A-a-actually you know what? Heheh. M-maybe we all should take a break!"
>>1123252 Ok new plan, titmouse distract him while you break the glass.
>>1123254 Good plan.
It's probably really hard for them to move in coordination. I bet they spent days practicing how to raise their "arms" like that. Either that, or the crown is another piece of magical headwear that allows the rat wearing it to control his kin. Either way, stab him in the face.
Squish all the rats between your massive boobs!
Dodge roll right over them, squash them all meanwhile Titmouse gets the crystal
>>1123252 That can't be good. Don't panic, we're a Hero, we can handle this. When we're being swarmed by enemies from every direction, the answer is to charge up our sword and unleash the secret technique, Titty Twister!
Uhoh. The ways he moves He looks less like a pile of rats in a trenchcoat and more like a living giant rat shaped rupture into a elemental plane of rats! Or should that be emmental plane? >>1123254 Yeah, quickly ask titmouse if she can seduce an infinite number rats at the same time. Shes gotta be part of the solution. The other part is FIRE From the butt. High priority task: Start workshopping a witty quip about our hot ass for when we burn the villain.
Pretend to flee but instead - Go for the magic crystal - Get ready to fire a booty fireball when the ratking lunges for you
>>1123276 Flee while shooting? Have mouse aim while piggybacking? Death by a thousand cuts?