(2/9) Apples 2026/03/01(Sun)17:33 No. 1122753 ID: 0c2899
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Choose your gender...

A: girl

B: girl

(3/9) Apples 2026/03/01(Sun)17:34 No. 1122754 ID: 0c2899
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Choose your name...

A: Boobie Bunny

B: Boobie Bunny

C: Boobie Bunny

(10/9) Apples 2026/03/01(Sun)17:39 No. 1122762 ID: 0c2899
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Annoying Man: Boobie Bunny! Wake up! Monsters are attacking the village!

ARISE

Well, just do it can start, im selecting a and a for this run.

Time to grab your sword and shield and get going. No time to don your tunic though

It’s dangerous to go alone, fake tits!

What's the evil bad thing we have to worry about? Did some wizard twink get cheated on and now he needs someone to peg him? Did the king overpay his electricity bill and the power company sent a giant thunderstorm to his castle? Is the castle itself possessed by some firey demon that's driving away everyone without a huge rack?

Attack him, with boobs!

Well, we're clearly not "A: girl", so that leaves only "B: girl".
And Bs are good, so lets go with "B: Boobie Bunny".

Saving the world... that should like a lot of work...
And we may have pawned the magic crystal for, uh "important" supplies a while ago.
Tell the annoying man that everybody in the village is gonna owe you like, a week of couch surfing & meals, each, for this.

Breast boobily out of bed and arm yourself

No time to get dressed if the attack is already underway! Grab sword and shield and get out there!

>>1122762
Monsters? Now? Ugh, we're too busty for this.

Well, this is what a Hero does. Let's get it over with. Fetch our sword and shield, deal with these pesky monsters, and then get back to being sexy.

"GET OUTTA MY ROOM, I'M NAKED YOU PERV

>>1122762
Equip what gear you can manage to put on within 30 seconds then get out there and fight.

Get your breasts enchanted.

(1/5) Apples 2026/03/01(Sun)23:48 No. 1122786 ID: 0c2899
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>Pawned the Magic Crystal.

You tried that once but they stopped you and took the Magic Crystal away. Now the crystal stays locked up at the Crystal Temple when it's not being used to save the world.

You should probably make the Crystal Temple your first destination.

(2/5) Apples 2026/03/01(Sun)23:48 No. 1122787 ID: 0c2899
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>Attack Annoying Man

Looks like he already left.

>Grab sword and shield. Skip the tunic.

You're in a big hurry to get this over with so you decide to try speedrunning this adventure by skipping your tunic.

You equip your sword and shield and rush out to save the town.

(3/5) Apples 2026/03/01(Sun)23:48 No. 1122788 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"

Hooters the Tutori-owl: "You can't go outside like that!"

(5/5) Apples 2026/03/01(Sun)23:48 No. 1122790 ID: 0c2899
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Goddamn it.

You're back where you started and now it's taken even longer than if you'd just put on your tunic in the first place!

Well, now we're not putting on the tunic out of spite!

Double standards much? No wait, they must've been referring to your panties. Drop those and they should let you go

Uninstall the game and leave a scathing review.

(1/4) Apples 2026/03/02(Mon)00:16 No. 1122796 ID: 0c2899
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>Well, now we're not putting on the tunic out of spite!

>Ditch the panties.

You un-equip the Hero's Panties (-15 Def; -10 Cute) and rush out once again!

(2/4) Apples 2026/03/02(Mon)00:16 No. 1122797 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"

Hooters the Tutori-owl: "You can't go outside like that!"

(4/4) Apples 2026/03/02(Mon)00:19 No. 1122801 ID: 0c2899
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Goddamn it.

The sounds of screaming and chaos outside grow louder.

>Uninstall the game and leave a scathing review.

You're THIS close...

Fiiiiine....
Don tunic and boots

Take the back yard so the annoying owl doesn't see you.

or Maybe try glitching out of bounds to no trigger the owl event. all you need to do really is try pushing against a invisible wall, and eventually one of your tits will clip through it, and you can fall right through.

don't clip through the floor. last time you did that, you ended up in a strange yellow hallway.

This time, shank that owl before she stops time.

Or maybe it's a semantics thing. Cut holes in the tunic so that the girls can still bounce free while you're technically fully dressed.
I mean, who knows what's going on in this owl's brain

>>1122801
Is that stupid time owl still bothering us? We're already a Hero! We don't need his tutorials!

Whatever. This isn't worth messing with. We've got monsters to stab. Just put on our tunic to shut him up. And the panties for added cuteness. We're never too grumpy to look cute while we're ramming our Hero's Sword down some stupid monster's fucking throat.

Slice tunic, it is now a cool vest.
Boots are fine as they are.
And that's all you need to be the hero.

Remember
?No shirt, no shoes, no saving the world.

Don the shirt, get mad that it doesn't fit, then wear it as a scarf. Don shoes. You are now ready to save the world.

Put the panties back on, for the stats.

use the shitty door physics of bumping against the door to noclip past the owl event and continue being naked, it's a good plan, I swear.

>>1122801
sequence break past the dang owl by backward shieldsurf jumping through your wall.
just don't get too close to the front of your house or the dang owl event will trigger again

>>1122801
Wear the physics defying tunic dress thing to contain your chesticular fortitude, and those darn cute boots, but leave the panties on the floor as an act of secret defiance to that bossy tutoriowl.

Use your pillowcase to craft a Hood of Anonymity, equip only the Hood of Anonymity, and proceed on your adventure.

Hooters can't possibly recognize you if your face is covered.

>>1122838
The panties give 15 whole defense! They’re worth equipping! Plus then we can flash the cuteness of them at people we wanna charisma check. Bunny pussy is still cute, but panties are cuter! Properly gear up, but who cares whether your tail is through the tail hole of the tunic, the attack is underway! We will maintain a shred of indecency on our journey! If only a shred~

(1/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)02:59 No. 1122901 ID: 0c2899
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>Avoid the Tutori-Owl: 5 votes.

>Just put on the tunic: 5 votes.

Your defiant nature and your desire to just get this over with war within you, but in the end...

(2/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)02:59 No. 1122902 ID: 0c2899
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...trying to escape the owl is just too much effort.

*sigh*

(3/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)02:59 No. 1122903 ID: 0c2899
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>equip panties

You equip the Hero's Panties! (+15 Def; +10 Cute)

(4/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)02:59 No. 1122904 ID: 0c2899
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You equip the Magic Tunic! (+5 Modesty)

The enchanted fabric somehow stretches to cover your assets.

You're finally dressed for adventure!

(5/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)03:00 No. 1122905 ID: 0c2899
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>Equip pillowcase

But still, it would be nice to avoid the owl if possible. You cut four holes in your pillowcase to create a Hood of Anonymity.

You equip Hood of Anonymity! (+0 disguise)

(6/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)03:00 No. 1122906 ID: 0c2899
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Properly fitted up, you rush out to save the town!

(7/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)03:00 No. 1122907 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"

(8/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)03:01 No. 1122908 ID: 0c2899
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Boobie Bunny: "Dang it! How did you know it was me?"

Hooters the Tutori-owl: -_-;;;

Boobie Bunny: "..."

Hooters the Tutori-owl: "Do you know about timed hits?"

Ask them why the magic tunic is enchanted to stretch instead of just being sized appropriately.

>>1122908
I know about how much time it would take to hit you.

(1/3) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)03:18 No. 1122911 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "Also, did you know that you forgot your boots?"

Dang it! You could have sworn you put those on!

You probably shouldn't have tried to speedrun things by not lacing them properly.

(2/3) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)03:18 No. 1122912 ID: 0c2899
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You rush back and equip your boots! (-15 foot appeal)

(3/3) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)03:18 No. 1122913 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "That's better. Now, would you like to learn about timed hits?"

Show you know times hits by using timed hits on the owl

>>1122913
Timed hits are when you hit the button at the same time you hit an enemy, right?

>>1122913
I'd like to know how much more time we need to waste before we can hit something with our Hero's Sword. Does this owl think we became a town Hero without knowing how to chop up a monster or two? Owls aren't even that smart! Who does she think she's fooling?

Blast! What powerful sorceries does this owl wield, capable of piercing the Hood of Anonymity.

Clearly, a demonstration of timed hits is in order.

Time tits? Sounds powerful. Better learn about them.

Since Hooters is talking to us, we don’t need the hood anymore. Doesn’t mean we have to stop wearing it. Just that we CAN stop wearing it if we wanna. Begrudgingly listen to the owl’s Hootorial. In all likelihood, this timed hit thing is how we win the final fight

Ask Hooters to explain how to junction a GF to my breast size.

(1/6) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)22:24 No. 1122941 ID: 0c2899
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>Lose the hood

You un-equip the Hood of Anonymity. It wasn't doing you any good, plus it smelled weird. (-0) disguise.

>Learn about timed tits.

Boobie Bunny: Very well, Tutori-owl! Teach me in the ways of Timed Tits!

(2/6) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)22:24 No. 1122942 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT??????"

(3/6) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)22:24 No. 1122943 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "R-really? You REALLY want to learn about Timed Tits?"

Hooters the Tutori-owl: *SNIFF*

Hooters the Tutori-owl: "In all my years of mentoring heroes, you're the first... the first ever to-to..."

(4/6) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)22:24 No. 1122944 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: *ah hem* (keep it together, Hooters! This is the moment you've been practicing for!)

Hooters the Tutori-owl: "Very well, I shall now teach you about Timed Tits!"

(5/6) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)22:24 No. 1122945 ID: 0c2899
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Timed Tits

To use Timed Tits, try to time your attack with the bouncing of your boobs, so that your attack lands with maximum force!

(6/6) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)22:24 No. 1122946 ID: 0c2899
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Timed Tits "Do you need me to repeat all that? Say 'A' for 'yes' or 'B' for 'no.'"

A: say "B"

B: say "A"

>>1122946
you sonnova

A: say "B"

>>1122946
You know what. B: Say "A". The time owl gave us some actually helpful advice. Let her have her moment.

A, which I'm hoping is also the power attack button.

say A: say "B"

AAAAAAAAAAAAA is this dialogue over yet?

>>1122946
b

(1/3) Apples 2026/03/04(Wed)02:36 No. 1122957 ID: 0c2899
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>A (B)

You deliberate carefully over the Tutori-owl's riddle. The longer you spend with this owl, the less time you'll have for napping later!

Also lives are at stake, and such.

At length, you decide on what you hope is the right answer...

(2/3) Apples 2026/03/04(Wed)02:41 No. 1122960 ID: 0c2899
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Boobie Bunny: "Uhh... 'B?'"

Hooters the Tutori-owl: "Then you have learned all the wisdom I have to impart! Go forth, Hero with Huge Boobs! Get the Magic Crystal and save the world!"

The Tutori-owl flies off into the sky and disappears.

Now that you have been trained in the ancient technique of Timed Tits and solved the owl's riddle, the way is clear to continue your quest.

(3/3) Apples 2026/03/04(Wed)02:42 No. 1122961 ID: 0c2899
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You arrive at the town to find everything in chaos! Monsters run rampant in the streets, chasing innocent townsfolk and causing a ruckus!

A familiar voice cries out for help.

Titmouse: "Help! Oh hellllllllllp! I'm being attacked by slimes!"

It's your good friend Titmouse! It looks like she's being attacked! By slimes!

>>1122961
Oh no, our friend is in danger! No time to slack off, we need to be a Hero!

First we need to get those slimes off. Off of our friend. They look small and soft, so let's put our heroic blessings to good use and knock them aside with a boob slap! That will keep the poor mouse girl safe while we wield our Hero's Sword!

Try out those Timed Hits!

Stuff those slimes under your shirt so it'll look like you have huge boobs.

slimes bounce, tits bounce
just bump into them and launch em

Watch out! Those slimes residue are corrosive to clothing!

I try as hard as I can to remember the tutorial. I grab two owls and whack a slime with them at exactly the same time.

>>1122962
Good point.
Sword would go through the slime and hurt our friend.
Time to unleash our mammery martial arts.

The slimes would *expect* a boobs attack. Sit on them! Keep ‘em guessing!

(1/7) Apples 2026/03/05(Thu)04:01 No. 1123004 ID: 0c2899
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>grab two owls and whack a slime with them at exactly the same time.

There aren't any owls close at hand... but you've got a big pair of hooters to work with!

(2/7) Apples 2026/03/05(Thu)04:01 No. 1123005 ID: 0c2899
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>Time to unleash our mammery martial arts.

You strike with the power of Timed Tits!

Titmouse: "My hero!"

(3/7) Apples 2026/03/05(Thu)04:01 No. 1123006 ID: 0c2899
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>Launch those slimes!

They're outta here!

(4/7) Apples 2026/03/05(Thu)04:01 No. 1123007 ID: 0c2899
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Titmouse: "Eeek! There's still one left!"

(6/7) Apples 2026/03/05(Thu)04:02 No. 1123009 ID: 0c2899
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VICTORY!

You gained 3 Slime Juice!

>Watch out! Those slimes' residue are corrosive to clothing!

Not to worry, your Magic Tunic is resistant to slime residue!

Titmouse: "Wait... what?"

(7/7) Apples 2026/03/05(Thu)04:02 No. 1123010 ID: 0c2899
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Titmouse: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

Take off your clothes so the mouse isn't as embarrassed, after all the tutorial owl is gone so you can now be naked again!

Lift Titmouse over your head and carry her to the nearest clothes store.

>>1123010
Success! Our heroic duty is off to a great start and our close friend Titmouse is safe. Let's take a good look at her to make sure she's unharmed. Then we'll work together to save the rest of the village!

These monster invasions tend to have a boss monster leading them. Who is it this time? A giant tentacled slime? A big furry beast? An animated mushroom? Whatever we're up against, our Hero's Sword and our trusty friend's magic are sure to prevail!

Oh no!
Poor titmouse!
Quickly, grab your disgarded pillowcase of disguise. It might be enough to cover her up, OR offer her a great disguise so no one will know it was her in public naked and covered in slime

Store her in your tunic

We need to givd Titmouse's body a thorough medical examination for Slime damage.

oh no!

Anyway, who else is being attacked?

Oh no
We've got bigger fish to fry! Send Titmouse to your house, make up for lost time!
(Apply accidental innuendo here)

Quick! Hide her before the owl sees her and teleports you two back home!

(1/3) Apples 2026/03/05(Thu)12:54 No. 1123031 ID: 0c2899
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>Take off your clothes so the mouse isn't as embarrassed

>Store her in your tunic

Well if you must, you must...

You start stripping off your Magic Tunic to give to Titmouse to wear.

(2/3) Apples 2026/03/05(Thu)12:54 No. 1123032 ID: 0c2899
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Titmouse:"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"

(3/3) Apples 2026/03/05(Thu)12:54 No. 1123033 ID: 0c2899
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Titmouse: "I-I mean, I appreciate your offer, but..."

Titmouse: "You mustn't debase yourself for my sake! You're the Hero with Huge Boobs and I'm nothing but a lowly cleric..."

Titmouse: "I'll be fine. R-really! There's spare habits at the Crystal Temple. We should hurry. Once you get the Magic Crystal everything will be okay again!"

>>1123033
She's not lowly or insignificant to us! But she's right. We've got a quest, a town to save, and a friend in need. Quickly, to the Crystal Temple!

Don't forget to Dodge Roll for extra speed. It's faster than walking because our big boobs give us extra momentum. Be the Boobie Bunny ball!

>>1123035
When you're done rolling around, and throwing up from doing the Dodge Roll, proceed to do the side-bunnyhop after

doing the Dodge Roll is such a rooky mistake for speed. experienced players know that side-bunnyhopping is the way to go as it is a lot quicker. you'll be able to make it before the crystal temple gate closes for the night even! make those boobahs bounce!

Don't forget to smooch the mouse to restore your hearts

>>1123040
Smooching the mouse will heal both of you, by the way. I imagine miss Titmouse might have sustained some blows while fighting the slime.

Though you must respect her wishes as she's your friend, as the hero this town deserves, you can't leave her exposed like that.

Place her between your breasts, where you can easily protect her, and ride together towards the Crystal Temple! Who knows, these evil forces might have placed one of those pesky puzzles that require two people to solve!

>>1123017
Exactly we can share our tunic, place her in your cozy cleavage

(1/8) Apples 2026/03/06(Fri)04:22 No. 1123058 ID: 0c2899
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>Don't forget to smooch the mouse to restore your hearts

The Tutori-owl never mentioned anything about healing kisses, but you suppose it's worth a shot.

You side bunny hop over to Titmouse and give her a smooch on the cheek.

Titmouse: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!"

You don't know if the kiss restored any health but it sure generated a lot of hearts!

>Place Titmouse between your breasts, where you can easily protect her, and ride together towards the Crystal Temple!

Boobie Bunny: "Now, get between my boobs."

Titmouse: "Uhhh... n-no, that's okay" (I'd get squished!)

(2/8) Apples 2026/03/06(Fri)04:22 No. 1123059 ID: 0c2899
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>Quickly, grab your discarded pillowcase of disguise. It might be enough to cover her up.

You cut another slit in the Hood of Anonymity to transform it into the Tank Top of Titty Concealment.

You also give Titmouse the loan of the Hero's Panties. (-15 def; -10 cute)

Titmouse equipped the Tank Top of Titty Concealment. and the Hero's Panties.

Titmouse gained +5 modesty, +15 def, and +10 cute

Titmouse: "O-o-oh my gosh! I can't believe I'm wearing the Hero's Panties! I am not worthy!" (They're so soft!!)

(3/8) Apples 2026/03/06(Fri)04:22 No. 1123060 ID: 0c2899
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>Don't forget to Dodge Roll for extra speed.

Your Dodge Roll propels you toward the Crystal Temple at such speed that Titmouse must jog briskly to keep up.

Titmouse: "Does the rolling help?"

Boobie Bunny: "This is a secret hero technique for boosting my speed..."

Titmouse: (Does she think she's a hedgehog...?)

(4/8) Apples 2026/03/06(Fri)04:22 No. 1123061 ID: 0c2899
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Thanks to your Dodge Roll technique you manage to dodge the monsters attacking the town and make your way swiftly to the Crystal Temple!

Titmouse: "There's the Crystal Temple! Once we're inside, all you need to do is get the Magic Crystal and its magic will banish the Evil Bad Thing!"

Suddenly, a haughty laugh pierces the air!

???: "OHHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHO! OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

(5/8) Apples 2026/03/06(Fri)04:22 No. 1123062 ID: 0c2899
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There! Atop the dome of the Crystal Temple a shadowy figure writhes evilly!

???: "OHHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHO! OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

(6/8) Apples 2026/03/06(Fri)04:22 No. 1123063 ID: 0c2899
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Sorceress of Snitties: "Pitiful 'hero!' Did you really think you could sssstop the Evil Bad Thing ssso easily? You are no match for the Sssorceress of Sssnitties!"

Boobie Bunny: "UGHHHHHHHHHHHH! Seriously? Just let me get the Magic Crystal so I can go home and take a nap already!"

Sorceress of Snitties: "Fool! You will never lay your hands on the Magic Crystal! For you see, your path is..."

(7/8) Apples 2026/03/06(Fri)04:22 No. 1123064 ID: 0c2899
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Sorceress of Snitties: "BLOCKED!"

Boobie Bunny: "Yikes! What's the big idea??"

(8/8) Apples 2026/03/06(Fri)04:23 No. 1123065 ID: 0c2899
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Sorceress of Snitties: "OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

Sorceress of Snitties: "You might as well give up now, 'hero!' My block pushing puzzle is unsolvable!"

Titmouse: "Oh no! How will we ever get past this block pushing puzzle???"

>>1123065
Bunny-hop onto Block B, hop down to the temple entrance, and push it upwards to let Titmouse through. No way are we letting this stupid snake witch separate us.

cheesecake 2026/03/06(Fri)04:47 No. 1123068 ID: 732325
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ALRIGHT EVERYONE, HERE'S THE PLAN

BUNNY rolls into the A BLOCK slamming it towards the wall and gets a head start down the path while TITMOUSE handles the shorter B BLOCK PUSH

FOOLPROOF, we will be in the Crystal Temple in NO TIME!!

Hop up on the wall and use your speedrunning expertise to bypass this puzzle, saving you exactly two seconds.

Well shoot...

Now we have to circle back to Areola Aerie to pick up the Rings of Strength so that we'll be strong enough to push this block. Hopefully no monsters have moved back in since you last liberated it...

Get the Sorceress to Sneeze! That way she’ll be the Sorceress of Sneezies instead, and her magic will be gone!

I wanna engage with the puzzle though! Where are we in relation to the blocks? It looks like we could just push block b into the alcove and it’d be solved

>>1123068
This is potentially correct, but I'm not sure we need to push block A at all.

"Hooters! We need a tutorial on block pushing puzzles!"

Ask what she wants. I mean maybe the bad thing isn't so bad

>>1123077
Fuck. Yeah, could just go around them... or over them with a booby bounce

>>1123065
You can push Block B in, then push Block A out of the puzzle for fun.

have you guys considered... pulling the blocks?

While i think the boobie bounce is the way to go

>>1123068

This guy has a white board and a presentation set up and everything.
Hes got a pointy stick too!
That screams authority.
He even put on a suit

Push B in, then you can push A out.

Then you can climb the block for some additional height and, with precise timing, perform a Titmouse Treboobchet to hit the snake!

Obviously we have to do a different solution from the immediately obvious one in order to reveal a secret bonus in one of the alcoves we would block by doing it the way you'd first think of!!

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>Ask what she wants. I mean maybe the bad thing isn't so bad

Boobie Bunny: What is the Evil Bad thing anyway and what do you get out of it?

Sorceress of Snitties: "Oh, you know, earthquakes, floods... plagues of monsters... that sort of thing. The details aren't important. All I care about is..."

(2/6) Apples 2026/03/07(Sat)04:58 No. 1123123 ID: 0c2899
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Sorceress of Snitties: "I've been promised all the cute, little critters I can eat!"

Sorceress of Snitties: "Oh it makes my mouth water jussst thinking about it! You know these boobs don't come naturally to a sssnake. I have to absorb new ones from time to time... You have a nice pair, I bet they'll look essssspecially good on me!"

(3/6) Apples 2026/03/07(Sat)04:58 No. 1123124 ID: 0c2899
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>Use boobie bounce to cheat the block puzzle

While the Snorceress is distracted daydreaming about swallowing you whole, you use your Boobie Bounce technique to get up on top of block "B."

You don't exactly clear it in a single bound, but if you can just... get your foot...

(4/6) Apples 2026/03/07(Sat)04:58 No. 1123125 ID: 0c2899
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Sorceress of Snitties: "Hey! No cheating!"

The evil snorceress launches a fireball right at you!

(5/6) Apples 2026/03/07(Sat)04:58 No. 1123126 ID: 0c2899
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BOOM!

The blast from the snorceress's fireball sends you flying off the block!

Titmouse: "Eeeeek! Hero! Oh no! Are you okay?"

Boobie Bunny: "Ughh!"

Luckily your boobs absorbed most of the blast.

(6/6) Apples 2026/03/07(Sat)04:59 No. 1123127 ID: 0c2899
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>Just push in block B

The snorceress may have knocked you down, but while you were up on top of block "B," you managed to get a look at the layout of the puzzle and you realized it isn't actually that difficult.'

Working together, you and Titmouse manage to push block "B" forward into its alcove and navigate to the exit.

You find the Sorceress of Snitties beaten and battered on the other side. Her wig lies in a clump on the pavement next to her bruised face.

Sorceress of Snitties: *Wheeze* "You may have bested my block puzzle, hero *cough* but you will never beat... The Big Boss...

Eat the snake to absorb the power of her boobs.

Wait, who beat her up?

Give her a smooch to restore her hearts

Who did this to her?

You'll have to give her some of your energy to get an answer. Put your boob in her mouth.

And grab her wig.

Don't heal the villain, but definitely find out why she's beat up.

Equip wig.

>>1123127
Wow. Who fucked her up? Are they doing the thing where a new bad guy beats up the old bad guy and then waits around to catch the hero? I bet some big idiot monster is standing around watching us right now.

We won't waste any pity on the stupid snake. She was going to eat us, and probably all our friends too. But take her wig for our own use. We've always wanted a full head of hair! Now we can be pretty like Titmouse! Well, not as pretty, but I'm sure she'd appreciate it!

just plomp your boobs on her head

>>1123127
Wait her boss beats her up? Is she in an abusive relationship? Does she need help?

push block A to beat her up more.

Equip wig.
Defeating a boss results in an item of importance in the next area.
Those are the rules.

I wonder who beat her up?
There better not be some other humongously chesticled hero running around.
You could have slept in!

Equip wig.
Defeating a boss results in an item of importance in the next area.
Those are the rules.

I wonder who beat her up?
There better not be some other humongously chesticled hero running around.
You could have slept in!

Forget the wig. Forget the snake. Whatever hurt her is still around. Step back and get ready to fight.

Yes, equip wig.

>>1123128
Also, this. Maybe put all her stolen power to better use?

Slurp her like a noodle, absorb her into yourself for maximum boob power

Wanna switch sides? We offer all the *evil* cute little critters. Plus bellyrubs!

>>1123128
>>1123150
>>1123151
She wanted to eat us to absorb our boobs right? Can we use our boobs to absorb her?

(1/6) Apples 2026/03/08(Sun)01:58 No. 1123156 ID: 0c2899
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>How did the snorceress get beaten up?

Boobie Bunny: "Why are you all beaten up? We haven't even touched you yet."

Sorceress of Snitties: "..." >_>;;;;;;

Sorceress of Snitties: "I fell off the roof by accident..."

(2/6) Apples 2026/03/08(Sun)01:58 No. 1123157 ID: 0c2899
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>Give the snake a healing kiss

You lean in to give the Sorceress of Snitties a kissu, but Titmouse stops you.

Titmouse: "Please don't kiss the evil snake..."

Boobie Bunny: "What if she joins our side? We could give her tummy rubs..."

(3/6) Apples 2026/03/08(Sun)01:59 No. 1123158 ID: 0c2899
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Sorceress of Snitties: "BAH! I didn't even want a kiss! B-baka! Next time we meet, I'll let you rub my tummy... FROM THE INSIDE!"

Suddenly the snorceress vanishes in a puff of smoke!

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>Equip wig

You equip the snorceress's Enchanted Wig.

Its magical power fills your body.

You feel beautiful.

(5/6) Apples 2026/03/08(Sun)01:59 No. 1123160 ID: 0c2899
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Also, the wig gives you the ability to shoot fireballs from your tail!

Titmouse: "Eeek!"

(6/6) Apples 2026/03/08(Sun)01:59 No. 1123161 ID: 0c2899
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You and Titmouse enter the Crystal Temple.

Titmouse: "Behind this door lies the Magic Crystal!. The door is enchanted, and will open only to one who can solve its puzzle..."

Titmouse: "Unfortunately the priest who built the puzzle died without ever telling anyone the solution. You wouldn't happen to know, would you?"

Them lanterns need a light, but they're too high to reach... Fireballs cost MP, but you might be able to reach them if you ignite Titmouse's staff or have a Deku Stick laying around

>>1123161
Well, we could try lighting all the torches. Good thing you just got the ability to shoot fireballs!
Might have to practice your aim.

>>1123157
Is that a hint of jealousy I sense? Titmouse doesn't need to worry, she'll always be closest to us.

>>1123161
Hey, I think we know this one from when we tried to get to the Magic Crystal so we could... Um... Let's not mention that in front of our religious friend.

R-regardless! We know how to enter the Crystal Temple. It's a shadow puzzle. Two people need to use that lantern to cast shadows of their bare breasts on the two statues. But we need to position ourselves at the correct angle and distance so that we match the statues' breasts in size and shape.

Or we could do it the boring way and set stuff on fire, I guess.

>>1123164
have Titmouse aim your tail

Simple solution: the statues need clothes. Both of you give yours up to dress them. That's why the owl wanted you to get dressed, to prepare for this moment.

How well cal you aim those fireballs from your butt?
I think you gotta light those lanterns.

the solution is obveous, give the boobs a little honk, they know you're a perv with big badonks and your first instinct is to do that so they pr obably locked it that way, no way its using some sort of lighting up puzzle that requires you to do a booby bounce to reach it that no one else can do....

Well, while normally id say light those lanterns, we all know what pervs priests are so...
Press the nipples on the statues in sequence.
Or honk them

The puzzle can't he as simple as lighting the lanterns on the statue, can it? With this and the block puzzle, I get the feeling we're in an edutainment RPG.

>>1123168
Butt fireballs gogo

(1/3) Apples 2026/03/08(Sun)14:29 No. 1123182 ID: 0c2899
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>Honk the statues' boobies

Honking the statues' boobies has no effect. They are stone and thus, sadly, do not honk like real boobies do.

>Press the statues' nipples in sequence

You discover the statues' nipples are actually buttons!

You press them in order from left to right. You hear a click and a magical jingle sounds!

(2/3) Apples 2026/03/08(Sun)14:29 No. 1123183 ID: 0c2899
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Pressing the chests revealed... A chest!

(3/3) Apples 2026/03/08(Sun)14:29 No. 1123184 ID: 0c2899
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But the door to the Magic Crystal remains closed...

Take a look in the chest.
(That is, the new one, made of wood, that just appeared, not your own or Titmouse's)
It's either gonna be what you need to solve the puzzle, or just something nice to have.

>>1123183
Well, that's something at least. What did we win? Money? A puzzle item? A monster? A weird toy that the perverted priests hid for their fellow perverts?

>>1123184
Unless there's something useful in the chest, it looks like we'll have to do the fire thing after all. But we won't be harming our friend's staff! We're going to point our fluffy bunny butt at the unlit lanterns so Titmouse can help us aim our fireballs accurately. It'll use up some of our magic, but we can drink her Mouse Milk to borrow hers! We'll be sure to pay her back later.

Check for traps before you open the chest!

Do a chest bump to see what's inside

Say hello to the mimic

>>1123182
I toldja.
Priests.
Pervs the lot of them.
Get that chest open.

Duhduh duh duhduh duh duhduh dahdah!

(1/6) Apples 2026/03/09(Mon)00:33 No. 1123201 ID: 0c2899
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>Check for traps before you open the chest!

You check for traps, but do not find any.

>Open the chest

You open the chest to reveal...

Cleric's Robes!

Too bad they're too small for you. Oh well, maybe you can sell them or something...

Titmouse: "Oh thank goodness!"

(2/6) Apples 2026/03/09(Mon)00:33 No. 1123202 ID: 0c2899
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Titmouse rushes over and grabs the robes from you.

Titmouse un-equips the Tank Top of Titty Concealment and the Hero's Panties. (-5 modesty; -15 def; -10 cute).

You re-equip the Hero's Panties (+15 def; +10 cute; +2 warm).

Titmouse equips the Cleric's Robes!

Titmouse gained +5 healing, +5 MP, and +85 modesty.

But best of all...

(3/6) Apples 2026/03/09(Mon)00:33 No. 1123203 ID: 0c2899
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Cleric's Robes do not come with shoes, so Titmouse loses -0 foot appeal!

Titmouse: "W-what's with that look?"

Boobie bunny: "Heheh..."

Titmouse: (I should find some shoes...)

(4/6) Apples 2026/03/09(Mon)00:33 No. 1123204 ID: 0c2899
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>Butt fireballs gogo

>have Titmouse aim your tail

Boobie bunny: "Quick, grab my butt!"

Titmouse: "Eeeek! Hero! D-do we really have time for that kind of thing?"

Boobie bunny: "I need you to aim my tail at the lanterns so we can light the flames and open the door.

Titmouse: "Oh... r-right."

(She sounds a little disappointed)

Titmouse helps aim your tail at the lanterns and you launch some fireballs.

The fireballs light the lanterns and you hear a magic jingle!

(5/6) Apples 2026/03/09(Mon)00:33 No. 1123205 ID: 0c2899
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The doors to the Magic Crystal are open!

All you have to do now is get the Magic Crystal and your quest will be complete! The world will be saved and you can finally take a well-earned break!

??? "Ah, so you opened it. You really are the Hero with Huge Boobs."

(6/6) Apples 2026/03/09(Mon)00:34 No. 1123206 ID: 0c2899
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Titmouse: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Th-the RAT KING!

RAT KING: "You've worked hard to get here, Hero with Huge Boobs. You've earned a break. Abandon your quest now, and your life will be spared..."

G-give him a smooch to restore hearts...?

>>1123206
RAT KING? I didn't know we had a king! I thought we we were a body-worshipping theocracy.

Well, this big shady brute needs to wise up if he thinks we'll just let him win after he woke us from our beauty sleep! And worse, put our friend in danger! Come on, Titmouse, it's time to combine our magic and show him the true power of the Hero's Sword!

This may or may not involve it fusing with our Magic Tunic, but that's a risk we'll have to take.

>>1123206
Break the glass break the glass!

>>1123206
Uhoh.
Get ready!
Titmouse got the item and so did you so unless this is a preset stomp for the narrative, the solution to this fight involves a combination of setting fire to things, healing magics and cute footsies.
Or theres always cheese to beat the rat king.
Not the edible kind, but the sneaky cheaty kind

...he's gonna be really small isn't he.

Quick, hit him while he's monologuing!

Or, if he's not monologuing yet, goad him into doing so, then hit him or sneak around & grab the crystal while he's distracted. Maybe call his plan dumb?

I'm convinced. Let's abandon thecquest.

get that crystal!

what if the rat king was a bunch of rats stacked on each other underneath that cloak?

Is he... standing on the shoulders of other rats in order to appear taller than he is?

Impart some boobie bunny wisdom: Size is not all that matters, you would know more than anyone else.

Smash rat king, I mean the glass.

*Obviously* the rat king is multiple rats, that’s what rat king *means!* But yeah, get the crystal. He said to take a break, so he clearly meant we should break the glass and take the crystal. Easy.

(1/5) Apples 2026/03/10(Tue)01:54 No. 1123248 ID: 0c2899
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>Show him the true power of the Hero's Sword!

>He's gonna be really small isn't he.

>what if the rat king was a bunch of rats stacked on each other underneath that cloak?

>*Obviously* the rat king is multiple rats

Boobie Bunny: "'Take a break?' Heh. That's pretty rich considering it's your fault I even had to work today!"

(2/5) Apples 2026/03/10(Tue)01:54 No. 1123249 ID: 0c2899
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Boobie Bunny: "I don't know who you think you're fooling with that big, scary cloak and that crown, but you're obviously just a bunch of little rats all piled up on top of each other."

Titmouse: "Umm... Hero...?"

Boobie Bunny: ("Not now, sugartoes—")

Boobie Bunny: *ah hem*

Boobie Bunny: "You want me to take a break? How about instead you all scamper your happy little butts back to your holes before I break you!"

(3/5) Apples 2026/03/10(Tue)01:55 No. 1123250 ID: 0c2899
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RAT KING: "Heheheheheh..."

RAT KING: "Hahahahahahahaha!"

RAT KING: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

(4/5) Apples 2026/03/10(Tue)01:55 No. 1123251 ID: 0c2899
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Hmm... You see now that the RAT KING being made of multiple rats is worse than him being just one big rat.

(5/5) Apples 2026/03/10(Tue)01:55 No. 1123252 ID: 0c2899
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Boobie Bunny: "A-a-actually you know what? Heheh. M-maybe we all should take a break!"

>>1123252
Ok new plan, titmouse distract him while you break the glass.

>>1123254
Good plan.

It's probably really hard for them to move in coordination. I bet they spent days practicing how to raise their "arms" like that.

Either that, or the crown is another piece of magical headwear that allows the rat wearing it to control his kin.

Either way, stab him in the face.

Squish all the rats between your massive boobs!

Dodge roll right over them, squash them all

meanwhile Titmouse gets the crystal

>>1123252
That can't be good.

Don't panic, we're a Hero, we can handle this. When we're being swarmed by enemies from every direction, the answer is to charge up our sword and unleash the secret technique, Titty Twister!

Uhoh.
The ways he moves He looks less like a pile of rats in a trenchcoat and more like a living giant rat shaped rupture into a elemental plane of rats!
Or should that be emmental plane?
>>1123254
Yeah, quickly ask titmouse if she can seduce an infinite number rats at the same time.

Shes gotta be part of the solution.
The other part is FIRE
From the butt.

High priority task:
Start workshopping a witty quip about our hot ass for when we burn the villain.

Pretend to flee but instead

- Go for the magic crystal

- Get ready to fire a booty fireball when the ratking lunges for you

>>1123276

Flee while shooting? Have mouse aim while piggybacking? Death by a thousand cuts?